fandomhigh | Danger Room - Detention, Saturday Morning (07/08/06)

"Morning, dudes! Today's my last day, and it's detention, and that's..." Ted trailed off in thought. "Actually, that's pretty much like when I was in high school. Anyway, war is hell and so is detention. So today, each of you dudes will face off with a most heinous spawn of Hell and you'll have to escape and/or defeat the bad dude. Okay? Excellent!"

There were five doors in front of them. Each door was a different color and had the student's name on it. "You can take in whatever you've got on you, but weapons and magic won't do any good. They're just hologrammy things. Step up, dudes. Oh, and at the end? You all get Twinkies."

Pip Bernadette
Tim Desmond
Hermione Granger
Draco Malfoy
M. Parker

[OOC: Time zones sucketh muchly, so if you get in early I'm happy to play your opposition, but after I sign out in the OOC thread below you'll be on your own until evening...when I wake up. IC you're released at 5pm FHT. OOC you're released once you've done the tasks.

ETA: ~~Now I sleep. Back in a few hours.~~ Back!]

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Free food and Twinkies! Excellent!

Draco made a tee pee out of twinkies during lunch. He was going to eat it eventually. But first he must marvel at his skill!

Parker wasn't real hungry after her ordeal. But she did find consolation in eating a Twinkie veeeerry slowly.

Hermione does not want to be here and it shows. And she's slightly disturbed by the Twinkies. She occasionally pokes at it just to see what happens.

"You eat it Granger. It's food." said Draco, who was still concentrating on his twinkiee tee pee.

"Obviously," says Hermione, raising an eyebrow at his art project.

Draco looked down at his tee pee. "I'm planning on eating it!" he said "Just need to clear my mind of grandmas first."

She frowns skeptically. "Is it working?"

Draco closed his eyes for a second. "Nope. Still there. I didn't think Professor Logan had such a sadistic side."

Even he was surprised by how civil he was being.

Hermione's kind of surprised by it, too. "How are the Twinkies supposed to help?" she wonders.

"Because twinkies make everything better." says Draco "Don't question my logic, Granger."

He carefully takes one of the twinkies from his tee pee and takes a bite out of it. "See? Now I might be able to look at my grandfather again."

"I'm glad it helped?" she says, and looks at her own Twinkie.

Draco merely nodded and grabbed another twinkie. Too bad it caused his tee pee to fall over. "...dammit."

"You're only going to eat them anyway," Hermione points out.

"Must you insist on being so logical?" asks Draco.

"Well, it's true. I suppose you could even rebuild."

"I suppose. Maybe something in the log cabin area." he says "Course I couldn't eat that many twinkies."

"So Granger since we aren't trying to kill each other I don't suppose you'll mind telling me what you saw behind the door?" he asked "A giant failing report card coming after you?"

"The librarian thought I didn't return a book," she admits. And she kind of hates that he was almost right.

"Horrifying." said Draco, who tried to keep a straight face. Honest. Though he couldn't say much because he was screaming like a girl because of 119 year old lady.

"What did you have?" she asks. "Your grandparents?"

"Not my grandparents. Just an old lady who kept wanting to kiss me." says Draco "I can't blame her but still, pretty scary stuff. She smelled like death and looked even worse."