Talent Show, Fandom High Auditorium, Friday Afternoon, 07.07.06

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

The all too familiar opening chords of Europe's The Final Countdown sounded and after a short delay for dramatic effect, GOB danced out onto the auditorium stage. He pulled blue and gold handkerchief chains out of both sleeves (which was difficult with a hand still in a cast) until the chains clearly met in the middle underneath his shirt. A large burst of smoke appeared on stage and when it cleared, the handkerchiefs had turned into two cages of doves. One of the doves fell over in the cage, choking on the smoke.

Over the next couple minutes he disappeared cards, linked and unlinked rings, and made his cast say "GO GREMLINS." It was slightly more impressive than should normally be expected from GOB.

When the music wound down, GOB stepped up to the microphone. "Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and others. Today you will witness the finest example of amateur talent you have ever seen. Unless they suck. If they suck, you should make sure they know they suck. Not just today. Boo them this weekend, too. They'll deserve it for making me a liar."

"Anyway, let's hear it for today's acts!"

[OOC: Wait for OCD is up. Performers, please post in the thread named after you. Mod the Caritas Zombie Band at will. Audience, please stick to the Audience threads. And please don't react until the performer has performed. Everyone can post in the Talk to the Talent thread at the end.]

Comments

Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

React to the beautiful performance.

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel facepalmed and then giggled like a loon.

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[can_be_more]

Aeryn is having about the exact same reaction. Only more facepalming, less giggling. A little less.

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"They're insane you realize?" Isabel asked, still giggling. "Absolutely insane."

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[can_be_more]

"I've known that for a very long time," she says, shaking her head. A lot.

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"But they seem so normal when they're on their own," Isabel pointed out with a laugh. "It's only when they get together that the insanity kicks in."

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[can_be_more]

Aeryn frowns. "They seem normal to you?"

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel blushed,"Mostly?"

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"That's your boyfriend," Dawn elbowed her, laughing so hard she could barely breathe.

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Yes, he is," Isabel said, still giggling. "He's insane, but he's mine."

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Privately, Dawn wasn't sure anyone would want him after this, but anyway. "Where did they get those clothes?"

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"I have no clue," she said. "I've learned that sometimes it's better not to ask because then I don't have to kill him."

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"...they're not yours, are they?"

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"No, I have much better taste."

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Photos?" Kawalsky asked once they were done. "Did someone get photos? Email me!"

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[mycanonhatesme]

"I'll e-mail you as soon as I get back to my room," Chloe replied. "I think I got nice shots of all three of them."

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky gave a grin and a thumbs up.

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[likethegun]

Sam gaped. And then gaped some more. And then scooted down in his seat and tried to make himself as small as possible.

He's a big boy though, so that's a lot more difficult than it sounds.

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[mycanonhatesme]

Chloe had her camera out the minute Johnina hit the stage. Currently though, she was having some trouble breathing from laughing too hard. "Oh my god. They liiiike you," she crooned.

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Sam's got a giiiiiirlfriend," Dawn drawled, still gasping for air. "And she sings!" More giggling, and she couldn't believe Molly had missed this.

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[likethegun]

Sam made a small whimpering noise and tried to bury himself further in the chair. "Kill me? Please? Dean will forgive you, I promise."

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Are you kidding?" Dawn asked, giggling, "He's probably the one handing out your phone number."

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[mycanonhatesme]

"And frankly, I'm more worried that Johnina won't forgive us for killing her hunk of burning love," Chloe added. "I'd hate to cause her any undue emo."

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[likethegun]

Sam shot Chloe a dirty look before turning to Dawn. "Dean wouldn't...oh, who am I kidding, he would totally do that," he said.

Re: Audience: The Andrews Sisters

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker can't breathe. At all.