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Things to Do at the Beach #3, Galactica Point, Friday Morning
Jarod waited for the class to arrive under a makeshift tent. Next to him were plastic shovels and pails. And a large group of kittens that had gotten curious about what he was doing and had decided to sit in. One or two were in the pails, either playing or curled up and sleeping.
"Good morning, everyone. Unfortunately, because of Fandom's...eccentricities," he looked at the kittens, then the pudding, which occasionally glopped from the sky, "I don't feel safe sending you out on the water today. But that's not all that you can do at the beach," he continued, "Today you'll be making sand castles--but they don't need to look like castles, if you feel like being more free form about it. There are also frisbees and a volleyball, if you want to play with those instead."
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"Good morning, everyone. Unfortunately, because of Fandom's...eccentricities," he looked at the kittens, then the pudding, which occasionally glopped from the sky, "I don't feel safe sending you out on the water today. But that's not all that you can do at the beach," he continued, "Today you'll be making sand castles--but they don't need to look like castles, if you feel like being more free form about it. There are also frisbees and a volleyball, if you want to play with those instead."
[ooc: Play away!]

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Janet reached out to pet the kitten again. "Any time. It's not every day you see a guy with a kitten on his head."
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"And yet you're more likely to see it happen here than anywhere else," Archie replied, tossing a couple of small pebbles down at the ships as though he were firing cannonballs from the fort. "I'll have to figure out how to do that at some later date, I suppose. We do have all summer, after all."
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"This place continues to come up with interesting varations on the theme of weird," agreed Janet. "So are they pirate ships besieging the navy, or is the navy attacking a pirate fort? And I'll bet there are books on making complicated sand sculptures."
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He sculpted a couple more turrets onto the fort, dug out a crevice in the rock face, and looked over at Janet again as the kitten poked its head out and mewed. "I'll probably look it up online later. Veronica's rather insistent that I get caught up on technology anyhow, so I may as well work on my Google skills."
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"Maybe if someone tries to feed him a kitten treat, he'll leap off your head?" she asked. "You mean you're not caught up on technology yet? Veronica's right, you should work on your Google skills. Though you've adapted amazingly well to modern America and this place."
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He smirked a bit. "Oh, I've found a few interesting things online as it is, though I've a few things yet to learn about making my searches more specific. She's giving me weekly lessons in modern technology, which helps." With a slight hint of trepidation, Archie added, "She wants me to get a cell phone, as well."
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"Things like what?" asked Janet, curious about why he was smirking. "A cell phone is a good idea. Not that I don't think you're extremely capable, but you never know when you'll need to call in for backup."
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totally handwaved because his player doesn't remember either OMGbrief explanation of the sort of tactics the Royal Navy would use in such a situation, moving the ships around to illustrate. "Bloody wasn't the half of it.""Oh," he added, "music, some interesting bits of amateur fiction . . . as I said, my Google searches aren't quite specific enough yet. And I suppose I'll have to get that cell phone sooner or later.
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"Bits of amateur fiction?" asked Janet. She raised one eyebrow and looked at Archie. "Like...about sports?" Also she tried not to snicker and failed miserably.
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"Dear God! It's a furry sea monster!"
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"I'd often heard it said that staring death in the face had the power to unite people, but sometimes I wonder if the person who came up with that phrase ever intended it to be quite so literal."
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"I highly, highly doubt it," said Janet. "On the other hand, you never know. I get the feeling that zombie invasions aren't all that uncommon in some dimensions."
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Archie looked ruefully at Janet. "I think it's a kraken in disguise. Maybe I'll name it Davy Jones."
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"A kraken in a cute, fuzzy kitten disguise?" Janet nodded. "In Fandom, I'd believe it. He can keep Cam-Mollusc company." She reached out to pet the kitten again. "That's a good name for him. He can be the scourge of sand castle pirates."
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The kitten mewed loudly in apparent appreciation of his new name, and arched his tiny back into optimal petting position. "I think he approves of the name," noted Archie. "That ought to worry me."
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"Probably," agreed Janet. "But you can deal with it later, when he reveals his kraken nature." She glanced at her watch. "I should get going. I need to pick up a mocha,
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Archie gathered up his boats despite Davy Jones's protests and patted the side of his sand fortress. "You'll be well enough stormed when the tide comes in," he told it.