Sexual Education [06/01] - Thursday Afternoon

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"So, in addition to straight-up intercourse - rod A into slot B, we all know the drill - there are things to add to the routine," Becky said without preamble. "There are toys, roleplaying and plenty of other additions to the fun."

She grinned. "So what we're going to do is I'm going to send you out today with something that one might find in a typical sexual toybox. Some of you will get toys, some will get costumes, some will get lotions...and I want you to come back next week and tell me how you used them." She shrugged. "Your choice as to how you use them, whether it be for sex or your own devious purposes."

"Oh, and we didn't do introductions last week," she said, "so we're doing that this week. Name, year, where you're from, and what you look for in your sexual partner of choice. After that, you'll get your assigned paraphernalia, and no, before you ask, no one can trade. Not even you, Walter and Paige, who I purposely messed up. You can talk to each other about what you've been given, and test them out in class, but I want you to use whatever you're given at least once outside of class.

And, yeah, if you have questions or whatever, you can ask me or something," she said, shrugging.

[Remember last week, when you shouldn't have been reading class at work? Doubly so this week, and PLZ to not be clicking the links at work or school.

Also, guys, seriously? Becky DOES NOT CARE how you use what you've been given. I expect humor and lots of it.

Finally, wait for OCD thanks. DONE.]

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Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

WTF, Becky....

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[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi is reading the directions on the Pheromone Lotion.

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[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter looks at the French maid's costume and gives Becky a Look. "Arthur had something to do with this."

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[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Looks like it's just your size!"

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[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"No. It's not my size. Saying it's my size would imply that it's ever going on my body. I'm a butler, not a bloody maid."

Would it fit a certain someone? Could he convince her it was a disguise? If he let her call him dollink?

That was probably a dangerous line of thinking.

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[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

Jack collected the blindfold, examining it closely, grinning a little. He ran an eye over the rest of the items. "We can't trade, but can we share?"

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[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec brandished the cat-toy tickle whip, eyeing first one end and then the other. The urge to bat at it was stronger than he'd have guessed.

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[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

"Any plans for that?" Jack ran his fingers through the tassles and grinned. "I think this definitely requires shirtlessness for proper application."

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[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec eyed first the toyed-with toy, then Jack. "You think?" He was half sarcastic, half curious, rather than outright dismissive.

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[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean took one look at Alec's assignment and burst out laughing. "Dude, she gave you a cat toy!"

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[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec frowned and thwapped Dean on the shoulder with the tickler. "Shut up."

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[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

Cedric's frowning at the ties. Really frowning. And wondering how in the world these could be used.

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[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

Jack came up beside Cedric and held out the blindfold, pointing it at the ties. "Hey, they match."

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[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

Cedric looks over at Jack's blindfold and back at his ties.

"They do. I've...never used anything like this before. Pleasurable, I'm guessing?"

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[mmmanchovies.livejournal.com]

Fry took the can of "Coooooool! Free food!" He read the label. "Na-tu-ral a-fro-dee-zee-ac. Sounds tasty."

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[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler inspected the handcuffs, then snapped one on his wrist, leaving the mate to dangle free. He scrutinized it as if trying to decide whetehr it was the right look for him.

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[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Going for the escaped convict look?" Pippi asked him.

[[ooc: Is your little Gnome friend with you?]]

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[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

"How did you know?," Tyler joked, except not. "Fleece is nice, though."

The gnome trotted over to sniff at Pippi's phermone lotions.

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[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"All right! I'm like an expert with this stuff!" said Peter, holding up the astroglide. He then got an evil look in his eye. "And I know just what to do with it."

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[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler sniggered. "You definitely got the most practical prop," he said. "Got someone in mind?"

Not that he wanted to think about Fat Peter having sex. Ever.

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[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean dumped everything out of the pouch it had come with to take a closer look. He picked up one of the... thingies that went over the vibr- massager, not sure if he should be referring to them as condoms or finger puppets.

Probably the latter, he decided, just as he probably should keep referring to the thing as a massager, at least if he wanted any hope of getting Dawn to help him with his homework. Somehow he didn't think they'd reach the relationship stage where "Do you want to help me try out this vibrator?" would get him anything but slapped. But massager, massager he could work with.

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[conathon.livejournal.com]

Sawyer stared at the feather duster he had and was tempted to run around and rub it on the back of everyones neck to make them flip out but he just sat there instead.

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[dbiers.livejournal.com]

D'anna eyed her paraphernalia warily and repressed an inexplicable urge to wiggle her fingers at someone. "OK, so, creative ways to use lickable, non-cooking butter outside of class..." D began to jot down some ideas on the outside of one of the boxes.

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[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"Need any help?" Alec asked, smiling. He wasn't giving up, but he was toning down the blatant propositioning until he at least found out where he stood.

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[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige looks at the item with a raised eyebrow then looks around for Becky, "Um I have no problem with this but um shouldn't there be some sort of matching bra top with it?" she asks.