http://lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-06-01 02:30 am
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Sexual Education [06/01] - Thursday Afternoon

"So, in addition to straight-up intercourse - rod A into slot B, we all know the drill - there are things to add to the routine," Becky said without preamble. "There are toys, roleplaying and plenty of other additions to the fun."

She grinned. "So what we're going to do is I'm going to send you out today with something that one might find in a typical sexual toybox. Some of you will get toys, some will get costumes, some will get lotions...and I want you to come back next week and tell me how you used them." She shrugged. "Your choice as to how you use them, whether it be for sex or your own devious purposes."

"Oh, and we didn't do introductions last week," she said, "so we're doing that this week. Name, year, where you're from, and what you look for in your sexual partner of choice. After that, you'll get your assigned paraphernalia, and no, before you ask, no one can trade. Not even you, Walter and Paige, who I purposely messed up. You can talk to each other about what you've been given, and test them out in class, but I want you to use whatever you're given at least once outside of class.

And, yeah, if you have questions or whatever, you can ask me or something," she said, shrugging.

[Remember last week, when you shouldn't have been reading class at work? Doubly so this week, and PLZ to not be clicking the links at work or school.

Also, guys, seriously? Becky DOES NOT CARE how you use what you've been given. I expect humor and lots of it.

Finally, wait for OCD thanks. DONE.]

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Grimacing a little, Tyler reached out his hands for the gnome. The gnome leapt into them and resumed his perch on the boy's shoulder.

"It would be," he said thoughtfully. "Hey, Pippi, how do you feel about revenge?"

[OOC: We have another idea, just playing out the possibility.]

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Reveng is a dish best served." she said with a pleasant smile.

[[ooc: okey-dokey]]

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's so nice to hear you say that," Tyler said.

He glanced around the classroom. No Meerkats were in evidence, but it was still good to be stealthy about such things. "Could I have a little of the lotion on my handkerchief?" he asked. "For scientific uses. You can wwear my handcuffs if you want."

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
This causes Pippi to raise an eyebrow for several reasons. Firstly, the invitation to wear the handcuffs was rather sudden. Secondly, she wonders what he is going to do with the handkerchief once it's been pheromoned. Maybe they figured out who was behind the boxer raid...

On the other hand, she has like six jars of the stuff...

Hmmmmm...

"Oookay."

[[ooc: Her instinct would be to call Molly and warn her of potential prankage and possibly pass on one of the containers to her to increase chaos and because they're roomies in the dorms. On the other hand, she could say nothing, since she thinks that you may have figured out who was behind the boxer raid and turn-around is fair play. Whatever you do with the handkerchief, let me know which you prefer.]]

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"I thank you," Tyler said formally, offering her a plain white handkerchief. "It's appreciated. Truly."

[OOC: Check your email.]

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're quite welcome." she says with a smile disarming. "Good luck with your experiment."

She opens up one of the containers and squeezes some out onto the handkerchief.

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"It should be interesting," Tyler said, gingerly tucking the sopping handkerchief into a pocket on his bookbag. The gnome looked sad to see it go.

He paused. "So is it doing anything for you? Because to me it just smells like cheap perfume."

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Pippi took a wiff of the lotion and gave it some thought.

"Hmmm, I dunno... Maybe it changes when you put it on a person?" she said. "I once met a lady who made scented oils that said her wares smelled different on different people."

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Could be," Tyler allowed. "I'll let you know if anybody suddenly finds me irresistible."

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"How will you know if it's the lotion or just you?"

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Tyler pouted. "Ha."

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Did I say something funny?"

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not exactly irresistible," Tyler scowled. His hand went self-consciously to the gunshot scar on his cheek.

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh?" Pippi tilted her head. "Well you should give yourself permission to be."

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Tyler wasn't sure how to take that, so he gave Pippi a faint smile. "Thanks," he said.

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're quite welcome." she said, thinking he was talking about the lotion.