Sexual Education [06/01] - Thursday Afternoon

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"So, in addition to straight-up intercourse - rod A into slot B, we all know the drill - there are things to add to the routine," Becky said without preamble. "There are toys, roleplaying and plenty of other additions to the fun."

She grinned. "So what we're going to do is I'm going to send you out today with something that one might find in a typical sexual toybox. Some of you will get toys, some will get costumes, some will get lotions...and I want you to come back next week and tell me how you used them." She shrugged. "Your choice as to how you use them, whether it be for sex or your own devious purposes."

"Oh, and we didn't do introductions last week," she said, "so we're doing that this week. Name, year, where you're from, and what you look for in your sexual partner of choice. After that, you'll get your assigned paraphernalia, and no, before you ask, no one can trade. Not even you, Walter and Paige, who I purposely messed up. You can talk to each other about what you've been given, and test them out in class, but I want you to use whatever you're given at least once outside of class.

And, yeah, if you have questions or whatever, you can ask me or something," she said, shrugging.

[Remember last week, when you shouldn't have been reading class at work? Doubly so this week, and PLZ to not be clicking the links at work or school.

Also, guys, seriously? Becky DOES NOT CARE how you use what you've been given. I expect humor and lots of it.

Finally, wait for OCD thanks. DONE.]

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Introductions

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"Hi, I'm Becky. I'm nineteen and obviously not a student. I'm from Basin City, and I like guys who pay up front and show the deserved respect," she said. "Who's next?"

Re: Introductions

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

I'm Jack Harkness, I'm 18, and I am a student. I'm from the fifty-first century, and as for what I look for in a sexual partner? Willing? Interesting? I'm really pretty flexible."

Re: Introductions

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"I'm Pippi. I think I'm 15, and I'm a sophmore. I'm from Sweden, and... I'm not sure what I look for... I guess he would need to not be afraid of a strong girl and... make me laugh without tickling me."

Re: Introductions

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"I'm Walter Dornez. I'm 14 and I'm a student and waiter at Cafe Fina. At home I'm a butler and vampire hunter. I'm still learning what I like in a partner, but I think we can rule out large amounts of emo as good."

Re: Introductions

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"Alec. I'm 16 and a junior. I'm from Seattle, and I look for willing, pretty, and able."

Re: Introductions

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

"I'm Cedric Diggory, I'm nearly 17. Willing, able, and not evil would be my preferences in a partner."

Re: Introductions

[mmmanchovies.livejournal.com]

"Hi, I'm Fry. I'm 14, a freshman, originally from Brooklyn, New York, but I came here from New New York. As for a, uh, sexual partner? Girl. Willing. That's it."

Re: Introductions

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

"Hi, I'm Tyler. 15, from Delaware. And I guess what I look for in a sexual partner is someone completely insane and masochistic who understands me."

Re: Introductions

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Hi there, I'm Peter Griffin. I'm going to be seventeen in October and I'm a Junior." he says "I'm from Quahog, Rhode Island. I really like redheads. Oh! And no fat chicks."

Re: Introductions

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

I'm Dean Winchester, I'm 15 and a sophmore. I'm originally from Lawrence, Kansas and what I look for in a sexual partner is a girl who's willing, pretty and not a demon or angry spirit of some kind.

Re: Introductions

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

"Hey all, I'm D'anna Biers. I'm seventeen and I guess I'm a senior now. Weird. Anyway, I'm from Leonis, and as far as partners, I look for someone who is passionate, knowledgeable, and disease-free."

Re: Introductions

[conathon.livejournal.com]

"I'm Sawyer. I'm 18. From Tennesse. And I like confidence, good listening skills and a good kisser in women."

Re: Introductions

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

"I'm Paige Matthews, 16 from San Francisco, in terms of sexual partner, well I like guys that are sensitive, cute and not afraid about my being a witch." she said.

Re: Introductions

[pitifulcatdemon.livejournal.com]

"I'm Shiro. I'm from hell Japan. Uhmm....I'd like a girl who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to get it."

Get your assigned stuff!

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Alec - tickle whip (http://www.xandria.com/sex-toys/light-bdsm/fetish-accessories/whips-floggers-paddles/tickle-whip-id-2414.html)
D'anna Biers - erotic butter (http://www.xandria.com/sex-toys/lotions-lubes-condoms/gels-body-toppings/erotic-butter-id-2288.html)
Cedric Diggory - ties (http://www.xandria.com/sex-toys/light-bdsm/fetish-accessories/collars-leashes-cuffs/tease-me-ties-id-2121.html)
Walter Dornez - naughty French maid outfit (http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/flirtylingerie_1899_8557896).
Tyler Durden - fleece-lined handcuffs (http://www.xandria.com/sex-toys/light-bdsm/fetish-accessories/collars-leashes-cuffs/fleece-lined-leather-handcuffs-id-3532.html)
James Ford - feather duster (http://www.xandria.com/sex-toys/light-bdsm/fetish-accessories/whips-floggers-paddles/black-wrist-feather-id-3581.html)
Philip J. Fry - whipped cream (http://www.xandria.com/sex-toys/lotions-lubes-condoms/gels-body-toppings/cloud-9-whipped-cream-id-3025.html?MSCSProfile=61E4CECF7275066FD87B9817DA5865CB9866C98D9E3175B30BB1E56AAEF942697DC7D90C48E151DC2D76D197EAB5F52DAB45362B22BFD8E8553D82300AF2056A8B7B00ACA454953228A9383B37E11DC5824629F000E73FA16846DBFDE997369ABE76F1ECFED5D8AED8C80274525362D69AB2ECB619424F4ACDF1FCE9BBCB437BF86E60ABE6D484DC)
Peter Griffin - AstroGlide (http://www.xandria.com/sex-toys/lotions-lubes-condoms/sexual-lubricants/astroglide-id-145.html)
Jack Harkness - blindfold (http://www.xandria.com/sex-toys/light-bdsm/fetish-accessories/masks-blindfolds-gags/leather-peek-a-boo-mask-id-2678.html)
Pippi Longstocking - pheremone lotion (http://www.xandria.com/sex-toys/lotions-lubes-condoms/pheromones-colognes/pheromone-massage-lotions-and-oils-id-3019.html)
Paige Matthews - man's zippered thong (http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/flirtylingerie_1898_197265434).
Shiro - the Rabbit vibrator (http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3409)
Dean Winchester - finger tip massager (http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3236).

NO TRADING. BECKY WILL NOT LET YOU. :)

Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

WTF, Becky....

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi is reading the directions on the Pheromone Lotion.

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter looks at the French maid's costume and gives Becky a Look. "Arthur had something to do with this."

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

Jack collected the blindfold, examining it closely, grinning a little. He ran an eye over the rest of the items. "We can't trade, but can we share?"

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec brandished the cat-toy tickle whip, eyeing first one end and then the other. The urge to bat at it was stronger than he'd have guessed.

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

Cedric's frowning at the ties. Really frowning. And wondering how in the world these could be used.

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[mmmanchovies.livejournal.com]

Fry took the can of "Coooooool! Free food!" He read the label. "Na-tu-ral a-fro-dee-zee-ac. Sounds tasty."

Re: Talk amongst yourselves/Test things out

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler inspected the handcuffs, then snapped one on his wrist, leaving the mate to dangle free. He scrutinized it as if trying to decide whetehr it was the right look for him.

Talk to Becky

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

If you must.

OOC

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

My brain is a scary place.

Also, I'm really glad no one checks my browser history.

Re: OOC

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*salutes you and your google-fu, zomg*