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Callisto was being ogled by a newt.

This couldn't possibly get worse.

Xander the newt lifts his head at the sound.

It sounds like safe-smelling human person is upset for some reason.

//Boobies?// Xander the newt points out to human person, jerking his head in that direction. They always make him not upset, after all.

And now there were two pairs of boobies, though THANK GOD, Rita had all the essentials covered.

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"Gah!" Bridge yelped, seeing Rita's clothes disappear. And resists the urge to flail, because he's still got Xander-newt in the palm of one hand.

"Gah!" He yelps again, after a few seconds, when his *own* clothes disappear. Leaving him in nothing but boxers and gloves.

Callisto looked at Bridge because half-naked Rita? Not something she wanted to see.

"What the frak's happening?"

*headtilt?*

Newt Xander is no longer looking at the boobies.

//Boxers?//

Who knew they had a word for those in Newt?

"Um. Hi." Bridge says to Xander-newt.

"And... I don't know but I'm *very* confused." Bridge says to Callisto.

"I didn't do it," Rita said, crossing her arms and completely forgetting that, hi, witch, and she can fix this.

"Pervert."

"Hussy."

"Excuse me?"

"I thought we were being randomly insulting, as I'm certainly not a pervert."

"No, you only magicked the clothes off yourself and two students because of the heat," Callisto said. "And who knows what you're planning on doing with poor Alex."

Newt Xander is a newt of very little brain, and does not remember that he's supposed to be Alex.

He just scrambles up on Bridge's shoulder.

And totally peeks down the back of his boxers.

Okay, little newt-feet kinda tickle. And now Xander's on his shoulder and staring down his...

"Hey!"

Xander newt? Totally makes a run for it down Bridge's back.

*runrunrunrunrun*

Callisto raised an eyebrow.

"Dirty."

Bridge yelps (again) and grabs Xander-newt before he can make it all the way down his back.

"What a strange fetish," Rita murmured, tilting her head as she sort of forgot about her own unclothed state.

"Could you maybe change him back now?" Bridge asks plaintively, holding out Xander-newt.

"Hmm."

Rita picked up her wand and muttered an incantation...and had on some lovely purple robes.

"I suppose I could. If you really think he needs to change back."

Xander Newt flicks out his tongue and licks Bridge's nose.

Okay, he's just been licked on the nose by his boyfriend who's currently a newt. WTF.

"I think so, yes."

Xander would agree wholeheartedly with that statement if he understood English much at all. Mostly though he only has room in his tiny brain for very short phrases like "Boobies" and "boxers" and "WTF???"

Rita was bored.

So she changed him back. And noticably did not offer anyone magicked robes like her own.

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