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Journalism 101/201 and Journalistic Integrity FINAL

Rita sat quietly behind her desk, finalizing grades.

Now would be the time to turn in those interviews.

"Excuse me?"

"I thought we were being randomly insulting, as I'm certainly not a pervert."

"No, you only magicked the clothes off yourself and two students because of the heat," Callisto said. "And who knows what you're planning on doing with poor Alex."

Newt Xander is a newt of very little brain, and does not remember that he's supposed to be Alex.

He just scrambles up on Bridge's shoulder.

And totally peeks down the back of his boxers.

Okay, little newt-feet kinda tickle. And now Xander's on his shoulder and staring down his...

"Hey!"

Xander newt? Totally makes a run for it down Bridge's back.

*runrunrunrunrun*

Callisto raised an eyebrow.

"Dirty."

Bridge yelps (again) and grabs Xander-newt before he can make it all the way down his back.

"What a strange fetish," Rita murmured, tilting her head as she sort of forgot about her own unclothed state.

"Could you maybe change him back now?" Bridge asks plaintively, holding out Xander-newt.

"Hmm."

Rita picked up her wand and muttered an incantation...and had on some lovely purple robes.

"I suppose I could. If you really think he needs to change back."

Xander Newt flicks out his tongue and licks Bridge's nose.

Okay, he's just been licked on the nose by his boyfriend who's currently a newt. WTF.

"I think so, yes."

Xander would agree wholeheartedly with that statement if he understood English much at all. Mostly though he only has room in his tiny brain for very short phrases like "Boobies" and "boxers" and "WTF???"

Rita was bored.

So she changed him back. And noticably did not offer anyone magicked robes like her own.

"Uhhh... Hi." Oh look, everyone has boxers.

Except Rita because she sucks.

"Hi." Bridge replies. Because... boxers. Whoa.

"Would you two like a closet to continue your sick little amphibian-loving game," Rita asked.

"Uh, *you're* the one who turned him in to a newt, Professor..."

"Yes, well I'm not the one who made him do something that made Callistie say 'Dirty.'"

Xander tries to figure out the best place to put his hands, but they're all BAD places, both for where they are and for where they're not because he only has two hands.

So he settles for crossing his arms.

He should totally know how to deal with this because it's happened before.

Granted not with a boyfriend in the room. Or in existence.

Granted the now-in-existence boyfriend is also in boxers, but THAT IS NOT MAKING THIS BETTER.

"I want pants," Xander says mournfully.

"Me too," Bridge says, maybe staring a little. "At least this time I still have my gloves."

Xander would blink, except he's too busy trying not to look like he's staring. Honestly you'd think he hadn't already seen Bridge in swim-trunks, but.. it's just not the same thing omg.

"This time?"

"Uh. Yeah. Strip Triad, last semester. Gremlins stole our clothes."

"Oh." Xander looks around, checking for gremlins. Hey, they're supposed to be gone, but it's not impossible.

He's so not going to say the other thing that he's thinking. "So other people got to see you in boxers before me." He so said the other thing he was thinking.

Journalism 101/201 and Journalistic Integrity FINAL

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