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Journalism 101/201 and Journalistic Integrity FINAL

Rita sat quietly behind her desk, finalizing grades.

Now would be the time to turn in those interviews.

Xander would agree wholeheartedly with that statement if he understood English much at all. Mostly though he only has room in his tiny brain for very short phrases like "Boobies" and "boxers" and "WTF???"

Rita was bored.

So she changed him back. And noticably did not offer anyone magicked robes like her own.

"Uhhh... Hi." Oh look, everyone has boxers.

Except Rita because she sucks.

"Hi." Bridge replies. Because... boxers. Whoa.

"Would you two like a closet to continue your sick little amphibian-loving game," Rita asked.

"Uh, *you're* the one who turned him in to a newt, Professor..."

"Yes, well I'm not the one who made him do something that made Callistie say 'Dirty.'"

Xander tries to figure out the best place to put his hands, but they're all BAD places, both for where they are and for where they're not because he only has two hands.

So he settles for crossing his arms.

He should totally know how to deal with this because it's happened before.

Granted not with a boyfriend in the room. Or in existence.

Granted the now-in-existence boyfriend is also in boxers, but THAT IS NOT MAKING THIS BETTER.

"I want pants," Xander says mournfully.

"Me too," Bridge says, maybe staring a little. "At least this time I still have my gloves."

Xander would blink, except he's too busy trying not to look like he's staring. Honestly you'd think he hadn't already seen Bridge in swim-trunks, but.. it's just not the same thing omg.

"This time?"

"Uh. Yeah. Strip Triad, last semester. Gremlins stole our clothes."

"Oh." Xander looks around, checking for gremlins. Hey, they're supposed to be gone, but it's not impossible.

He's so not going to say the other thing that he's thinking. "So other people got to see you in boxers before me." He so said the other thing he was thinking.

"I, um...yeah." Bridge says, blushing.

Xander frowns and looks like he's doing math. "Yuh-huh. And did any of these people also get to kiss you before me?"

"...No?"

"Well, that's... something." If he were a fair man, Xander would point out that an entire classroom back in Sunnydale got to see him the first time this happened, and at least one of those people had kissed him. And was on her way to Fandom on Monday. Possibly with shovels.

Xander is neither fair nor a complete moron.

"I... really want pants," he says again.

"Go find some," suggested the witch who summoned hers out of the air.

"Good plan, Professor." Bridge nods. And then to Xander: "Lets go find pants. Possibly even shirts." Not that he minds the view, really. But omg, there is a time and a place for that.

"I like pants."

Xander's really more than five. Honest.

No, really no one currently in the room needs to be reassured of that, sigh.

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Journalism 101/201 and Journalistic Integrity FINAL

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