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Driver's Ed, April 21st, Periods 1-2

There are several giant robots.

"If everyone could find the Zord that matches the schematics I assigned you last week, I'd like you to get in the cockpit and start experimenting with the controls. Remember- nothing you do will cause any lasting damage, as this is just a simulation, so don't worry."

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Tommy gives Anders a thumbs-up.

"Um, Doctor Oliver, sir? Which should I be using?" Cally asks.

"Kira, you're in the Pterodactyl."

"Thanks sir," Cally says.

She proceeds to get into the Pterodactyl. By jumping. It makes no sense, but she does it ~~because it's from a half hour show and you don't ask questions~~.

"Okay, weird."

"Hi, coach!" Anders yells, waving enthusiastically at Cally from the inside of the T-Rex Zord.

Ever seen a T-Rex waving like an eager and caffeinated teenage boy? It's weird.

Cally eeps. Because guess what? Pteradactyls fly.

"I hate this part, I hate this part," Cally says, flying about at rather quick speeds.

"You might wanna try slowing down!" Tommy says, a bit flailing-ly.

"I'm supposed to jump? How does that work?" Zero flailed, then stopped flailing because her latte was sloshing around. "That completely defies the laws of physics!"

Tommy just shrugs helplessly. He doesn't understand it either.

Zero sighed and jumped. "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" And then she was in the cockpit. "Ooh, joystick."

Ooh, Tricerazord on a rampage. "It's like a video game!"

Were Tommy gifted with any sort of Jedi-like abilities, he'd probably be muttering something about having a bad feeling about this right now.

Zero, who had faithfully studied her schematic, WTF-ing all the while, punched the intercom button. "Can we play bumper cars with them?"

"...I'd prefer it if you didn't?" Tommy facepalmed.

"Oh. Squall." Zero'll just have to make her own fun.

Meanwhile Cally has discovered a different button on her controls.

"Hey, maybe this'll slow me down," she says, and presses it.

"Hey, what's this button do?" Zero said. It hadn't been labeled in her schematic, she thought.

So she did the perfectly logical thing and pressed it.

Anders has likewise discovered a rather inviting and mysterious button.

And, being enamored of the shiny, well . . . he presses it.

The Pterodactyl appears to be folding. With Cally inside. This is... yeah. Kinda scary.

And the T-Rex is doing weird reconfigurey things with its limbs, while Anders flails in panic inside.

He flails at the comm button. "Um. What the frak?"

"AGH WHY IS MY THINGUMMY FOLDING WHAT THE SMACKING SQUALL?"

Tommy just stares.

Okay, and now Anders's not-quite-a-T-Rex-anymore is doing a weird hovery thing, and Cally's Pterodactyl and Zero's Triceratops are both sort of being drawn toward it like a magnet.

"Um, guys? What the frak's going on here? Are we gonna collide?"

Okay, when the pterodactyl splits into piece, Cally kinda shrieks as the pieces hurtle towards the other two transforming zords.

And now Zero's screaming like a little girl. "MOVE ANDERS I'M GONNA HIT YOU AND I CAN'T STOP IT!!!" There's latte all over the cockpit from her flailing. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Anders? Totally flailing now. Even if he knew which control did what at this point, he'd probably make the damn thing do the complete opposite of what he actually wants to do.

"Uhhhhh." He flails at the comm unit, like that'll help. "Brace for impact, guys?"

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