ext_107666 ([identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-04-11 01:20 pm

Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 25, Period 1, 04/11/06

"Um, hi," Rory said a bit nervously. "Professor Tick is out sick, so we're just going to watch some more movies and do a reading from our awesome textbooks, okay?"

She stuck a DVD into the player, and smiled as the Looney Tunes music filled the room.

She turned to face everyone quickly. "Oh, and this week's metaphor is, um, capes and your extra credit is to tell me how a weetiny bunny could aid someone's work for Justice."

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[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-04-11 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Rising up from his seat, he cleared his throat and held up a hand. "Excuse my ignorance, master, but what would the metaphor you require be about?"

Re: Turn stuff in [Class 25]

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-04-11 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Justice to a cape?" He questioned and shook his head. "As you wish, madam."

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[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-04-11 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Metaphor:

Justice is a cape that keeps the inclement weather of Evil from making you too wet or cold. Assuming Justice is made of wool. Justice should also not be put in a hot wash if that's the case.

Extra credit:

They could use their weetiny paws to pick locks, as well as place weetiny technology like bugs and cameras where evildoers can't see them.

Re: Turn stuff in [Class 25]

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-04-11 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
He finally does hand in a piece of paper, but the handwriting is wonky like you'd expect from someone who just learned to write:

"Julius of Arsenii wore his cloak with pride. It bellowed in the wind and those who stood behind him could hear the words of the gods in its sound. They knew that he would lead them down to the path of enlightment.

It would take many a weetinybunny to feed the followers of Justice, but they would prepare it well and be grateful for the weetinyfeast."

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[identity profile] actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com 2006-04-12 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Metaphor: Capes, while some (like myself) may find them somewhat impractical and not exactly necessary, are the sense of flair some agents of justice use to distinguish themselves.

Extra Credit: Weetinybunnies should not be underestimated; even the heart of the most hardened criminal would be softened by them, and that may be the proverbial crack in the dam that would spark a reformation.