Enrollment at Fandom High

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Welcome to Fandom High, kids. We offer the best curriculum in any dimension, not to mention the best security around.

Please comment here to enroll at Fandom High. We will only accept one version of each student, so please keep that in mind when signing up. We will also not accept anyone calling anyone else "fictional" or referring to the books they read about them or the TV show or movie they watched about them. These are all vicious lies and will be dealt with accordingly by a trip to detention.

I can assure you, you do NOT want to go to detention. Things explode in there. And get eaten by squirrels.

Also, if you'd like to teach at Fandom High, please comment below with your chosen teaching subject. All teachers will be added as community mods.

EDIT: Enrollment for fandomhigh is officially closed until further notice. Enrollment should reopen in about one month's time. Thank you for your patience.

Current teacher roster

School principal: principalconnor -- Sarah Connor, Terminator series
School administrator: sueofthecamels -- Sue White, Green Wing

The Arts: dreamingredsand -- J'onn J'onzz, DC Universe
Physical Education: mrdmcleod -- Duncan McLeod, Highlander
English: tormenting_art -- Jenny Schecter, The L Word
Journalism: jerusalem_s -- Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan
Computer science: humanenigma -- The Question, DC Universe
Business: msgilmoredanes -- Lorelei Gilmore-Danes, Gilmore Girls
Political science: padmeofnaboo -- Padme Amidala, Star Wars
Public Speaking: prof_cregg -- CJ Cregg, West Wing
Languages: game_of_you -- Dream, Sandman
Linguistics/Archaeology/Anthropology: the_ascended -- Daniel Jackson, Stargate SG-1
Music teacher: wyld_stallyn -- Ted 'Theodore' Logan, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
School librarian: prof_methos -- Methos, Highlander
History: abe_no_seimei -- Abe No Seimei, Onmyoji
Math: thepersiannadir -- Nadir Khan, Susan Kay's Phantom
Comparative religions: gandalfglamdrin -- Gandalf, Lord of the Rings
Drama/performing arts: tearsofdawn -- Dawn, Dawn
Lifestyle coach: isnotimportant -- Slartibartfast, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Martial arts: bridekiddo -- Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill
Cyborg Theory: replicarter -- Sam Carter, Stargate SG-1
A/V - Theater Tech Coordinator: sonofaparrotman -- Scooter, The Muppets
School counsellor/psychologist: trulydeath -- Death, Sandman
School nurse: gotcanewillpoke -- House, House, M.D.
Sciences: equalsmcsquared -- Sara Sidle, CSI
Security: prisoner_rover -- Rover, The Prisoner
School janitor: pumpkinhed -- Mervyn Pumpkinhead, Sandman
Wrestling coach: names_ash -- Ashley "Ash" Williams, Evil Dead

Current student roster

___lily_evans_ -- Lily Evans, Harry Potter
_fleurdelacour -- Fleur Delacour, Harry Potter
_jubilation_lee -- Jubilation Lee, X-Men
_gottahavefaith -- Faith Lehane, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel
_notanumber -- Number 6, The Prisoner
_ripper_giles_ -- Rupert Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
_steele_ -- Remington Steele, Remington Steele
_tuckersbrother -- Andrew Wells, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
02maxwell -- Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing
2ls_in_oneill -- Jack O'Neill, Stargate SG-1
adolescent_alan -- Alan Shore, The Practice
aka_vala -- Vala Mal Doran, Stargate SG-1
alchemic_bean -- Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
apocalypsesoon -- John Connor, Terminator series
aroseintime -- Rose Tyler, Doctor Who
b_someone -- Balian of Ibelin, Kingdom of Heaven
banikslaveboy -- Stark, Farscape
battousai_kun -- Himura Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
big_brother_tam -- Simon Tam, Firefly
bloody_rockgod -- Charlie Pace, Lost
bluemanoncampus -- Hank "Beast" McCoy, X-Men
bridge_carson -- Bridge Carson, Power Rangers: Space Control Delta
call_me_red_ac -- Angela Chase, My So-Called Life
can_be_more -- Aeryn Sun, Farscape
caroline_todd -- Caroline Todd, Green Wing
chloe_sullivan -- Chloe Sullivan, Smallville
comewillingly -- Terra Bradford, Final Fantasy VI
cookinggeek -- Piper Halliwell, Charmed
courier_gavin -- Jake Gavin, Jr., Gambit
kinneybrian -- Brian Kinney, Queer as Folk QAF
deadlikegeorge -- George Lass, Dead Like Me
deirdreofamber -- Deirdre, Chronicles of Amber
demonbelthazor -- Cole Turner/Belthazor, Charmed
egyptianlove -- Evelyn Carnahan, The Mummy
emo_padawan -- Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars
fullmetal_havoc -- Havoc, Fullmetal Alchemist
future_visions -- Phoebe Halliwell, Charmed
futurebucs_star -- Anders, Battlestar Galactica
ginger_mac -- "Mac" MacCartney, Green Wing
hermione -- Hermione Granger, Harry Potter
ihatedenmark -- Hamlet, Shakespeare's Hamlet
immodestyblaise -- Modesty Blaise, Modesty Blaise
ironist_cohen -- Seth Cohen, The O.C.
jackie_sparrow -- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
janet_fraiser -- Janet Fraiser, Stargate SG-1
jayne_serenity -- Jayne Cobb, Firefly
jenovas_son -- Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII
jordancollier -- Jordan Collier, The 4400
julian_lawless -- Julian Sark, Alias
kid_chino -- Ryan Atwood, The O.C.
kimberly_shaw -- Kimberly Shaw, Melrose Place
krycek_rat -- Alex Krycek, X-Files
kurukami -- River Tam, Firefly
lady_jessica_bg -- Lady Jessica, Dune
last_worde -- William de Worde, Discworld
lauraholt -- Laura Holt, Remington Steele
leeadama -- Lee Adama, Battlestar Galactica
lifeofkrakow -- Brian Krakow, My So-Called Life
linguaphage -- Doug Ramsey, X-Men Ult-verse
lisacuddy -- Lisa Cuddy, House
lizzy_turner -- Elizabeth Swann, Pirates of the Caribbean
lookatmyhooves -- Gord Brody, Tom Green
luthor__lex -- Lex Luthor, Smallville
m_samuelle -- Michael Samuelle, La Femme Nikita
macanaut -- Cindy "Mac" MacKenzie, Veronica Mars
magitekboy -- Kefka Palazzo, Final Fantasy VI
marieanne_d -- Rogue, X-Men movieverse
make_it_ashes -- John "Pyro" Allerdyce, X-Men movieverse
miss_monochrome -- Chiana, Farscape
miss_thomasina -- Thomasina, Tom Stoppard's Arcadia
mparker16 -- Miss Parker, The Pretender
neptune_wallace -- Wallace Fennel, Veronica Mars
taylorjustin -- Justin Taylor, Queer As Folk US
of_debussy -- Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter
otto_chriek -- Otto Chriek, Discworld
phases_of_kitty -- Kitty Pryde, X-Men
positive_angel -- Chihaya, Earthian
priestly_purple -- Xelloss, Slayers
prue_h -- Prue Halliwell, Charmed
psycho_jackass -- Logan Echolls, Veronica Mars
pure_blooddraco -- Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
pyramid_is_life -- Kara "Starbuck" Thrace, Battlestar Galactica
radekzelenka -- Radek Zelenka, Stargate Atlantis
redginny -- Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
rockbell_ -- Winry Rockbell, Fullmetal Alchemist
rory__gilmore -- Rory Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
rosefern_todd -- Kate Todd, NCIS
sharon_valerii -- Sharon "Boomer" Valerii, Battlestar Galactica
sheldonjsands -- Sheldon Sands, Once Upon A Time In Mexico
sheltered_texan -- Winifred Burkle, Angel
smallfry_ -- Kaywinnit Lee Frye, Firefly
studentwillow -- Willow Rosenberg, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
susan_death_ -- Susan Sto Helit, Discworld
swerval_zero - Skank Zero Hopeless-Savage, Hopeless Savages
sydney_bristow_ -- Sydney Bristow, Alias
teen_twin -- Connor MacManus, Boondock Saints
teenaged_twin -- Murphy MacManus, Boondock Saints
the_envious_sin -- Envy, Fullmetal Alchemist
the4thsister -- Paige Matthews, Charmed
theboobs_summer -- Summer Roberts, The O.C.
thehurleyabides -- Hugo "Hurley" Reyes, Lost
time_agent -- Jack Harkness, Doctor Who
tru_relivesdays -- Tru Davies, Tru Calling
useless_blonde -- Shannon Rutherford, Lost
valehero -- Isaac, Golden Sun
veronicamars1 -- Veronica Mars, Veronica Mars
wannabelawyer -- Lindsey McDonald, Angel
writer_jo -- Jo March, Little Women
youngest_sister -- Delirium, Sandman
yuuko_sama -- Ichihara Yuuko, XXXholic

EDIT: For the record, the school year will begin on Wednesday, September 7th.

Comments

[yuuko-sama.livejournal.com]

oh how lovely... a whole roster of freshmen to dupe take under my wings... my dears, have i told you about the pool on the roof...? i can get you a ticket...but it's not free, you know...? ufufufufu...


ichihara yuuko/XXXHolic

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

All right, kid, you're enrolled.

[deanna--troi.livejournal.com]

Hello there, *smiles warmly*

I've recently been reassigned to Earth and was wondering if the position of school counsellor was open?

My name is Deanna Troi, I've had about 10 years serving as a counsellor and am fully trained.

I understand high school students will likely pose a ... challenge, but that's what being a
My name's Deanna Troi, I've had about 10 years practice serving as a counsellor is all about.

Thanking you,

Ms. Troi

[deanna--troi.livejournal.com]

I understand high school students will likely pose a ... challenge, but that's what being a counsellor is all about.*

[gingerbeard.livejournal.com]

Bah, what is this place? I swear, if one of the other students messed up my spell, they'll be seeing things for weeks... Oh, this is a school, is it? Maybe my idiotic masters saw that I was meant for better things and sent me here. In that case...

I am Lord Thom of House Trebond, former mage student from the City of the Gods. May I humbly ask a place in your prestigious school of learning?

[writer-jo.livejournal.com]

Enrolling, I guess. Jo March.

[writer-jo.livejournal.com]

laurelin_kit

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Jack O'Neill here to sign up ma'am.

Jack O'Neill - Stargate SG-1 - clex_monkie89

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Okay, kid, you're on the list.

[comewillingly.livejournal.com]

Enrolling. Terra Branford from Final Fantasy 6, though I dare say I don't know what this place is.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

You aren't the only one, kid. Enrolled.

My name is not important

[isnotimportant.livejournal.com]

I think you need a lifestyle coach. I'm applying for the position.

I can offer courses in happiness, cheese, early sixties sitcoms, and planetary design.

Oh, and fjords. I like fjords.

Re: My name is not important

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

*eyes you suspiciously*

All right, you're on. *adds to teaching roster*

[neptune-wallace.livejournal.com]

Veronica said she'd need some innocent-looking help here, too. This place has got to be better than Neptune High...

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

All right, kid, you're on the roster.

(OOC: Yay, a Wallace! *happy dance*)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steele_/]

Hello there, if it's all the same to you, consider me enrolled.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

All right, I will. *adds to roster*

[lauraholt.livejournal.com]

Hi there. Transferred...wish to enrol.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Sure, you're in.

Hello, luv...I mean Miss Principal

[jackie-sparrow.livejournal.com]

*a scruffy looking teen wearing ragged clothes, a brave attemtpt at facial hair, and some archaic handcuffs is escorted in by two of His Majesty's Finest.*

I think I might be too late for enrollment, gents, so if you want to just let me go? No? Ah.

Mornin', miss. I'm Jack Sparrow, late of the pirate ship Hermione. These fine fellows insisted I come here for rehabilitation or some such. It's here or gaol, they say, so I'm hoping enrollment is still open?

*the taller and blander of the two naval officers plunks a key on your desk, along with a ratty cloth bag that moves on its own*

Ah, they brought her. That's Pearl in there, miss. My comrade in arms. Are pets allowed here?

*a spider monkey pokes her head out of the bag and chitters angrily at the navy men*

Re: Hello, luv...I mean Miss Principal

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

*eyes the monkey* Yeah, sure, as long as she behaves. Enrolled.

[xander--cage.livejournal.com]

Hey there. I was sent here by Agent Gibbons, he said you might need someone else around here to help keep people in line. I noticed you don't have a shop teacher. I don't know much about education, but I know my way around tools. It's the best I've got to offer.

(Xander Cage from xXx [aka. Vin Diesel]. Icons forthcoming when I'm not running out the door to a meeting. *g*)

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Sure, we could use a shop teacher. *adds to teaching roster*

[you-cannot-have.livejournal.com]

Is it too late for the Mango to be enrolling in your school? My papa says that I have been hanging out with the wrong crowd, so I must be transfered!

I try to tell him- can you deny friends to the raindrops? Say to a blade of spring grass "Hey! You cannot be growing there anymore!"? NO! SO IT IS WITH THE MANGO!

...

He said to stop acting like the gay fruit and get my tushies to school. I told him that I am not the gay fruit but he insists. So here I am!


Mango the Beefcakes dancer, from Chris Kattan's SNL sketches. Mun is pirate_lass... I hope it's not too late to enroll? I'll catch up with all of the communities (and make some icons and fill out the userinfo) this afternoon, but I wanted to comment here before I could chicken out. :D.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

*eyes suspiciously*

*takes a step backwards*

*adds to roster while holding rifle tightly with other hand*

(OOC: Mango?! BWAHAHAHAHA. *dies laughing*

... Okay, I'm better now. :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_jubilation_lee/]

Hey, teach.

*plops down on the principal's desk and starts louding snapping her gum*

In the market for a transfer student prone to blowing stuff up and looking cute doin' it?

*beams proudly*

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Not really, but we'll keep you anyway.

[macanaut.livejournal.com]

Hi, I hear we're supposed to be enrolling?


(Mac, from Veronica Mars)

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. Enrolled.

Too late?

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Hi, erm I'm new, just moved here, is it too late to enrole? I'm Paige, Paige Matthews (Charmed), pretty sure I'm not already registered. Erm anyway let me know or I guess I'll go study somewhere else.

Re: Too late?

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Nah, kid, you're in. *adds to roster*

(OOC: You were thiiiiiiiis close, but how can I resist having all four Halliwell sisters? ;))

[http://users.livejournal.com/susan_death_/]

I'm Susan Sto Helit, I'm here to enroll for school. Don't worry, you won't even notice I'm here.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Okay, you're on the list.

(OOC: Aaaaand you're the last one I'm adding, too. THANK GOD. ;))

[lady-jessica-bg.livejournal.com]

Let's try this again. I know it's a bit late, but I want to be Jessica from the Dune series.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

All right, kid, since you gave me a head's up you'd be attending before enrollment cut off, I'll add you to the list. *puts on roster*

[yuuko-sama.livejournal.com]

begging your pardon, principalconnor, but i have a friend who was trying to enroll here, and her paperwork was apparently lost in the mail [[ooc i.e. her internet was down]]. the proper forms have now been filled out and sent, but we fear it is too late for this semester [[ooc i.e. her internet is now fixed and she would still like to join...but...]]. might it be possible for them to yet enroll, despite registration cutoffs? i would be happy to serve as an orientation guide for them, since they would have missed the first day. please advise. thank you!

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

All right, I'll cut some slack this time around, since they've got you to sponsor them. Just have them email fandomhigh@yahoo.com so I can set them up. (Because if they try to enroll at this post, I'm going to give resounding 'no's from now on to anyone looking to enroll.)

[brokenelektra.livejournal.com]

I'm not that much on authority but I guess I have to take that chance. I'm Elektra Natchios (Daredevil, Elektra) I promise I'll be a good girl while I'm here, in other words I'm enrolling.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but enrollment is closed as of the first day of classes on September 7th. Enrollment should reopen in one month's time.

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

I know sign ups are closed...but I wondered if it would be possible to bring in a transfer student anytime soon? I have teen_twin Connor MacManus in my headspace...So I'm already in ame and I know it's crazy and hectic and terribly addicting...heh.

Or, maybe if a teacher is needed in any area? House could do dramatic arts or something...He's musical, I'm sure he could do drama and put on plays and such...

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

You know, we don't have a school nurse. (And God knows that between the gun club and Biff, we'll need one.)

Hello Mother?

[shesyourwife.livejournal.com]

This is truly the first time I've ever met you, John's said alot of things about you. Too bad at first Princpal Connor I didn't believe I was going to marry your son I didn't believe many things including whats to happen in the future, I'm Katherine Brewster (Terminator 3) please ma'am allow me to enroll.

Re: Hello Mother?

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but enrollment is closed as of the first day of classes on September 7th. Enrollment should reopen in one month's time.

Reporting for duty

[manticore-max.livejournal.com]

X5-452 what was I used to be called now I'm known as Max, transgenic, freak, mutant whatever your dealio is. Go ahead and judge I don't care but the name is Max Guevera (Dark Angel). It's time for a change away from Seattle and back into school since I didn't get a chance when I was young, ya know with the whole being genetically enhanced, trained and oh yeah I didn't know there was a world outside the fence.

Re: Reporting for duty

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but enrollment is closed as of the first day of classes on September 7th. Enrollment should reopen in one month's time.

[prof-hellboy.livejournal.com]

*Lights up a cigar and takes a puff.*

Ain't gonna tell ya how to run yer school. And there's some who'd say that it's a bad idea to teach kids about heavy supernatural stuff. But hell, I been takin' a look around, and you got some kids here lookin' like they could be dangerous without anybody helpin' 'em. So if ya want somebody to teach a class on the supernatural, I'll do it for ya.

'Sides, can always help keep these kids in line. *Cracks the knuckles of the enormous stone gauntlet that encases his right hand and grins.*

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

*sizes you up, is suitably impressed*

Excellent point. Some of these kids could use a class like that. I'll add you to the teaching roster right now.

(OOC: Normally, I'd decline more teachers since enrollment is closed and all, but a.) you've got a point about a class on the supernatural, and b.) Hellboy as a teacher? HEE.)

[pubkeeper.livejournal.com]

I know you got your enrollment closed and such for teachers and students, but I heard tell that you got noplace for open mic poetry night, and that's criminal, that is. Honest bloke like m'self could open up a little spot, the Happy Meals with legs kids could come 'round for some coffee, teachers get a martini or two under their belts and get a mite frisky... who knows? Might be a bit of fun, that.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Sure, fandomtownies is open for anyone who wishes to open a business.