Enrollment at Fandom High

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Welcome to Fandom High, kids. We offer the best curriculum in any dimension, not to mention the best security around.

Please comment here to enroll at Fandom High. We will only accept one version of each student, so please keep that in mind when signing up. We will also not accept anyone calling anyone else "fictional" or referring to the books they read about them or the TV show or movie they watched about them. These are all vicious lies and will be dealt with accordingly by a trip to detention.

I can assure you, you do NOT want to go to detention. Things explode in there. And get eaten by squirrels.

Also, if you'd like to teach at Fandom High, please comment below with your chosen teaching subject. All teachers will be added as community mods.

EDIT: Enrollment for fandomhigh is officially closed until further notice. Enrollment should reopen in about one month's time. Thank you for your patience.

Current teacher roster

School principal: principalconnor -- Sarah Connor, Terminator series
School administrator: sueofthecamels -- Sue White, Green Wing

The Arts: dreamingredsand -- J'onn J'onzz, DC Universe
Physical Education: mrdmcleod -- Duncan McLeod, Highlander
English: tormenting_art -- Jenny Schecter, The L Word
Journalism: jerusalem_s -- Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan
Computer science: humanenigma -- The Question, DC Universe
Business: msgilmoredanes -- Lorelei Gilmore-Danes, Gilmore Girls
Political science: padmeofnaboo -- Padme Amidala, Star Wars
Public Speaking: prof_cregg -- CJ Cregg, West Wing
Languages: game_of_you -- Dream, Sandman
Linguistics/Archaeology/Anthropology: the_ascended -- Daniel Jackson, Stargate SG-1
Music teacher: wyld_stallyn -- Ted 'Theodore' Logan, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
School librarian: prof_methos -- Methos, Highlander
History: abe_no_seimei -- Abe No Seimei, Onmyoji
Math: thepersiannadir -- Nadir Khan, Susan Kay's Phantom
Comparative religions: gandalfglamdrin -- Gandalf, Lord of the Rings
Drama/performing arts: tearsofdawn -- Dawn, Dawn
Lifestyle coach: isnotimportant -- Slartibartfast, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Martial arts: bridekiddo -- Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill
Cyborg Theory: replicarter -- Sam Carter, Stargate SG-1
A/V - Theater Tech Coordinator: sonofaparrotman -- Scooter, The Muppets
School counsellor/psychologist: trulydeath -- Death, Sandman
School nurse: gotcanewillpoke -- House, House, M.D.
Sciences: equalsmcsquared -- Sara Sidle, CSI
Security: prisoner_rover -- Rover, The Prisoner
School janitor: pumpkinhed -- Mervyn Pumpkinhead, Sandman
Wrestling coach: names_ash -- Ashley "Ash" Williams, Evil Dead

Current student roster

___lily_evans_ -- Lily Evans, Harry Potter
_fleurdelacour -- Fleur Delacour, Harry Potter
_jubilation_lee -- Jubilation Lee, X-Men
_gottahavefaith -- Faith Lehane, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel
_notanumber -- Number 6, The Prisoner
_ripper_giles_ -- Rupert Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
_steele_ -- Remington Steele, Remington Steele
_tuckersbrother -- Andrew Wells, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
02maxwell -- Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing
2ls_in_oneill -- Jack O'Neill, Stargate SG-1
adolescent_alan -- Alan Shore, The Practice
aka_vala -- Vala Mal Doran, Stargate SG-1
alchemic_bean -- Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
apocalypsesoon -- John Connor, Terminator series
aroseintime -- Rose Tyler, Doctor Who
b_someone -- Balian of Ibelin, Kingdom of Heaven
banikslaveboy -- Stark, Farscape
battousai_kun -- Himura Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
big_brother_tam -- Simon Tam, Firefly
bloody_rockgod -- Charlie Pace, Lost
bluemanoncampus -- Hank "Beast" McCoy, X-Men
bridge_carson -- Bridge Carson, Power Rangers: Space Control Delta
call_me_red_ac -- Angela Chase, My So-Called Life
can_be_more -- Aeryn Sun, Farscape
caroline_todd -- Caroline Todd, Green Wing
chloe_sullivan -- Chloe Sullivan, Smallville
comewillingly -- Terra Bradford, Final Fantasy VI
cookinggeek -- Piper Halliwell, Charmed
courier_gavin -- Jake Gavin, Jr., Gambit
kinneybrian -- Brian Kinney, Queer as Folk QAF
deadlikegeorge -- George Lass, Dead Like Me
deirdreofamber -- Deirdre, Chronicles of Amber
demonbelthazor -- Cole Turner/Belthazor, Charmed
egyptianlove -- Evelyn Carnahan, The Mummy
emo_padawan -- Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars
fullmetal_havoc -- Havoc, Fullmetal Alchemist
future_visions -- Phoebe Halliwell, Charmed
futurebucs_star -- Anders, Battlestar Galactica
ginger_mac -- "Mac" MacCartney, Green Wing
hermione -- Hermione Granger, Harry Potter
ihatedenmark -- Hamlet, Shakespeare's Hamlet
immodestyblaise -- Modesty Blaise, Modesty Blaise
ironist_cohen -- Seth Cohen, The O.C.
jackie_sparrow -- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
janet_fraiser -- Janet Fraiser, Stargate SG-1
jayne_serenity -- Jayne Cobb, Firefly
jenovas_son -- Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII
jordancollier -- Jordan Collier, The 4400
julian_lawless -- Julian Sark, Alias
kid_chino -- Ryan Atwood, The O.C.
kimberly_shaw -- Kimberly Shaw, Melrose Place
krycek_rat -- Alex Krycek, X-Files
kurukami -- River Tam, Firefly
lady_jessica_bg -- Lady Jessica, Dune
last_worde -- William de Worde, Discworld
lauraholt -- Laura Holt, Remington Steele
leeadama -- Lee Adama, Battlestar Galactica
lifeofkrakow -- Brian Krakow, My So-Called Life
linguaphage -- Doug Ramsey, X-Men Ult-verse
lisacuddy -- Lisa Cuddy, House
lizzy_turner -- Elizabeth Swann, Pirates of the Caribbean
lookatmyhooves -- Gord Brody, Tom Green
luthor__lex -- Lex Luthor, Smallville
m_samuelle -- Michael Samuelle, La Femme Nikita
macanaut -- Cindy "Mac" MacKenzie, Veronica Mars
magitekboy -- Kefka Palazzo, Final Fantasy VI
marieanne_d -- Rogue, X-Men movieverse
make_it_ashes -- John "Pyro" Allerdyce, X-Men movieverse
miss_monochrome -- Chiana, Farscape
miss_thomasina -- Thomasina, Tom Stoppard's Arcadia
mparker16 -- Miss Parker, The Pretender
neptune_wallace -- Wallace Fennel, Veronica Mars
taylorjustin -- Justin Taylor, Queer As Folk US
of_debussy -- Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter
otto_chriek -- Otto Chriek, Discworld
phases_of_kitty -- Kitty Pryde, X-Men
positive_angel -- Chihaya, Earthian
priestly_purple -- Xelloss, Slayers
prue_h -- Prue Halliwell, Charmed
psycho_jackass -- Logan Echolls, Veronica Mars
pure_blooddraco -- Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
pyramid_is_life -- Kara "Starbuck" Thrace, Battlestar Galactica
radekzelenka -- Radek Zelenka, Stargate Atlantis
redginny -- Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
rockbell_ -- Winry Rockbell, Fullmetal Alchemist
rory__gilmore -- Rory Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
rosefern_todd -- Kate Todd, NCIS
sharon_valerii -- Sharon "Boomer" Valerii, Battlestar Galactica
sheldonjsands -- Sheldon Sands, Once Upon A Time In Mexico
sheltered_texan -- Winifred Burkle, Angel
smallfry_ -- Kaywinnit Lee Frye, Firefly
studentwillow -- Willow Rosenberg, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
susan_death_ -- Susan Sto Helit, Discworld
swerval_zero - Skank Zero Hopeless-Savage, Hopeless Savages
sydney_bristow_ -- Sydney Bristow, Alias
teen_twin -- Connor MacManus, Boondock Saints
teenaged_twin -- Murphy MacManus, Boondock Saints
the_envious_sin -- Envy, Fullmetal Alchemist
the4thsister -- Paige Matthews, Charmed
theboobs_summer -- Summer Roberts, The O.C.
thehurleyabides -- Hugo "Hurley" Reyes, Lost
time_agent -- Jack Harkness, Doctor Who
tru_relivesdays -- Tru Davies, Tru Calling
useless_blonde -- Shannon Rutherford, Lost
valehero -- Isaac, Golden Sun
veronicamars1 -- Veronica Mars, Veronica Mars
wannabelawyer -- Lindsey McDonald, Angel
writer_jo -- Jo March, Little Women
youngest_sister -- Delirium, Sandman
yuuko_sama -- Ichihara Yuuko, XXXholic

EDIT: For the record, the school year will begin on Wednesday, September 7th.

Comments

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm enrolling.

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

I am completely not enrolled. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO TO SCHOOL, DAMMIT.

[okelle.livejournal.com]

I'd like to be Willow from Buffy. Do I have to have a different username, though? I have a free account -- can I invite myself to have another one?

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Oh! Oh! Me! *runs down the hallways... realises he's in a school, and stops, looking around sheepishly*

Bridge Carson, of Power Rangers: Space Patrol Delta.

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

I'm a CSI Level III, with a Master's degree in physics. Need a teacher?

*looks down the halls*

I doubt I'll pull triple shifts here.

[jordancollier.livejournal.com]

The first step to resuming my former life is to enroll in school. I'd like to register as a student.

(bailunrui)

[lifeofkrakow.livejournal.com]

I'm Brian. Um, Krakow. I'm enrolling, I guess.

[jenovas-son.livejournal.com]

I am Sephiroth.

Mother says I should enroll.

I am too good for this institution. But Mother's word is law.

As long as I can bring my sword.

[hermione.livejournal.com]

... I'm Hermione Granger.

Family seems to think that now that I've turned seventeen, I should try Muggle school. It will be ... different.

[studentwillow.livejournal.com]

Willow Rosenberg, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[dreamingredsand.livejournal.com]

I am under the impression that you require staff? I would be pleased to act as one for you. I have many comprehensions of several subjects, though I take most enjoyment in the arts.

I am J'onn J'onzz, and if you prefer, I can use a human form for myself.

[lizzy-turner.livejournal.com]

My father is forcing me to enroll...

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

I'm told we'll have yearbook pictures soon, but until then, Jack Harkness, reporting for duty... er, um, signing up for high school, ma'am. And might I say, ma'am, you look incredily sexy with a gun?

[saturnalia.livejournal.com]

Question: Are non-humans allowed to enroll? I happen to know a cat who would make a wonderful librarian...

And what do teachers have to do, exactly? (Aside from teach, I assume?)

_{Ok, ok, I'll comment in character next time. *grin*}

[rosefern-todd.livejournal.com]

Kate Todd.

This has got to be better than Catholic School.

(thedivinegoat)

[souled.livejournal.com]

Granny says that I need to interact with kids my own age.

[make-it-ashes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so I'm Pyro.

[warr-n-peace.livejournal.com]

You'd think after saving their asses they'd look a little more kindly on a little thing like burning down the gym, but no, Mrs. Powers got her thing on about *trust* and *responsibility*.

I didn't give them enough time to throw me out of Sky High. So. What's so special about this place?

[teenaged-twin.livejournal.com]

*grumbling in Gaelic*

*drops the filled out paperwork on the principal's desk*

[tormenting-art.livejournal.com]

I'm, um, Jennifer Schecter -- I heard that you had an position open for an English teacher, and I thought I could, um, perhaps help your students gain a better understanding of the intricate loops and whorls and curves of the English language.

I don't have any references at the moment, but I could give you a copy of the novel I'm working on right now? It's, uh, about an atheist boy who enrolls in university in the Phillipines, but finds himself turned into a rosary. Well, uh, a Catholic one. Rosary, I mean. And then he finds out that the girl he's in love with, she's a Catholic, but then she steals the rosary from the church, and through this, he finds God. Only God is really a woman with three tattoes and a tail.


(Hee, just in case you're not familiar with the fandom, Jenny really does write like this and just that pretentiously. I apologize in advance. *snerk*)

[demonbelthazor]

High school sucks.

[bigdumbalien.livejournal.com]

I know what you're thinking, ma'am. My references aren't too great, what with all those unexplained absences and, uh, other stuff. But I heard this place wasn't too picky about who they... I mean... Uh.

*runs his fingers through his hair nervously*

Clark Kent, looking to teach Gym here? I heard there was a spot open.

(Smallville fandom. *g*)

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

I would be desperately interested in playing Spider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan... and teaching Journalism.

[ginger-mac.livejournal.com]

Macartney.

But everyone calls me Mac.

I do not answer to Ginger Twat.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Hi!

I'm Veronica. I'd love to enroll here.

it's ladybug218... I'm going to create a teacher one too... just not sure who yet...