I'm, um, Jennifer Schecter -- I heard that you had an position open for an English teacher, and I thought I could, um, perhaps help your students gain a better understanding of the intricate loops and whorls and curves of the English language.
I don't have any references at the moment, but I could give you a copy of the novel I'm working on right now? It's, uh, about an atheist boy who enrolls in university in the Phillipines, but finds himself turned into a rosary. Well, uh, a Catholic one. Rosary, I mean. And then he finds out that the girl he's in love with, she's a Catholic, but then she steals the rosary from the church, and through this, he finds God. Only God is really a woman with three tattoes and a tail.
(Hee, just in case you're not familiar with the fandom, Jenny really does write like this and just that pretentiously. I apologize in advance. *snerk*)
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I don't have any references at the moment, but I could give you a copy of the novel I'm working on right now? It's, uh, about an atheist boy who enrolls in university in the Phillipines, but finds himself turned into a rosary. Well, uh, a Catholic one. Rosary, I mean. And then he finds out that the girl he's in love with, she's a Catholic, but then she steals the rosary from the church, and through this, he finds God. Only God is really a woman with three tattoes and a tail.
(Hee, just in case you're not familiar with the fandom, Jenny really does write like this and just that pretentiously. I apologize in advance. *snerk*)