Enrollment at Fandom High

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Welcome to Fandom High, kids. We offer the best curriculum in any dimension, not to mention the best security around.

Please comment here to enroll at Fandom High. We will only accept one version of each student, so please keep that in mind when signing up. We will also not accept anyone calling anyone else "fictional" or referring to the books they read about them or the TV show or movie they watched about them. These are all vicious lies and will be dealt with accordingly by a trip to detention.

I can assure you, you do NOT want to go to detention. Things explode in there. And get eaten by squirrels.

Also, if you'd like to teach at Fandom High, please comment below with your chosen teaching subject. All teachers will be added as community mods.

EDIT: Enrollment for fandomhigh is officially closed until further notice. Enrollment should reopen in about one month's time. Thank you for your patience.

Current teacher roster

School principal: principalconnor -- Sarah Connor, Terminator series
School administrator: sueofthecamels -- Sue White, Green Wing

The Arts: dreamingredsand -- J'onn J'onzz, DC Universe
Physical Education: mrdmcleod -- Duncan McLeod, Highlander
English: tormenting_art -- Jenny Schecter, The L Word
Journalism: jerusalem_s -- Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan
Computer science: humanenigma -- The Question, DC Universe
Business: msgilmoredanes -- Lorelei Gilmore-Danes, Gilmore Girls
Political science: padmeofnaboo -- Padme Amidala, Star Wars
Public Speaking: prof_cregg -- CJ Cregg, West Wing
Languages: game_of_you -- Dream, Sandman
Linguistics/Archaeology/Anthropology: the_ascended -- Daniel Jackson, Stargate SG-1
Music teacher: wyld_stallyn -- Ted 'Theodore' Logan, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
School librarian: prof_methos -- Methos, Highlander
History: abe_no_seimei -- Abe No Seimei, Onmyoji
Math: thepersiannadir -- Nadir Khan, Susan Kay's Phantom
Comparative religions: gandalfglamdrin -- Gandalf, Lord of the Rings
Drama/performing arts: tearsofdawn -- Dawn, Dawn
Lifestyle coach: isnotimportant -- Slartibartfast, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Martial arts: bridekiddo -- Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill
Cyborg Theory: replicarter -- Sam Carter, Stargate SG-1
A/V - Theater Tech Coordinator: sonofaparrotman -- Scooter, The Muppets
School counsellor/psychologist: trulydeath -- Death, Sandman
School nurse: gotcanewillpoke -- House, House, M.D.
Sciences: equalsmcsquared -- Sara Sidle, CSI
Security: prisoner_rover -- Rover, The Prisoner
School janitor: pumpkinhed -- Mervyn Pumpkinhead, Sandman
Wrestling coach: names_ash -- Ashley "Ash" Williams, Evil Dead

Current student roster

___lily_evans_ -- Lily Evans, Harry Potter
_fleurdelacour -- Fleur Delacour, Harry Potter
_jubilation_lee -- Jubilation Lee, X-Men
_gottahavefaith -- Faith Lehane, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel
_notanumber -- Number 6, The Prisoner
_ripper_giles_ -- Rupert Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
_steele_ -- Remington Steele, Remington Steele
_tuckersbrother -- Andrew Wells, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
02maxwell -- Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing
2ls_in_oneill -- Jack O'Neill, Stargate SG-1
adolescent_alan -- Alan Shore, The Practice
aka_vala -- Vala Mal Doran, Stargate SG-1
alchemic_bean -- Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
apocalypsesoon -- John Connor, Terminator series
aroseintime -- Rose Tyler, Doctor Who
b_someone -- Balian of Ibelin, Kingdom of Heaven
banikslaveboy -- Stark, Farscape
battousai_kun -- Himura Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
big_brother_tam -- Simon Tam, Firefly
bloody_rockgod -- Charlie Pace, Lost
bluemanoncampus -- Hank "Beast" McCoy, X-Men
bridge_carson -- Bridge Carson, Power Rangers: Space Control Delta
call_me_red_ac -- Angela Chase, My So-Called Life
can_be_more -- Aeryn Sun, Farscape
caroline_todd -- Caroline Todd, Green Wing
chloe_sullivan -- Chloe Sullivan, Smallville
comewillingly -- Terra Bradford, Final Fantasy VI
cookinggeek -- Piper Halliwell, Charmed
courier_gavin -- Jake Gavin, Jr., Gambit
kinneybrian -- Brian Kinney, Queer as Folk QAF
deadlikegeorge -- George Lass, Dead Like Me
deirdreofamber -- Deirdre, Chronicles of Amber
demonbelthazor -- Cole Turner/Belthazor, Charmed
egyptianlove -- Evelyn Carnahan, The Mummy
emo_padawan -- Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars
fullmetal_havoc -- Havoc, Fullmetal Alchemist
future_visions -- Phoebe Halliwell, Charmed
futurebucs_star -- Anders, Battlestar Galactica
ginger_mac -- "Mac" MacCartney, Green Wing
hermione -- Hermione Granger, Harry Potter
ihatedenmark -- Hamlet, Shakespeare's Hamlet
immodestyblaise -- Modesty Blaise, Modesty Blaise
ironist_cohen -- Seth Cohen, The O.C.
jackie_sparrow -- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
janet_fraiser -- Janet Fraiser, Stargate SG-1
jayne_serenity -- Jayne Cobb, Firefly
jenovas_son -- Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII
jordancollier -- Jordan Collier, The 4400
julian_lawless -- Julian Sark, Alias
kid_chino -- Ryan Atwood, The O.C.
kimberly_shaw -- Kimberly Shaw, Melrose Place
krycek_rat -- Alex Krycek, X-Files
kurukami -- River Tam, Firefly
lady_jessica_bg -- Lady Jessica, Dune
last_worde -- William de Worde, Discworld
lauraholt -- Laura Holt, Remington Steele
leeadama -- Lee Adama, Battlestar Galactica
lifeofkrakow -- Brian Krakow, My So-Called Life
linguaphage -- Doug Ramsey, X-Men Ult-verse
lisacuddy -- Lisa Cuddy, House
lizzy_turner -- Elizabeth Swann, Pirates of the Caribbean
lookatmyhooves -- Gord Brody, Tom Green
luthor__lex -- Lex Luthor, Smallville
m_samuelle -- Michael Samuelle, La Femme Nikita
macanaut -- Cindy "Mac" MacKenzie, Veronica Mars
magitekboy -- Kefka Palazzo, Final Fantasy VI
marieanne_d -- Rogue, X-Men movieverse
make_it_ashes -- John "Pyro" Allerdyce, X-Men movieverse
miss_monochrome -- Chiana, Farscape
miss_thomasina -- Thomasina, Tom Stoppard's Arcadia
mparker16 -- Miss Parker, The Pretender
neptune_wallace -- Wallace Fennel, Veronica Mars
taylorjustin -- Justin Taylor, Queer As Folk US
of_debussy -- Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter
otto_chriek -- Otto Chriek, Discworld
phases_of_kitty -- Kitty Pryde, X-Men
positive_angel -- Chihaya, Earthian
priestly_purple -- Xelloss, Slayers
prue_h -- Prue Halliwell, Charmed
psycho_jackass -- Logan Echolls, Veronica Mars
pure_blooddraco -- Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
pyramid_is_life -- Kara "Starbuck" Thrace, Battlestar Galactica
radekzelenka -- Radek Zelenka, Stargate Atlantis
redginny -- Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
rockbell_ -- Winry Rockbell, Fullmetal Alchemist
rory__gilmore -- Rory Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
rosefern_todd -- Kate Todd, NCIS
sharon_valerii -- Sharon "Boomer" Valerii, Battlestar Galactica
sheldonjsands -- Sheldon Sands, Once Upon A Time In Mexico
sheltered_texan -- Winifred Burkle, Angel
smallfry_ -- Kaywinnit Lee Frye, Firefly
studentwillow -- Willow Rosenberg, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
susan_death_ -- Susan Sto Helit, Discworld
swerval_zero - Skank Zero Hopeless-Savage, Hopeless Savages
sydney_bristow_ -- Sydney Bristow, Alias
teen_twin -- Connor MacManus, Boondock Saints
teenaged_twin -- Murphy MacManus, Boondock Saints
the_envious_sin -- Envy, Fullmetal Alchemist
the4thsister -- Paige Matthews, Charmed
theboobs_summer -- Summer Roberts, The O.C.
thehurleyabides -- Hugo "Hurley" Reyes, Lost
time_agent -- Jack Harkness, Doctor Who
tru_relivesdays -- Tru Davies, Tru Calling
useless_blonde -- Shannon Rutherford, Lost
valehero -- Isaac, Golden Sun
veronicamars1 -- Veronica Mars, Veronica Mars
wannabelawyer -- Lindsey McDonald, Angel
writer_jo -- Jo March, Little Women
youngest_sister -- Delirium, Sandman
yuuko_sama -- Ichihara Yuuko, XXXholic

EDIT: For the record, the school year will begin on Wednesday, September 7th.

Comments

[julian-lawless.livejournal.com]

My...guardian seems to think this sort of educational establishment will be good for me. Despite my misgivings, I have no desire to argue with her.

Julian Sark. I assume you have a firing range?

(actually miladygrey, unable to resist. *grins*)

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

*cocks an eyebrow* What good school doesn't?

(OOC: Oh, good Lord. Poor Sarah. With the roster we've got so far, if it weren't for the vast arsenal she's hiding behind her bookcases, I'd be terrified for her. *snerk*)

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Um...hi. I'm Rory, and I heard this is a really good school. I mean, I didn't want to transfer, because, y'know...my friends are at my old school. But I heard that you guys turn out a lot of Ivy League students and...well, I just really want to go to Harvard.

Um...yeah. So...am I in? I'm pretty quiet, and I always do my homework. And I have a penchant for bad boys and my mother is really loud. Aside from a slight addiction to caffeine and this habit I have of mumbling, I'm a good student, really!

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Uh ... sure, kid. You're enrolled. *adds to roster*

[fh_jackass]

Logan Echolls. Reporting for duty, sir. *sarcastic salute*

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

*glares at you*

Don't make me shoot you, Echolls.

*adds to roster*

(OOC: Yay! A Logan! *happy dance*)

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

Do you have need for someone to take care of computer classes?

I can do that.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Okay, you're on. Computer science, it is. *adds you to roster, then narrows eyes at you* Nice face, by the way.

[mycanonhatesme]

Hi there. I heard you guys might have a good journalism program?

(ktnb here. I couldn't resist. *g*)

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

*levels gaze at you* Yeah, if jerusalem_s doesn't turn out to be a moron. *adds you to roster*

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Can I be Dawn Summers? Pleasepleaseplease? Or, if not, I'll sign up as Gaiman's Death, an instructor. May I?

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Sure, you can be either or both. Just set up an RPG journal for whomever you want to play and sign up. :)

[msgilmoredanes.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm Lorelai Gilmore-Danes.

I thought you might be able to use a Business teacher. I'm a successful business woman - I own the Dragonfly Inn in Stars Hollow, perhaps you've heard of it?

(me again - ladybug218 - I told you I'd create a teacher account too)

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

No, but that's not going to stop me from hiring you. *signs you up*

(OOC: *giggles* This should be amusing, with a Rory running around.)

[bloodyrockgod]

How about transfer students?

Charlie Pace. I'm a decent student if you can get my hands off my guitar long enough.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Hell, we'll take anyone. Enrolled.

[creatorschilde.livejournal.com]

uh yeah... Mal says I need upgraden... or some such thing....

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

All right ... enrolled.

*notices you staring at my gun* No touching the weaponry, you hear?

[last-worde.livejournal.com]

*raises hand sheepishly*

I'm in. William de Worde, Discworld (The Truth)

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

All right, kid, you're all signed up.

So you've got teaching staff, what about admin?

[sueofthecamels.livejournal.com]

I notice that you haven't yet got an administrator for your school, and having managed to work in a hospital and completely avoid all contact with patients, I decided I might as well work in a school and completely avoid all contact with the bratty spawn of the devil children.

I can also do camels.

That is, I can provide camels. I don't do camels, because that would be very digusting and perverted. *Nervous laugh* I like my men less likely to spit.

Talking of which, *Eyes student roster, and teacher roster* what's the word on dating colleagues? As I would never dream of persuing a relationship with a student.

OOC: Sue White is from Green Wing, the same series as Mac. She is completely batshit insane, and occasionally very scary. The head administrator in my school was scarier than all the teachers put together

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Uh ... fine. You're in. Less work for me to do and more time to spend polishing my gun collection.

Talking of which, *Eyes student roster, and teacher roster* what's the word on dating colleagues?

*glares at you* As long as you're not screwing your each other in the cafeteria during lunch hour, I don't see a problem with it.

[theboobs-summer.livejournal.com]

So, I heard this was where we signed up for school.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Yeah, kid ... enrolled. *adds to roster*

[ladynaberrie.livejournal.com]

(I must be outta my mind. Again.) I'm not an absence of Star Wars present. Padme Amidala would love to teach political science. If not, she does love to learn.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

*looks you up and down*

Yeah, you look the useless political type, all right.

*adds to teaching roster*

[deadlikegeorge.livejournal.com]

Is this, like, where you're supposed to sign up for classes?

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Yeah, kid. *adds to roster*

[eyeless-angel.livejournal.com]

As if I wasn't having a bad enough day before...

Is this school up to code with access for the blind? If so, I guess this is where I have to enroll for retraining.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Sure, we've got a good set-up for the blind. Anything you need.

Nice sunglasses, by the way.

[battousai-kun.livejournal.com]

I do believe that I am required to attend some sort of learning institution, that I am. You are still taking applications, I assume?

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. You got a name, kid, or what?

[ironist-cohen.livejournal.com]

I'm here in all my Jewishness

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

All right, kid, you're enrolled.

[otto-chriek.livejournal.com]

Ah. Hello? I am Otto Chriek from Ubervald on zer Discworld (The Truth). Und zhis looks like a good school.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Damn straight. You're in.

[darkillyria.livejournal.com]

Hi I like to be Riza Hawkeye from Fullmetal Alchemist. Plus I want to be the history teacher.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

The history department is all yours. *adds to teaching roster*

[redginny.livejournal.com]

Oh, um -- my Da says I have to go here for a bit. If things heat up at home, I might get pulled out again.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Okay, kid, I'll put you down on the roster.

[tru-relivesdays.livejournal.com]

So I guess this is school...

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

*glares* So it is. You signing up or what?

[absolutesnark]

I heard this was a decent school so I'd like to enroll.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Sure. I'll add you to the roster.

[jackharper.livejournal.com]

Thought I would enroll to...keep the balance

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

*narrows eyes at you* All right, kid. Hope you don't think you're going to give me any trouble.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

So, I hear this is where they send all of us... non-conformist types?

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Damn straight. *signs you up*

[lookatmyhooves.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm Gord Brody!

Daddy says animating is not a real job and that I have to stay in school so I can make something of myself.

So I borrowed his suit and here I am, ready to make my dreams come true.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Uh ... fine, kid. Whatever. *signs you up*