Enrollment at Fandom High

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Welcome to Fandom High, kids. We offer the best curriculum in any dimension, not to mention the best security around.

Please comment here to enroll at Fandom High. We will only accept one version of each student, so please keep that in mind when signing up. We will also not accept anyone calling anyone else "fictional" or referring to the books they read about them or the TV show or movie they watched about them. These are all vicious lies and will be dealt with accordingly by a trip to detention.

I can assure you, you do NOT want to go to detention. Things explode in there. And get eaten by squirrels.

Also, if you'd like to teach at Fandom High, please comment below with your chosen teaching subject. All teachers will be added as community mods.

EDIT: Enrollment for fandomhigh is officially closed until further notice. Enrollment should reopen in about one month's time. Thank you for your patience.

Current teacher roster

School principal: principalconnor -- Sarah Connor, Terminator series
School administrator: sueofthecamels -- Sue White, Green Wing

The Arts: dreamingredsand -- J'onn J'onzz, DC Universe
Physical Education: mrdmcleod -- Duncan McLeod, Highlander
English: tormenting_art -- Jenny Schecter, The L Word
Journalism: jerusalem_s -- Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan
Computer science: humanenigma -- The Question, DC Universe
Business: msgilmoredanes -- Lorelei Gilmore-Danes, Gilmore Girls
Political science: padmeofnaboo -- Padme Amidala, Star Wars
Public Speaking: prof_cregg -- CJ Cregg, West Wing
Languages: game_of_you -- Dream, Sandman
Linguistics/Archaeology/Anthropology: the_ascended -- Daniel Jackson, Stargate SG-1
Music teacher: wyld_stallyn -- Ted 'Theodore' Logan, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
School librarian: prof_methos -- Methos, Highlander
History: abe_no_seimei -- Abe No Seimei, Onmyoji
Math: thepersiannadir -- Nadir Khan, Susan Kay's Phantom
Comparative religions: gandalfglamdrin -- Gandalf, Lord of the Rings
Drama/performing arts: tearsofdawn -- Dawn, Dawn
Lifestyle coach: isnotimportant -- Slartibartfast, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Martial arts: bridekiddo -- Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill
Cyborg Theory: replicarter -- Sam Carter, Stargate SG-1
A/V - Theater Tech Coordinator: sonofaparrotman -- Scooter, The Muppets
School counsellor/psychologist: trulydeath -- Death, Sandman
School nurse: gotcanewillpoke -- House, House, M.D.
Sciences: equalsmcsquared -- Sara Sidle, CSI
Security: prisoner_rover -- Rover, The Prisoner
School janitor: pumpkinhed -- Mervyn Pumpkinhead, Sandman
Wrestling coach: names_ash -- Ashley "Ash" Williams, Evil Dead

Current student roster

___lily_evans_ -- Lily Evans, Harry Potter
_fleurdelacour -- Fleur Delacour, Harry Potter
_jubilation_lee -- Jubilation Lee, X-Men
_gottahavefaith -- Faith Lehane, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel
_notanumber -- Number 6, The Prisoner
_ripper_giles_ -- Rupert Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
_steele_ -- Remington Steele, Remington Steele
_tuckersbrother -- Andrew Wells, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
02maxwell -- Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing
2ls_in_oneill -- Jack O'Neill, Stargate SG-1
adolescent_alan -- Alan Shore, The Practice
aka_vala -- Vala Mal Doran, Stargate SG-1
alchemic_bean -- Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
apocalypsesoon -- John Connor, Terminator series
aroseintime -- Rose Tyler, Doctor Who
b_someone -- Balian of Ibelin, Kingdom of Heaven
banikslaveboy -- Stark, Farscape
battousai_kun -- Himura Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
big_brother_tam -- Simon Tam, Firefly
bloody_rockgod -- Charlie Pace, Lost
bluemanoncampus -- Hank "Beast" McCoy, X-Men
bridge_carson -- Bridge Carson, Power Rangers: Space Control Delta
call_me_red_ac -- Angela Chase, My So-Called Life
can_be_more -- Aeryn Sun, Farscape
caroline_todd -- Caroline Todd, Green Wing
chloe_sullivan -- Chloe Sullivan, Smallville
comewillingly -- Terra Bradford, Final Fantasy VI
cookinggeek -- Piper Halliwell, Charmed
courier_gavin -- Jake Gavin, Jr., Gambit
kinneybrian -- Brian Kinney, Queer as Folk QAF
deadlikegeorge -- George Lass, Dead Like Me
deirdreofamber -- Deirdre, Chronicles of Amber
demonbelthazor -- Cole Turner/Belthazor, Charmed
egyptianlove -- Evelyn Carnahan, The Mummy
emo_padawan -- Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars
fullmetal_havoc -- Havoc, Fullmetal Alchemist
future_visions -- Phoebe Halliwell, Charmed
futurebucs_star -- Anders, Battlestar Galactica
ginger_mac -- "Mac" MacCartney, Green Wing
hermione -- Hermione Granger, Harry Potter
ihatedenmark -- Hamlet, Shakespeare's Hamlet
immodestyblaise -- Modesty Blaise, Modesty Blaise
ironist_cohen -- Seth Cohen, The O.C.
jackie_sparrow -- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
janet_fraiser -- Janet Fraiser, Stargate SG-1
jayne_serenity -- Jayne Cobb, Firefly
jenovas_son -- Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII
jordancollier -- Jordan Collier, The 4400
julian_lawless -- Julian Sark, Alias
kid_chino -- Ryan Atwood, The O.C.
kimberly_shaw -- Kimberly Shaw, Melrose Place
krycek_rat -- Alex Krycek, X-Files
kurukami -- River Tam, Firefly
lady_jessica_bg -- Lady Jessica, Dune
last_worde -- William de Worde, Discworld
lauraholt -- Laura Holt, Remington Steele
leeadama -- Lee Adama, Battlestar Galactica
lifeofkrakow -- Brian Krakow, My So-Called Life
linguaphage -- Doug Ramsey, X-Men Ult-verse
lisacuddy -- Lisa Cuddy, House
lizzy_turner -- Elizabeth Swann, Pirates of the Caribbean
lookatmyhooves -- Gord Brody, Tom Green
luthor__lex -- Lex Luthor, Smallville
m_samuelle -- Michael Samuelle, La Femme Nikita
macanaut -- Cindy "Mac" MacKenzie, Veronica Mars
magitekboy -- Kefka Palazzo, Final Fantasy VI
marieanne_d -- Rogue, X-Men movieverse
make_it_ashes -- John "Pyro" Allerdyce, X-Men movieverse
miss_monochrome -- Chiana, Farscape
miss_thomasina -- Thomasina, Tom Stoppard's Arcadia
mparker16 -- Miss Parker, The Pretender
neptune_wallace -- Wallace Fennel, Veronica Mars
taylorjustin -- Justin Taylor, Queer As Folk US
of_debussy -- Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter
otto_chriek -- Otto Chriek, Discworld
phases_of_kitty -- Kitty Pryde, X-Men
positive_angel -- Chihaya, Earthian
priestly_purple -- Xelloss, Slayers
prue_h -- Prue Halliwell, Charmed
psycho_jackass -- Logan Echolls, Veronica Mars
pure_blooddraco -- Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
pyramid_is_life -- Kara "Starbuck" Thrace, Battlestar Galactica
radekzelenka -- Radek Zelenka, Stargate Atlantis
redginny -- Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
rockbell_ -- Winry Rockbell, Fullmetal Alchemist
rory__gilmore -- Rory Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
rosefern_todd -- Kate Todd, NCIS
sharon_valerii -- Sharon "Boomer" Valerii, Battlestar Galactica
sheldonjsands -- Sheldon Sands, Once Upon A Time In Mexico
sheltered_texan -- Winifred Burkle, Angel
smallfry_ -- Kaywinnit Lee Frye, Firefly
studentwillow -- Willow Rosenberg, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
susan_death_ -- Susan Sto Helit, Discworld
swerval_zero - Skank Zero Hopeless-Savage, Hopeless Savages
sydney_bristow_ -- Sydney Bristow, Alias
teen_twin -- Connor MacManus, Boondock Saints
teenaged_twin -- Murphy MacManus, Boondock Saints
the_envious_sin -- Envy, Fullmetal Alchemist
the4thsister -- Paige Matthews, Charmed
theboobs_summer -- Summer Roberts, The O.C.
thehurleyabides -- Hugo "Hurley" Reyes, Lost
time_agent -- Jack Harkness, Doctor Who
tru_relivesdays -- Tru Davies, Tru Calling
useless_blonde -- Shannon Rutherford, Lost
valehero -- Isaac, Golden Sun
veronicamars1 -- Veronica Mars, Veronica Mars
wannabelawyer -- Lindsey McDonald, Angel
writer_jo -- Jo March, Little Women
youngest_sister -- Delirium, Sandman
yuuko_sama -- Ichihara Yuuko, XXXholic

EDIT: For the record, the school year will begin on Wednesday, September 7th.

Comments

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

My name is Draco Malfoy. Father has ordered me I'd like to be enrolled here. Learning from a muggle's point of veiw will help me in my future prospects.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

*adds you to roster*

*eyes wand* You better keep that in its holster, kid.

[m-samuelle.livejournal.com]

I have been directed to report here for further training. Operations told me that I would be expected. For the purposes of this program, he should be considered my emergency contact.

What is your policy for absences due to missions?

Michael Samuelle
La Femme Nikita

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

What is your policy for absences due to missions?

A permission slip from a guardian will be needed to excuse any student from absences.

[swerval_zero]

All right, enroll me. The name's Skank Zero Hopeless-Savage.

(From the comic Hopeless Savages. This is vampychick, who finally solved her icon woes.)

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Okay, kid, you're enrolled.

[prue-h.livejournal.com]

Prue Halliwell, reporting for classes!


Hi, I'm 5ft3. I was directed here by ladybug218 after I expressed shock that no one had so far taken Prue :P I've only ever played email RPG's before now though far too many, heh, but I figured I'd give this a try :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fleurdelacour/]

OOC: I'm either crazy or feeling creative! Can I take Fleur Delacour too, or is it a one character limit?

Still 5ft3 ;)

[staceey.livejournal.com]

I'd like to play Justin Taylor from Queer as Folks. Hopefully this time around in highschool will be better for me. =D

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

All right ... *adds to roster*

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

Mom thinks I need to learn some 'discipline' and 'respect'.

I just hope this place has a decent pyramid court or we're going to have a problem.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Pyramid! Love it, great game. Never played it, but I'm sure I could learn.

So, 'vipers', that mean you got yourself one parked somewhere?

[crazy4qaf.livejournal.com]

I would like to play Brian Kinney from Queer as Folk. Growing up with a violent father and a drunk mother wasn`t fun at all. Maybe, this time things will be better. *sighs*

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Sure, kid. You're on the list.

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm Hamlet. My uncle forced me go here so that he could make out with my mom without me trying to kill him. So enroll me up, or whatever it is you people do.

[make-it-ashes.livejournal.com]

Christ, you don't half got issues, do you?

[kurukami.livejournal.com]

Um. I tore these out of your symbol of registration and they turned into paper. But I'd like to enroll. I just hope it's better than the last place I went to school.

*drops disordered stack of registration paperwork on principal's desk*

My name's River Tam.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Uh ... right. *narrows eyes at you, adds you to roster*

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

Salutations, Principal Connor. I understand that your facility is currently accepting new students. I would greatly enjoy enrolling, as I understand your science equipment is state-of-the-art.

[souled.livejournal.com]

did you say equipment? What kind?? Where? I wanna see!

[washwaslaconic.livejournal.com]

Hoban Washburn, signing up. But you can call me "Wash". Actually, I'd prefer it if you called me "Wash". Seriously, just call me "Wash".

Do they have flying courses as an after-school elective here?

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Sure, kid, if you can find someone to teach you.

[stykera]

I'm Stark.
I'm...not crazy.
Can I come to school?

You don't have Peacekeepers here, do you?

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

You don't have Peacekeepers here, do you?

Not unless you count this. *holds up biggest gun I own*

All right, kid. Enrolled.

[http://users.livejournal.com/sydney_bristow_/]

My dad thinks it would be good for me to go here.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

All right, kid, you're in.

A'right I'm here.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ripper_giles_/]

{slings leather jacket over shoulder and tosses a lit fag in the bushes}

Magistrate says I gotta show up. Didn't say nuthin' about learning.

Re: A'right I'm here.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

*glares at you* Right. I heard about you. *adds to roster, notes to keep an eyes on you*

[kimberly-shaw.livejournal.com]

I would like to enroll, please.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

All right, you're enrolled.

[wannabelawyer.livejournal.com]

So I'm gonna be a lawyer someday, so I figured your school's sure as hell better than the crap we got in Oklahoma.

Sign me up.

[demonbelthazor]

Lawyer? Boooooring.

Tell me at least you don't want to help people, you just want to sue them for all they've got.

Re: I promise to be in character next time!

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Well, we could use a math teacher more than a theater teacher. (Since we've got J'onn J'onzz for the arts already, although Death could always run the thespian society on the side.)

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Well, we already have a business teacher, but we could always use more students. *enrolls you*

[the-ascended.livejournal.com]

Um...hi? Is this where I sign up to teach?

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Danny!

*bow*

[professoryoda.livejournal.com]

*The Green Muppet walks up* Good morning, Principle Connor. Heard, I have, of a new school. Teach Philosophy, I will, if need me you do.

Re: *bow*

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

*eyes you suspiciously* Uh ... sure. I'm guessing you've got decent credentials?

(OOC: HEE! Okay, Yoda as the philosophy teacher makes it official. fandomhigh = CRACK. *giggles*)

[magitekboy.livejournal.com]

To the Principal of Fandom High


This letter of introduction should arrive with our young research subject, Kefka Palazzo. Thus far he has been privately schooled within the facility, mostly on military science, chemistry, physics and magitek use. I am, however, growing concerned with his social skills and grasp of general knowledge.

Let it be known that I am enrolling him in this school against the wishes of the Emperor, and that I can only hope to see him remain in your institution for as long as possible.

In order to be succesfully rehabilitated into a social environment with young people of his own age, Kefka may also require close observation and guidance - may I ask if your school currently employs a psychologist?

Sincerely,

Dr. Cid
Director of the Imperial Magitek Research Facility

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Dear Dr Cid,

Be assured that Fandom High is one of the best schools in several thousand dimensions, featuring the finest in curriculums and social activities.

We can enroll Mr. Palazzo as per your request, but please keep in mind that as of this moment, we do not currently have a psychologist on staff. I am sure, however, that on request any of our staff can give you a report on Mr. Palazzo's status at our school.

Sincerely,

Sarah Connor
Principal, Fandom High

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

*wolf whistle* Daaaaaayam. I wanna be in *your* class. Ma'am.

enrollment

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

I would like to enroll in your school and learn more about this Shadow, er, I mean, this world... country.... um. Yes, so, enrolling please?

Re: enrollment

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Sure. You got a name, kid? And a fandom. Psst. ;)

Hm

[the-envious-sin.livejournal.com]

*looks around* Well, I guess I have to start in a place like this for some information on the stone. Feh. *eats red stones*

Oi! I want to enroll!

Re: Hm

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Sure, kid, you're on.

Name and fandom?

[game-of-you.livejournal.com]

I am Dream.

I am offering to teach languages.

Any of them.

[thereforall.livejournal.com]

So, brother, you decided to try this place out as well? Try to keep a level head.