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fandomhigh2019-09-04 08:54 am
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2019-09-04 08:54 am
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Ethics, Wednesday, September 4, 2019 [1st period]
Anakin swept into the classroom precisely on time, making sure the door slammed shut behind him thanks to a little nudge from the Force.
Hopefully everyone was already awake and not hungover because that noise was loud.
"I am Anakin Skywalker," he said, Jedi robes swirlingoverdramatically Snape-like around his ankles, "and this is Ethics class." His eyes roamed the room. "It's nice to see some familiar faces because this is a class that is always relevant. Ethics--your personal moral principles--can evolve over time, and something you find unthinkable one year might become routine in another. The point of this class is to examine where your own personal line is before you are faced with a dilemma in the real world, panic, and make a wrong choice."
Like, say, turn to the Dark Side and kill a whole lot of people. For decades. Theoretically.
"Traditionally, the first week of classes is devoted to introductions," Anakin concluded. "So today I want your name and the second worst decision you've made. The one that makes you wince internally when you are trying to go to sleep at night and your brain is playing the greatest hits of the stupd things you've done."
Hopefully everyone was already awake and not hungover because that noise was loud.
"I am Anakin Skywalker," he said, Jedi robes swirling
Like, say, turn to the Dark Side and kill a whole lot of people. For decades. Theoretically.
"Traditionally, the first week of classes is devoted to introductions," Anakin concluded. "So today I want your name and the second worst decision you've made. The one that makes you wince internally when you are trying to go to sleep at night and your brain is playing the greatest hits of the stupd things you've done."
Re: Listen to the lecture!
However her main complaint at the moment was that Anakin was unnecessarily LOUD. A very soft audible groan escaped her as the door slammed and she now knew why everyone hates moral philosophy teachers.
Re: Listen to the lecture!
Even if she did feel a little smug about the fact that she'd at least had the foresight to do it on a night when she didn't have a class the next day.
Re: Listen to the lecture!
And take two more ibuprofen. And water. Lots of water.