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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2019-05-15 12:40 pm
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Camp Shenanigans [Wednesday, May 15, 2019]

With the dinosaurs out and about, Anakin decided that getting students eaten was not a great idea if he couldn't specify which ones, plus liability and the school board and the paperwork, so everyone was shoved inside of the community center instead.

"Today we're pretending like it's raining and cold!" Anakin declared through the megaphone which was super unnecessary inside. Sorry, everyone's ears. "We have several stations of craft projects and games, many of which will make reappearances later this summer so get good at them."

Especially the macramé. Just sayin'.

"Today is about learning and not competing, for once, so take your time, meet the other people on the island, and make a better loincloth for Tino or something." Anakin shuddered. Radio had been scarring, though not as scarring as being in Caritas, apparently.

"...and go!"

The megaphone, predictablY, shrieked horribly as he turned it off.
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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] meepmeepmeep 2019-05-15 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Meep meep meep meep?" Beaker asked from the floor where he was entirely covered in macrame thread somehow.
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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] built_fjord_tough 2019-05-15 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)

Fjord glanced down at him.

Tied another knot.

Squinted a little.

"You, ah, need someone to cut you outta that or somethin', there?"

meepmeepmeep: (smile! kinda!)

Re: Macramé

[personal profile] meepmeepmeep 2019-05-15 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Meep," Beaker agreed, sounding frustrated.
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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] built_fjord_tough 2019-05-15 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)

Fjord glanced at his... collection of knots. And then sighed, setting it down on the craft table and moving to crouch by Beaker, pulling a dagger from its sheath.

"You gonna stay still?"

Because Fjord also had little interest in bleeding today, Beaker.

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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] meepmeepmeep 2019-05-16 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Meep meep meep meep!"

Beaker, he doesn't want your wallet.
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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] built_fjord_tough 2019-05-16 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
"... Yeah, exactly."

Fjord did not speak Meep. He was shaking his head and grabbing a handful of macrame, though, cutting it away by the handful with a few deft motions of the blade.

"How the hell did you manage this, anyway?"

Fjord, did you really want that answer?

... Did you think even for a second that you'd comprehend it?
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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] meepmeepmeep 2019-05-16 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
It was, apparently, a long story.

"Meep meep MEEP meep meep meep meep meep--" Beaker began, and just kept going. For a whiiiile.
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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] built_fjord_tough 2019-05-16 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Fjord had regrets.

They were not immediate regrets. They held off for about ten to fifteen meeps, at least. But he did, in fact, develop some regrets, that just kind of set in lightly and grew as the story went on.

... But at least by the time Beaker was done, he'd managed to cut his way through the worst of the rope? So there was that?

"You, ah, you don't say."
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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] meepmeepmeep 2019-05-16 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Meep meep!" Beaker said emphatically and then he was off again, now using the arm that had broken free to gesture.

Which was just what you wanted near a guy with a knife.
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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] built_fjord_tough 2019-05-16 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and that was not a small knife.

Fjord hissed between his teeth as that arm started waving around, reeling backwards with the dagger in his hand, and briefly considered maybe just tying Beaker up again for his own good.

"Careful!"

Would people see that as heroics or a hostage situation?
meepmeepmeep: (slightly alarmed)

Re: Macramé

[personal profile] meepmeepmeep 2019-05-16 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Funny thing about how Beaker got tied up in the first place...

"Meeeep!"
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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] built_fjord_tough 2019-05-16 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
It was right about then that Fjord began to really regret a few of his life choices.

"Okay, we're puttin' the dagger away," he said, going to do exactly that, "and I'm gonna just untie the last of those knots, okay?"

Fjord.

Fjord, this was an excellent way to get yourself tied to a Muppet.
meepmeepmeep: (smile! kinda!)

Re: Macramé

[personal profile] meepmeepmeep 2019-05-16 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
And you'll never be able to explain how it happened...

"Meep," Beaker agreed sheepishly.
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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] built_fjord_tough 2019-05-16 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Shouldn't take too long, anyway," Fjord noted, really leaning in there to start picking those knots apart. One of the upsides to those wicked, almost claw-like nails he had. "There ain't that many knots left."

... Actually, there seemed to be more now than he had started with.

What.
meepmeepmeep: (smile! kinda!)

Re: Macramé

[personal profile] meepmeepmeep 2019-05-16 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome to Muppet physics!

"Meep meep meep meep," Beaker said.
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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] built_fjord_tough 2019-05-16 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, it's a bit like that, innit?"

Fjord frowned and attempted to pull his hand away from the knot he was working with.

A large tangle of rope came with it.

"... The fuck?"
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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] meepmeepmeep 2019-05-16 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Meep meep," Beaker agreed, resigned.
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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] built_fjord_tough 2019-05-16 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)

"That doesn't even make sense," Fjord complained, diving in with his other hand and trying to use it to disentangle the first.

It did not work according to plan at all.

"How are both stuck now!?"

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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] meepmeepmeep 2019-05-16 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Meep meep meep?"

Yes, at least you weren't on fire, Beaker. Very reassuring.
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Re: Macramé

[personal profile] built_fjord_tough 2019-05-16 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)

"... That doesn't make me feel much better."

Fjord said this, and he still didn't actually understand what Beaker said.

meepmeepmeep: (smile! kinda!)

Re: Macramé

[personal profile] meepmeepmeep 2019-05-16 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Meep meep," Beaker said, nodding sagely.