Camp Shenanigans [Wednesday, May 15, 2019]

[sith_happened]

With the dinosaurs out and about, Anakin decided that getting students eaten was not a great idea if he couldn't specify which ones, plus liability and the school board and the paperwork, so everyone was shoved inside of the community center instead.

"Today we're pretending like it's raining and cold!" Anakin declared through the megaphone which was super unnecessary inside. Sorry, everyone's ears. "We have several stations of craft projects and games, many of which will make reappearances later this summer so get good at them."

Especially the macramé. Just sayin'.

"Today is about learning and not competing, for once, so take your time, meet the other people on the island, and make a better loincloth for Tino or something." Anakin shuddered. Radio had been scarring, though not as scarring as being in Caritas, apparently.

"...and go!"

The megaphone, predictablY, shrieked horribly as he turned it off.

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Re: Macramé

[built_fjord_tough]

Yeah, and that was not a small knife.

Fjord hissed between his teeth as that arm started waving around, reeling backwards with the dagger in his hand, and briefly considered maybe just tying Beaker up again for his own good.

"Careful!"

Would people see that as heroics or a hostage situation?

Re: Macramé

[meepmeepmeep]

Funny thing about how Beaker got tied up in the first place...

"Meeeep!"

Re: Macramé

[built_fjord_tough]

It was right about then that Fjord began to really regret a few of his life choices.

"Okay, we're puttin' the dagger away," he said, going to do exactly that, "and I'm gonna just untie the last of those knots, okay?"

Fjord.

Fjord, this was an excellent way to get yourself tied to a Muppet.

Re: Macramé

[meepmeepmeep]

And you'll never be able to explain how it happened...

"Meep," Beaker agreed sheepishly.

Re: Macramé

[built_fjord_tough]

"Shouldn't take too long, anyway," Fjord noted, really leaning in there to start picking those knots apart. One of the upsides to those wicked, almost claw-like nails he had. "There ain't that many knots left."

... Actually, there seemed to be more now than he had started with.

What.

Re: Macramé

[meepmeepmeep]

Welcome to Muppet physics!

"Meep meep meep meep," Beaker said.

Re: Macramé

[built_fjord_tough]

"Yeah, it's a bit like that, innit?"

Fjord frowned and attempted to pull his hand away from the knot he was working with.

A large tangle of rope came with it.

"... The fuck?"

Re: Macramé

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep," Beaker agreed, resigned.

Re: Macramé

[built_fjord_tough]

"That doesn't even make sense," Fjord complained, diving in with his other hand and trying to use it to disentangle the first.

It did not work according to plan at all.

"How are both stuck now!?"

Re: Macramé

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep meep?"

Yes, at least you weren't on fire, Beaker. Very reassuring.

Re: Macramé

[built_fjord_tough]

"... That doesn't make me feel much better."

Fjord said this, and he still didn't actually understand what Beaker said.

Re: Macramé

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep," Beaker said, nodding sagely.