Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 18, 2018

[sith_happened]

Today's shenanigans had been redirected into the community center--there were signs in the park to herd everyone into the correct place, and the food vendors had set up their rickshaws out front in anticipation.

"Today," Anakin began once everyone had taken seats, "we will take a break from physical acuman and see how good you are at following directions. Since I've taught most of you, I'm betting on...less well." He gestured at the tables, baking ingredients, and ovens that had been set up. "Today you will be working in pairs to complete two cooking goals. We have guest judges to grade your attempts: Dr. Lecter, who teaches culinary courses, and Mr. Eliot Spencer, who runs the diner. Listen for you names, please:

Ahsoka and Cristina; Aphra and Kanan; Amaya and Aloy; Zack and Hernando; Tip and Reno; Theron and Uma; Karla and Beaker; Jaina and Sidon; Astrid and Jono; and Mitsutada and Kitty."

"Those who come in second place will receive the glory of the singing fish," Anakin said, calling the terrifying beastie back to his hand with an indolent wave. "The rest of you get...sleep without nightmares, I guess."

Comments

Arrive and Mingle!

[sith_happened]

Wonder what culinary delights you will be terrified by!

Baking!

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...oh God.

TASK NUMBER 1: SUGAR FACES

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In front of Hannibal and Eliot are beautifully decorated sugar cookies that all look uncannily like the faces of the teachers at the high school.

YOUR JOB: follow the sugar cookie directions on your tables! Make sugar cookies! Decorate one to look JUST LIKE one of the teachers! DO IT ALL IN 45 MINUTES.

DO NOT TRAUMATIZE THE JUDGES.*




*This part is optional.

Re: TASK NUMBER 1: BAKING

[sith_happened]

Pair up and bake. Or be set on fire. BEAKER.

Re: TASK NUMBER 1: PRESENTATION AND JUDGMENT

[sith_happened]

Describe your amazing cookie, either in words or in a Very Terrible Paint picture, and leave it for Hannibal and Eliot to get judgey over.

[OOC: The RNG states that the winners are in this order following task #1:
Zack and Hernando;
Tip and Reno;
Ahsoka and Cristina;
Karla and Beaker;
Astrid and Jono;
Mitsutada and Kitty;
Aphra and Kanan;
Theron and Uma;
Jaina and Sidon;
Amaya and Aloy.]

TASK NUMBER 2: CAKE ART

[sith_happened]

Once the amazing cookies are taken away, a giant stacked and carved cake emerges: it's the Fandom castle, at least five tiers high, surrounded by realistically painted and molded chocolate alots, teal deer, and gremlins. Hovering atop the castle is a fish that doesn't sing, but does emit dry ice smoke.

It's huge, it's complicated, but relax, right? Anakin has given you the directions for making cake batter, has provided the fondant, the Rice Krispie treats and the modeling chocolate, and has given you all of...well, two hours to make this thing.

Super reasonable of him!

Re: TASK NUMBER 2: BAKING

[sith_happened]

Or burning and tipping over, because that's funny, too?

Re: TASK NUMBER 2: PRESENTATION AND JUDGMENT

[sith_happened]

HOW DID YOU DO? Be sure to paint us a word picture of your artistic endeavor. And the judges have to taste your cake too, so if you switched up salt for sugar, mention that, too...

[OOC: And the RNG says that for this round, the winners look like this:
Aphra and Kanan;
Zack and Hernando;
Amaya and Aloy;
Karla and Beaker;
Jaina and Sidon;
Tip and Reno;
Ahsoka and Cristina;
Theron and Uma;
Mitsutada and Kitty;
Astrid and Jono.]

Come take this fish!

[sith_happened]

"Congratulations to Zack and Hernando," Anakin said, holding the fish out. "It's...something else."

OOC

[sith_happened]

The Trump cakes on Nailed It made me laugh until I cried. As always, SP is love.

Fandom teachers this summer are:
Kitty
Deadpool & Vanessa
Bob
Anakin
Steve & Tony
Reno & Ino
Aphra
Amaya
Mitsutada
Jono
Magnus & Cara
Kanan
Edward

Re: TASK NUMBER 1: BAKING

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep meep meep," Beaker muttered to himself, dragging a stool over so he could even reach the table.

Re: Arrive and Mingle!

[solo_sword]

Long story short, Jaina had figured out that it was quicker to hop over to this particular diplomatic trip via portal than it was to fly there after Saturday's party, so she had time to take advantage of the stopover in Fandom for the day. Because she was so very bad at food and it was funny, don't think too much. Might as well grab a drink and watch the event today, right?

Re: TASK NUMBER 1: BAKING

[solo_sword]

Jaina was cursing whoever put her in for this, but sighed and came over from looking at the actual pretty cookies. "So, this is going to be a disaster."

Re: Arrive and Mingle!

[uncertain_dume]

Ah, hell. Eliot was judging this? Kanan bit the inside of his cheek in amusement and shook his head.

Whatever they ended up creating today, he was probably never going to live it down.

Re: TASK NUMBER 1: BAKING

[battlewithstyle]

"Is it cheating if we make the cookie look like me?" Mitsutada wondered out loud. "That seems like it would be quite vain, though it has a certain sense of style."

Re: OOC

[spectre_alenko]

Dear Sam: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING HERNANDO TELL EVERYONE HOW EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL ALL THE TIME. YOU GET THE FISH. ENJOY THE FISH AND WELCOME TO FANDOM.

Re: OOC

[sith_happened]

I might've laughed a liiiiiiittle too loud when that came up on the RNG, yeah :D

Re: TASK NUMBER 1: BAKING

[uncertain_dume]

"Hell, why not?" Kanan rolled up his sleeves and looked at the ingredients list. "I've done a bit of baking over the years, too."

Not necessarily well, but he was willing to give this a shot.

Re: TASK NUMBER 1: BAKING

[furnaceface]

Jono had, fortunately, wrapped up for this one. Whatever the thing was meant to be this week, he didn't want his flames to get in the way.

He was facepalming so hard, though, when he realized what it was and who was judging.

So. Hard.

//Right, then. Might as well get this done.//

Re: TASK NUMBER 1: BAKING

[raspberryturk]

"Full disclosure," Reno said pleasantly as he looked over the ingredients, "I ain't never baked shit in my life."

So he was expecting this would be fun. Disastrous, maybe. But fun.

Re: TASK NUMBER 1: BAKING

[puppy_fair]

It.... was a really good thing Zack had decided to leave the dog at home today. He looked around for Hernando - that was a new name! - and considered the ingredients as he did so.

Maybe they could make Ino! He did know Ino's face pretty well, after all.

Re: OOC

[uncertain_dume]

Welcome to Fandom, here, take the bullet-riddled screaming husk of a charred rainbow nightmare fish! Careful, it might vomit glitter at you.

Re: TASK NUMBER 1: BAKING

[throughaphase]

"Depends, Kitty said. "Are you cool with your image probably being mangled by us?"

She, for instance, would probably cry if someone made her look like a blob.

Re: Arrive and Mingle!

[hernando_fuentes]

Hernando had been a little confused this morning. He arrived at the shop only to see on the employee schedule that he was directed to the community center. Since he hadn't written that on the schedule the night before, and nobody had been in the store since, it was a puzzle. Amused but willing, he looked at a map and made his way there. His face brightened when he heard Dr. Lecter's name called. He had attended the class earlier. Of the other names, he only recognized Kanan, and gave the man a polite nod.

Singing..fish? An actual fish? Perhaps not an actual fish. Probably not. He was curious to see whether it was, though.

Re: TASK NUMBER 1: BAKING

[battlewithstyle]

"I don't have much of an ego," Mitsutada said, which was not an intentional lie. "But I do hopefully know what I look like."

"Besides, we only have to try and frost one eye this way."