Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 18, 2018

[sith_happened]

Today's shenanigans had been redirected into the community center--there were signs in the park to herd everyone into the correct place, and the food vendors had set up their rickshaws out front in anticipation.

"Today," Anakin began once everyone had taken seats, "we will take a break from physical acuman and see how good you are at following directions. Since I've taught most of you, I'm betting on...less well." He gestured at the tables, baking ingredients, and ovens that had been set up. "Today you will be working in pairs to complete two cooking goals. We have guest judges to grade your attempts: Dr. Lecter, who teaches culinary courses, and Mr. Eliot Spencer, who runs the diner. Listen for you names, please:

Ahsoka and Cristina; Aphra and Kanan; Amaya and Aloy; Zack and Hernando; Tip and Reno; Theron and Uma; Karla and Beaker; Jaina and Sidon; Astrid and Jono; and Mitsutada and Kitty."

"Those who come in second place will receive the glory of the singing fish," Anakin said, calling the terrifying beastie back to his hand with an indolent wave. "The rest of you get...sleep without nightmares, I guess."

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OOC

[sith_happened]

The Trump cakes on Nailed It made me laugh until I cried. As always, SP is love.

Fandom teachers this summer are:
Kitty
Deadpool & Vanessa
Bob
Anakin
Steve & Tony
Reno & Ino
Aphra
Amaya
Mitsutada
Jono
Magnus & Cara
Kanan
Edward

Re: OOC

[spectre_alenko]

Dear Sam: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING HERNANDO TELL EVERYONE HOW EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL ALL THE TIME. YOU GET THE FISH. ENJOY THE FISH AND WELCOME TO FANDOM.

Re: OOC

[sith_happened]

I might've laughed a liiiiiiittle too loud when that came up on the RNG, yeah :D

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[uncertain_dume]

Welcome to Fandom, here, take the bullet-riddled screaming husk of a charred rainbow nightmare fish! Careful, it might vomit glitter at you.

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[hernando_fuentes]

I love all of you horrible, awful crackbabies. I truly do. I have plans for that fish, watch me work.

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[glacial_queen]

EXCUSE ME I WOULD LIKE TO DECLARE SHENANIGANS. BEAKER AND KARLA ARE WAY TOO HIGH ON THIS LIST AND I SUSPECT COLLUSION.

PLS TO BE MOVING THEM TO THE BOTTOM WHERE THEY BELONG.

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[sith_happened]

TOTES FAIR.

Karla and Beaker's singed butts are hearby in last place in each category :D

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[glacial_queen]

THANK YOU.

We would be so much more limited in our creative disasters if we were that high.

...Also, I am 100% willing to play this out as long as you are. <3