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Rita just sighed.

"Why are you dressed like that, Johnny? And it's Professor Skeeter, thank you."

"You're entirely too modest, Professor." Johnny winks. "And I'm always dressed like this. Say, Professor Scooter? You're a woman, right?"

Rita stared.

"...yes."

"Okay." Johnny nods. "I just wasn't sure is all. Double checkin'."

Rory sent the paper airplane she had been making sailing over to John's desk, making a confused face at him.

Rita sighed, and with a snap of her wand and a quick glance up, turned him into a small snake.

Perhaps one that you might find in a prairie setting, even. So as to fit with a theme.

Jaye has the best timing ever.

Johnny is very upset.

This snakeskin totally does not match his eyes. Curses.

Snakey slithers over to Jaye and wraps around her ankle.

"UM," says Jaye, loudly, and wide-eyed.

Rory took a picture with an ACTUAL camera.

Snakey might've just fallen in love with Jaye.

Aww. He twirls himself around Jaye's ankle and holds tight.

If Jaye knew the gay cowboy thing was actually happening, she might be a little worried about this falling in love thing.

"Um, he's not poisonous, right?" says Jaye. "And like, won't squeeze me to death?"

Snakey squeezes tighter and flitters his snakey tongue out to tease Jaye and maybe scare her.

"Hey, that pinches," she tells him.

"He's tiny," Rita said in a 'duh' voice.

"Don't say that, you'll hurt his self-esteem!"

[Going back to work now, woe!]

Snakey hears the annoying tones of the manly Skeeter creature and plots how to get her back.

Soon...he'll be a snake...on a motherfrickin' head!

Rita, bored, waved her wand and sent the airplane Rory had been playing with over to the snake and with a flick of her wand, there was a snake on a plane.

She traced her wand through the air, watching him glide through the air.

Snakey is a snake on a plane and he's had enough of this crap.

Of course, there's not many places to go when you're a tiny snake on an airplane so, when he passes something solid, he jumps.

He might've jumped ONTO to someone by accident...

Rory shrieked.

"Tiny snake on me omgwtf!"

Snakey is triumphant! He is a snake on a motherfricking head!

Time to nest! Snakey starts trying to burrow...

Rory flailed a bit. "John? Johnny. This is Rory. Get out of my hair. Please?"

Snakey really doesn't understand this and it's warm in there. So, he stays there and curls up into a snake ball.

Rory held her camera out and took a picture of herself with a snakey on her head, and offered up a wee jellybean snack.

Since snakes have no teeth, Snakey thinks jellybeans are a choking hazard.

So he hisses at the offered snack.

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