Advanced Journalism (Tuesday, March 21, 2006)

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita smiled. "Today, an easy assignment. Invent a shorthand, or use one you've established, and take notes on something unusual you see. And naturally, keep the notes."

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Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory held her camera out and took a picture of herself with a snakey on her head, and offered up a wee jellybean snack.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Since snakes have no teeth, Snakey thinks jellybeans are a choking hazard.

So he hisses at the offered snack.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory was vaguely hurt.

"Would you like to go spend time with Professor Skeeter?" she asked.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

If Snake John could talk, he would tell her that he didn't want to choke on a wee jelly bean but that he was very appreciative of the gesture.

And, of course he wants to go spend time with Professor Scooter.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory gently plucked him off her head, and set him down on Rita's desk.

Then she scurried back to her seat and picked up her camera.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

SNAKE ON A MOTHERFUCKIN SKEETER DESK.

Johnny totally makes to slither onto her lap.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita glanced down at him.

"No," she said warningly.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Yeah right, like she can do worse to him. He's not a pet.

He totally slides into her lap and nestles there.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita wrinkled her nose, pulled him from her lap, and set him back on the desk.

"No," she said again.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Johnny slithers right back onto Rita's lap. And, since he's small, slithers BEHIND her.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita wondered where he had gone with a sense of impending dread.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Johnny slithers behind her back and ends up on Rita's other hand wherein he wraps around her wrist and clings.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita attempted to pull him off her wrist. "No," she said again. "Unless you want to go on the plane again."

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John is a snake therefore agile. So, he slithers up Rita's arm and might've possibly disappeared into the sleeve of her clothing...

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"OUT OF THERE!" Rita shrieked, flailing.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John is a snake therefore clingy! He totally snuggles down right near Rita's shoulder. Like his new home away from home.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"Out!" Rita said, reaching inside her collar to try to pull him out.

Rory totally took a picture.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John just clings, clings, clings tight.

He totally wraps around her undergarment, oh yes.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita's eyes went wide. "Okay, no. No, no, no, no," she said, tugging on the clingy little snake. "Out of there. NOW."

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John clings as tightly as he can, tightly to the strap he can find and he just coils his wee little body around that strap.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita really, really, really did not want it to come to this.

"If you don't let go, I'll turn you back into a boy WHILE YOU ARE IN THERE."

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John...has seen worse. And really, it would be just as bad for her.

So....CLING.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[mycanonhatesme]

Chloe slaps her hands over her mouth tightly because the last thing she wants to do is laugh out loud and draw Rita's attention away.

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

CLING CLING CLING

Re: Discussion/Questions/Gay Cowboying

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory took another picture, this time with her phone, and sent it to Aeryn.

And then Rita turned him back into a boy.