fandomhigh | Arts & Crafts, Wednesday

Hopefully the class prepares for the most intense art class they could possibly get at this school.

"New digs. Not too sure about the layouts, but hot damn look at that lack of Russia."

Or not because this was still Deadpool.

"Alright, I think that's all of you," he said glancing toward the back in case there were stragglers. "And if it's not... No one cares."

Yeah, what could you do?

"Okay, so you're here to learn shit and that's on you. I'm here for a paycheck and the satisfaction that comes from molding young minds and we're both going to leave disappointed," he continued. "My name is Mr. Deadpool. And I'm not going to remember any of yours unless they're funny. So, you know what? Impress me. Make up a name."

It would make keeping track of students impossible. Good thing he didn't do that.

"Oh, and I found some construction paper and glue to go with the fucking bucket of glitter I stole from the supply closet. Make something that represents your inner self." He held up a glitter and glue drawing of a burning house. "This is mine and I'll sue your ass if you plagiarize it."

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With your art.

Peridot stood up, covered in glitter. She was the art, see?

Presumably?

She really didn't get the point of all of this.

"I'm Peridot."

... Ta-daa.

"I don't know,' Deadpool said slowly. "It's not very Pinterest looking."

"Are you suggesting I should have used more pins?"

No, Peridot. No, that would be a bad idea.

"Yes, exactly. You're a smart kid."

Why. Why did he do this?

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Alluka held up her art somewhat diffidently. She had no idea what anyone else would think of it.

(She had no idea what she thought of it, really.)

"I'm... I'm...," right she had to make up a name, "Sunshine."

Papa Jono called her that. It was close enough to a fake name for her.

"What is that glitter abomination, Twilight Sparkle?" He said it cheerfully, so it was certainly possible he approved.

Mostly because she was going to get that shit everywhere taking it home.

She really was! It was going to be terrible!

But also great. Alluka was no stranger to glitter.

"Um, it's me, I guess?" Honesty compelled her to add, "And my sister."

"Well, we'll work on that." No they wouldn't.

"What? Where?!"

How could Twilight show up without telling Pinkie first?

"My name is Summer," said Summer, who was not going to make up an interesting name just so some weird guy in tight red spandex would remember it. In fact, considering her history, she'd rather weird dudes in tight red spandex didn't remember her name, ever, because they were usually a lot of trouble and really, really weird. "And I made these flowers because I thought they'd make my room look bomb as fuck. Also, I just like flowers, because I, you know, have a soul."

Not liking flowers had to be right up there with not liking kittens.

"I like the cut of your jib, Santeria," Deadpool decided. "Are you sure about the soul thing, because... teenage girls. I've seen Pretty Little Liars. I know you've probably killed a man."

He had never seen that show.

"Summer," she corrected him, because there was no way she was going through a whole semester of getting that Sublime song stuck in her head. "And you can still kill people and have a soul, you know."

Especially when those people were, like, brain eating viruses and vampires taking over your high school.

"Can you, Cindy?" he asked, cupping his chin in his hands. "Can you?"

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"My name is Khadgar," he said, since that was already weird enough compared to some people. He held up his picture, which was purple and blue swirls of glitter. "I'm a mage, so this represents what my magic feels like."

"Kathy!" Still not the right name. "Awww, look at those swirls."

"I'm Aloysius Chartreuse," Pinkie said, giggling maniacally. She held up her cupcake-and-explosion-ful life-size photorealistic self portrait and proceeded to do a very poor job of making it speak without moving her mouth. "And I'm Mergatroid Kumquat. Pleased to meet you."

Best. Class. Ever.

"Holy shit, you're like a glitter savant," Deadpool said. "If I toss a hand full of glitter in the air, can you count it?"

"No?" Pinkie said. "I mean, I've never tried, but I'm not really into counting."

Yeah, Deadpool was already throwing a handful of glitter in the air. Because he had a bucket of it. An entire bucket of glitter.

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"I'm Ahsoka." Because she'd had enough of wrong names during Monday's class. "This is glitter."

It wasn't an inaccurate description.

"Alice, why do you hate this class?" Deadpool asked. "Do we need an 'Oh captain, my captain' moment? Is that what we need? Because I'm not doing that."

"If I was doing a captain it'd have jaig eyes."

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FN-2187 held up his masterpiece (yeah right) and said, "Uh, I'm FN-2187." He couldn't just make up a name! That was completely against the regs!

"Frank, can you explain this to us." This blob of sad, emo glitter.