Arts & Crafts, Wednesday - 2nd Period

[captainskullpoopl]

Hopefully the class prepares for the most intense art class they could possibly get at this school.

"New digs. Not too sure about the layouts, but hot damn look at that lack of Russia."

Or not because this was still Deadpool.

"Alright, I think that's all of you," he said glancing toward the back in case there were stragglers. "And if it's not... No one cares."

Yeah, what could you do?

"Okay, so you're here to learn shit and that's on you. I'm here for a paycheck and the satisfaction that comes from molding young minds and we're both going to leave disappointed," he continued. "My name is Mr. Deadpool. And I'm not going to remember any of yours unless they're funny. So, you know what? Impress me. Make up a name."

It would make keeping track of students impossible. Good thing he didn't do that.

"Oh, and I found some construction paper and glue to go with the fucking bucket of glitter I stole from the supply closet. Make something that represents your inner self." He held up a glitter and glue drawing of a burning house. "This is mine and I'll sue your ass if you plagiarize it."

Comments

Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"Alice, why do you hate this class?" Deadpool asked. "Do we need an 'Oh captain, my captain' moment? Is that what we need? Because I'm not doing that."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[snipsnspecks]

"If I was doing a captain it'd have jaig eyes."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"Gross," Deadpool settled on after a moment of thought. "This is a family environment."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[snipsnspecks]

That was earning you a side eye, Deadpool.

"It's a marking." Not whatever you thought it was.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

It was now even worse.

"Uh huh."

He was trying to hold back all the jokes here.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[snipsnspecks]

You weren't talking to Isabela here, Deadpool.

"They're drawings. Of eyes."