fandomhigh | Try Not to Die, Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Anakin's workshop met outside the Travelocity office, and he greeted them in his traditional Jedi robes. "Welcome to my class," he said. He pointed to a map of the world that the Travelocity gnomes had given him. "For those of you new to this planet, we are currently here--" he poked the map, "--in Maryland, in the continent of North America. Our travels today will take us to South America, down here--" another poke of the map. "To a nation called Peru. They speak a different language there called Spanish. If you happen to speak it, that will make your lives a little easier. If you don't, well, I hope you're fluent in hand gestures."

That aren't considered rude in Peru. "You will have to complete two tasks while in Peru, and then find me at the final stop. Don't get hurt, don't get arrested, don't get lost. Ready...go."

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Hyacinthe was good with animals. He was very good with animals. He'd gotten the llamas roped and heading placidly down the road, handing them over to the farmer with no mishaps.

Hyacinthe was also good with people. And when he spotted the farmer's pretty daughter peeking out at him from the side of the barn, well...One thing led to another, okay?

Hyacinthe was not going to be first. Hyacinthe was not even going to be in the top five.

Try Not to Die, Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Re: Detour: Rope a Llama or Rope a Basket