Try Not to Die, Tuesday, May 9, 2017

[sith_happened]

Anakin's workshop met outside the Travelocity office, and he greeted them in his traditional Jedi robes. "Welcome to my class," he said. He pointed to a map of the world that the Travelocity gnomes had given him. "For those of you new to this planet, we are currently here--" he poked the map, "--in Maryland, in the continent of North America. Our travels today will take us to South America, down here--" another poke of the map. "To a nation called Peru. They speak a different language there called Spanish. If you happen to speak it, that will make your lives a little easier. If you don't, well, I hope you're fluent in hand gestures."

That aren't considered rude in Peru. "You will have to complete two tasks while in Peru, and then find me at the final stop. Don't get hurt, don't get arrested, don't get lost. Ready...go."

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Detour: Rope a Llama or Rope a Basket

[sith_happened]

Oh, if only Kuzco was still here...

Your flight lands in Huambutio, where you get to choose between two tasks: Rope a Llama or Rope a Basket.

In Rope a Llama, you must rope two llamas (either one at a time, or two together if you think that will be faster) and walk them waaaay over to the farmer waiting for them, who hand you your next clue. In Rope a Basket, you first have to put on traditional hats and ponchos before lugging a 35 lb (16 kilo) basket of alphalfa two-thirds of a mile down the road to a shopkeeper that will hand you your clue.

Re: Detour: Rope a Llama or Rope a Basket

[snipsnspecks]

Really, Anakin?

Given Ahsoka's only previous experiences with llamas had been Kuzco, she opted for carrying the basket.

The poncho wasn't a problem, the hat on the other hand...or montral, rather.

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[cracksmostly]

... Yeah, Merrill opted for the llama because she could never resist animals.

It actually went better than you might think; it wasn't quite like handling halla, but she managed in a decent amount of time.

Well. Until she got distracted for a good long while by talking to the llamas.

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[spell_chucker]

Khadgar was great with animals!

Okay, he was decent with animals and he didn't really have experience with llamas, but he still managed to make it to the farmer without too many bruises.

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[stardust_rogue]

Jyn was really going to kill Saw.

She was used to carrying heavy weapons and was stronger than she looked despite her size, so she opted for the basket of alfalfa. The hat and poncho were a little ridiculous, though.

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[thatsweirdright]

... Okay, the first option reminded him way too much of the Beefcake Incident, so. Nope.

He donned the hat and poncho (noting, with a certain amount of satisfaction, the prevalence of red shades), picked up that bucket of alfalfa, and made it to the shopkeeper without so much as straining a muscle. And yes, he maybe walked a little faster than most humans ought to be capable of while carrying something of that weight, but hopefully no one noticed.

It did occur to him, as he put down the bucket, to make something of a show of how tooootally tired he was after carrying something that heavy for all that way, though.

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[notamascot]

Llamas were scary so Kaylin was having nothing to do with them. The hat and poncho nearly killed her from the heat, but she eventually managed to drag the alfalfa down the road. Walking and carrying stuff she could do.

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[junebug1500]

June didn't like the look of the llamas, so she went with Rope a Basket. The hardest part was swallowing her pride while she put on the hat and poncho.

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[thatwaslucky]

Neither one of these sounded like anything Rey really wanted to do, but she went for Rope a Basket since she didn't have a ton of shame and could put on a hat and poncho quickly.

She did not do too bad here!

Re: Detour: Rope a Llama or Rope a Basket

[vrajna_kralis]

Hyacinthe was good with animals. He was very good with animals. He'd gotten the llamas roped and heading placidly down the road, handing them over to the farmer with no mishaps.

Hyacinthe was also good with people. And when he spotted the farmer's pretty daughter peeking out at him from the side of the barn, well...One thing led to another, okay?

Hyacinthe was not going to be first. Hyacinthe was not even going to be in the top five.

Re: Detour: Rope a Llama or Rope a Basket

[notfinnyet]

Yeah, FN-2187 was not getting involved with the live animals with minds and opinions of their own if he could help it. More manual labor, eve if it involved a costume, sounded much more his speed.