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fandomhigh2017-01-11 09:33 am
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Pokémon Going, Wednesday - First Period (1/11/2017)
"You showed up again!" Deadpool said, putting hands together against his chest like this was some precious moments shit right here. "Maybe. I don't know. I'm not supposed to 'mod' you or something."
Yeah, those were finger quotes in there too.
"But now that we've established team loyalty, it's time to get you lazy asses walking to hatch some goddamn eggs for me. And you, I guess. If you've found any. But I really don't care about that."
He really, really didn't. It's what made him so believable as a teacher.
"So, lesson one: walk like you're being forced to. I love when games trick your pasty assessment into fitness." That was rude, not everyone was pasty. "We're gonna walk around town. And none of that bullshit anime running on rooftops. It only counts under a certain speed limit which really cut into my playing and driving time. You hit one elderly person while catching a Pikachu and suddenly you're the monster," he said, throwing his hands into the air in disgust. "Let's get moving. I hear there's a new latte at the coffee shop. Guaranteed to cause some diabetes..."
If that didn't get you moving, nothing would.
Yeah, those were finger quotes in there too.
"But now that we've established team loyalty, it's time to get you lazy asses walking to hatch some goddamn eggs for me. And you, I guess. If you've found any. But I really don't care about that."
He really, really didn't. It's what made him so believable as a teacher.
"So, lesson one: walk like you're being forced to. I love when games trick your pasty assessment into fitness." That was rude, not everyone was pasty. "We're gonna walk around town. And none of that bullshit anime running on rooftops. It only counts under a certain speed limit which really cut into my playing and driving time. You hit one elderly person while catching a Pikachu and suddenly you're the monster," he said, throwing his hands into the air in disgust. "Let's get moving. I hear there's a new latte at the coffee shop. Guaranteed to cause some diabetes..."
If that didn't get you moving, nothing would.
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