Pokémon Going, Wednesday - First Period (1/11/2017)

[captainskullpoopl]

"You showed up again!" Deadpool said, putting hands together against his chest like this was some precious moments shit right here. "Maybe. I don't know. I'm not supposed to 'mod' you or something."

Yeah, those were finger quotes in there too.

"But now that we've established team loyalty, it's time to get you lazy asses walking to hatch some goddamn eggs for me. And you, I guess. If you've found any. But I really don't care about that."

He really, really didn't. It's what made him so believable as a teacher.

"So, lesson one: walk like you're being forced to. I love when games trick your pasty assessment into fitness." That was rude, not everyone was pasty. "We're gonna walk around town. And none of that bullshit anime running on rooftops. It only counts under a certain speed limit which really cut into my playing and driving time. You hit one elderly person while catching a Pikachu and suddenly you're the monster," he said, throwing his hands into the air in disgust. "Let's get moving. I hear there's a new latte at the coffee shop. Guaranteed to cause some diabetes..."

If that didn't get you moving, nothing would.

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[captainskullpoopl]

Moving!

Get Walking

[captainskullpoopl]

It'll be fun! Maybe. At least the weather didn't suck too bad?

Talk to the Teacher

[captainskullpoopl]

"If I hatch another Eevee, I'm gonna choke a bitch."

You know. If you wanted to chat.

OOC

[captainskullpoopl]

I HAVE A MILLION EEVEES. I JUST WANT THE NEXT TWO EEVEELUTIONS.

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Peridot

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[era_two_triangle]

Okay! Peridot had a phone! Peridot had even acquired 'app.'

Now Peridot was... walking. She wasn't sure what 'walking' was supposed to do, or what the circular things on the screen were all about, but they did a fun twirly thing if she dragged her finger over them, so... that was a start.

Someone was probably going to have to show her how to incubate those eggs she was collecting. Stupid things weren't going to hatch themselves, here.

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[era_two_triangle]

Yeah, I'm at the point where I have so many, I'm just like, "If you're under 600 CP, I'm sending you to the candy factory."

JUST GIVE ME ESPEON AND UMBREON ALREADY.

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[not_every_mage]

Anders

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[not_every_mage]

All right. Walking. Anders could walk.

He strolled around an island block, frowning at his phone screen. His eggs weren't anywhere near hatching, and the exercise would be much less boring if he was seeing anything to collect besides rats and pigeons.

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Ahsoka Tano

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[snipsnspecks]

Ahsoka was getting the impression that this was either a completely useless class or they were taking cryptic to a level even Master Yoda would have found baffling.


Guess which way she was leaning, guess.

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[captainskullpoopl]

THEY'RE SO PRETTY.

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[studyingfear]

Rufus Shinra

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[studyingfear]

There were worse things to do with a class than walk around for an hour. It wasn't like walking was a strenuous activity, even if there was nothing particularly interesting to catch.

... Rufus was probably going to end up at the Perk at some point, why yes.

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Blue Sargent

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[yogurtvore]

It turned out the iDream could, in fact, host Pokemon Go, but the app kept crashing. It was okay, though. Blue had a plan. She couldn't put her plan into motion until she got back to Henrietta, though, so today she just walked. She walked right into the Perk and ordered a mocha.

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Dante