fandomhigh | Sex Ed, Tuesday, 3rd Period

"So, if the radio is to be believed, some of you have already been talking about a result of pregnancy with your babies from Ethics class," Clint said, giving anyone with one of said babies a sympathetic look. "We talked a little bit about how to prevent pregnancy already by protecting yourself, but sometimes sh--tuff happens and you have to decide what to do. If you decide that you want to go through with your pregnancy--and really, I'm just talking to the girls here since that's ultimately your decision, and any guy who wants to make that decision for you deserves to be thrown from your life at top speed--if you decide you want to go through with staying pregnant, well, there are some things you should know."

At this point, Clint passed out a handout and went through the various effects and symptoms of pregnancy on a month by month basis. If any of the guys were weirded out, Clint figured they'd be all the more likely to use protection when they did the deed, and that was half of his job here as far as he was concerned. "In the end, you'll end up with a baby who I can almost guarantee will cry less than anything designed by someone whose last name is Skywalker, but that doesn't mean the nine months will be pleasant. So, our discussion for today: ladies, if you could pass one aspect of being pregnant on to guys instead, what would you get rid of? Guys, what would you be willing to take on to make things more fair?"

[Much thanks to

evilpinkthing for the foundation of this idea. :D]

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It certainly didn't make her inclined to go easy on him.

"I might enjoy it more if the father stepped up." She held the baby up in a way that made it obvious she was comparing its features and his. "The family resemblance is uncanny."

Clint resisted the urge to roll his eyes, but only barely. "No part of me is mechanical, so you might want to look in that direction for the father."

"That's the kind of thing a man who'd abandoned a young mother would say."

"You don't want me to be the father of your child. I'd be a terrible dad," Clint said. Maybe playing along wouldn't be so bad. "You're better off with a good man who will treat you right."

That argument fell on deaf ears, the fact that if Isabela had actually cared even vaguely about treating the thing's welfare like a real child's it wouldn't have spent most of the last week in her closet being only one reason why.

"Oh, I don't want a good man. I just don't think it's particularly fair that I'm expected to carry and raise the babe while you merrily skip out on the consequences."

"I'm not dealing with any consequences until I get a paternity test," Clint said with a nod. "I'm not your only teacher, after all."

A what?

"Are you suggesting I'm lying about your involvement?"

That you were lying might have something to do with it, Isabela.

"Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm saying," Clint said, doing his best to manage a straight face. "You're a nice girl, but I can guarantee I'm not the person you're looking for."

Isabela directly addressed the driod for the first time in the entire week. "I'm sorry, but it seems your father is a complete arse."

A statement that conveniently applied to all the men involved.

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