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fandomhigh2015-09-29 01:20 am
so_hawkward) wrote in fandomhigh2015-09-29 01:20 am
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Sex Ed, Tuesday, 3rd Period
"So, if the radio is to be believed, some of you have already been talking about a result of pregnancy with your babies from Ethics class," Clint said, giving anyone with one of said babies a sympathetic look. "We talked a little bit about how to prevent pregnancy already by protecting yourself, but sometimes sh--tuff happens and you have to decide what to do. If you decide that you want to go through with your pregnancy--and really, I'm just talking to the girls here since that's ultimately your decision, and any guy who wants to make that decision for you deserves to be thrown from your life at top speed--if you decide you want to go through with staying pregnant, well, there are some things you should know."
At this point, Clint passed out a handout and went through the various effects and symptoms of pregnancy on a month by month basis. If any of the guys were weirded out, Clint figured they'd be all the more likely to use protection when they did the deed, and that was half of his job here as far as he was concerned. "In the end, you'll end up with a baby who I can almost guarantee will cry less than anything designed by someone whose last name is Skywalker, but that doesn't mean the nine months will be pleasant. So, our discussion for today: ladies, if you could pass one aspect of being pregnant on to guys instead, what would you get rid of? Guys, what would you be willing to take on to make things more fair?"
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At this point, Clint passed out a handout and went through the various effects and symptoms of pregnancy on a month by month basis. If any of the guys were weirded out, Clint figured they'd be all the more likely to use protection when they did the deed, and that was half of his job here as far as he was concerned. "In the end, you'll end up with a baby who I can almost guarantee will cry less than anything designed by someone whose last name is Skywalker, but that doesn't mean the nine months will be pleasant. So, our discussion for today: ladies, if you could pass one aspect of being pregnant on to guys instead, what would you get rid of? Guys, what would you be willing to take on to make things more fair?"
[Much thanks to
evilpinkthing for the foundation of this idea. :D]
Re: Listen to the lecture [09/29]
"Are you suggesting I'm lying about your involvement?"
That you were lying might have something to do with it, Isabela.
Re: Listen to the lecture [09/29]
Re: Listen to the lecture [09/29]
A statement that conveniently applied to all the men involved.