Deception for Fun and Profit, Monday, Period 2

[doubleohblonde]

Bond had set set up a class room with the tables dragged out to the walls and the chairs set up in a circle in the empty space. As the students arrived he directed them to take a seat.

"Good morning," he said, once they'd all arrived. "I'm Professor Bond, and this is Deception for Fun and Profit. Now, assuming there were no paperwork errors, you're all in this class because for whatever reason you have an interest in fooling people, which means for our first class we're going to do the traditional introductions a bit differently.

"Normally this is the part were I'd ask you for your names, classes, and various other questions, usually why you're taking the class, or what experience you have related to the subject at hand. No, I'm still going to do that, but you're going to lie, then the rest of the class and I will attempt to catch you out. Though given everyone but me will be lying, I expect you to do it subtly, so as not to open yourself to counter-accusations."

He pointed at a random student. "You first. Name, class, what you did over the summer, and how you ended up in this class."

Comments

Sign In - DFP [01]

[doubleohblonde]

Like a lying liar who lies.

Re: Sign In - DFP [01]

[ldymacgyver]

Daphne Blake

Re: Sign In - DFP [01]

[myfaireggsy.livejournal.com]

Eggsy Unwin

Re: Sign In - DFP [01]

[sciclone]

Cosima Niehaus

RE: Re: Sign In - DFP [01]

[boneyard_girl]

Ada Miller

Listen to Bond - DFP [01]

[doubleohblonde]

Be shocked, shocked that there is lying in this class.

Introductions - DFP [01]

[doubleohblonde]

Name, class, what you did over the summer, how you ended up in this class.

[Feel free to reply to each other and make those threads messy.]

Re: Introductions - DFP [01]

[myfaireggsy.livejournal.com]

Eggsy gave the teacher a moderately suspicious look for the class subject, but hey. This could be fun.

And at the rate he was running into fellow expats, they could start a club.

"M'name's Eggsy. I'm a senior," he started. "I spent my summer at camp and I signed up for the class. How else do you get in?"

Re: Introductions - DFP [01]

[doubleohblonde]

"You'd be surprised," Bond said mildly. "So you spent the summer at camp?"

Re: Introductions - DFP [01]

[myfaireggsy.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, archery and the like," he replied sarcastically.

Re: Introductions - DFP [01]

[doubleohblonde]

Oh, no, not sarcasm. "And where was this camp? America? Back in Britain?"

Re: Introductions - DFP [01]

[sciclone]

"Hey, I'm Cosima," Cosima said with a little wave. "I spent my summer here" --she figured half the room knew that, so it was hard to lie about -- "but I just got back from visiting my folks in Oregon."

That was also true except the Oregon part.

"And I don't know how I ended up here. I don't like liars."

This was true, but it was exactly why she had taken the class; she wanted to stop being gullible, and learning to lie herself seemed like a solid step on that path.

Re: Introductions - DFP [01]

[doubleohblonde]

"And how was Oregon?" Bond asked.

Re: Introductions - DFP [01]

[sciclone]

"You know," Cosima shrugged. stalling a bit. "It was okay. Rainy. Lots of hipsters."

Re: Introductions - DFP [01]

[doubleohblonde]

"Anything interesting happen?"

RE: Introductions - DFP [01]

[boneyard_girl]

"Ada Miller, junior, and I spent the summer here," Ada said easily, perfectly at home as the little liar she was. "I suppose my mother or uncle signed me up."

That would require Marti to remember she had a daughter, and Chester would laugh his ass off if someone told him Ada needed a class on lying.

Re: Introductions - DFP [01]

[doubleohblonde]

"Why ever do you think they'd do that?"

RE: Re: Introductions - DFP [01]

[boneyard_girl]

Well, if he was going to ask why....

"Professional development," Ada deadpaned, reaching back to brush her hair behind her ear...and producing a half-dollar between her fingers before making it vanish again. "I'm a barker and scout for the Miller Family Carnival."

Re: Introductions - DFP [01]

[doubleohblonde]

"And as such accustomed to speaking only the pure, unvarnished truth?" Bond deadpanned right back.

Re: Introductions - DFP [01]

[giveherahand]

Mara beamed at Professor Bond again. "Hello, I'm Mara Jade. I'm a sophomore now and I was in my home galaxy on a cultural exchange program in the Mid-Rim sector. I think my guardian must have mistaken this class for cooking or something. He's getting older and it's harder for him to read now."

Uh huh.

Re: Introductions - DFP [01]

[doubleohblonde]

"Oh dear," Bond didn't sound very distressed. "Have you talked with him about glasses?"

Re: Introductions - DFP [01]

[giveherahand]

Mara shook her head, eyes wide. "He's extremely touchy about having to face mortality."

Really. A lot.

Re: Introductions - DFP [01]

[kenselvren.livejournal.com]

"Jalian," she introduced herself. "I took this class because you remind me of my first male teacher."

Purple tentacles and all.

Talk to Bond - DFP [01]

[doubleohblonde]

The only one in this room who is not a liar.

Or is he?

OOC - DFP [01]

[doubleohblonde]

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