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James Bond ([personal profile] doubleohblonde) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2015-08-31 10:33 pm
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Deception for Fun and Profit, Monday, Period 2

Bond had set set up a class room with the tables dragged out to the walls and the chairs set up in a circle in the empty space. As the students arrived he directed them to take a seat.

"Good morning," he said, once they'd all arrived. "I'm Professor Bond, and this is Deception for Fun and Profit. Now, assuming there were no paperwork errors, you're all in this class because for whatever reason you have an interest in fooling people, which means for our first class we're going to do the traditional introductions a bit differently.

"Normally this is the part were I'd ask you for your names, classes, and various other questions, usually why you're taking the class, or what experience you have related to the subject at hand. No, I'm still going to do that, but you're going to lie, then the rest of the class and I will attempt to catch you out. Though given everyone but me will be lying, I expect you to do it subtly, so as not to open yourself to counter-accusations."

He pointed at a random student. "You first. Name, class, what you did over the summer, and how you ended up in this class."
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[personal profile] ldymacgyver 2015-08-31 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Daphne Blake

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[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2015-08-31 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Eggsy Unwin

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[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2015-08-31 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Eggsy gave the teacher a moderately suspicious look for the class subject, but hey. This could be fun.

And at the rate he was running into fellow expats, they could start a club.

"M'name's Eggsy. I'm a senior," he started. "I spent my summer at camp and I signed up for the class. How else do you get in?"

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[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2015-08-31 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, archery and the like," he replied sarcastically.

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[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2015-08-31 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
He was basically genetically predispositioned to be a complete shit to anyone of a higher class than him. It was a thing.

"Britain, yeah. What? Don't I seem the type for it?"

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[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2015-08-31 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Give Eggsy some time and exposure to gentlemen spies and he'd get better. Ish. Better-ish.

"Can't say I fit in there." They camp that he totally went to.

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[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2015-08-31 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"And fencing." People fenced, right? "Posh shit."

This camp was going to end up being run by the Queen herself if Eggsy kept this up.

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[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2015-08-31 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
There would be a sled drawn by corgis. Possibly made of the crown jewels. It would be so shiny.

"Nah. Too much chin for'em."

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[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2015-08-31 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a pretty strong jawline, it's true.

"You go to those kind of camps, bruv?"

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[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2015-08-31 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Eggsy gave him another suspicious look, leaning back in his chair. "That your lie?"
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[personal profile] sciclone 2015-08-31 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Cosima Niehaus
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[personal profile] sciclone 2015-08-31 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, I'm Cosima," Cosima said with a little wave. "I spent my summer here" --she figured half the room knew that, so it was hard to lie about -- "but I just got back from visiting my folks in Oregon."

That was also true except the Oregon part.

"And I don't know how I ended up here. I don't like liars."

This was true, but it was exactly why she had taken the class; she wanted to stop being gullible, and learning to lie herself seemed like a solid step on that path.

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