fandomhigh | Doctoring 101 (07/17)

Once again, because Navaan's students were the absolute luckiest, they were meeting in town to catch a portal back to Navaan's world. "I hope you have your bags and your leeches," she announced as soon as they were gathered. "Because today we're going to actually start doctoring! I'm friends with these monks and I take care of them. I even killed a god to keep my little guys safe, so a few ground rules. Rule one: These guys are important to me, so take this very seriously. I want to see everyone's A-games, you got that? Rule two: These are my patients. I'm letting you help them because you're my students, but absolutely no poaching. You can get your own patients on your own time. Rule three: Okay, I forget rule three, but I'm sure it's important and I'll tell you as soon as I remember it. Don't break it anyway, you've been warned."

She glared at the class, making sure that they saw she was very, very serious. "Now, when we get to them, you're each gonna get a monk, you'll diagnose the issue, and then we'll discuss what we think the best treatment is." The portal opened behind her and she gestured her students through. "Oh! Right! I remember Rule Three!"

When the students stepped through the portal, they'd see a brilliant circus under the night sky. Lanterns and torches provided light, there were people teeming everywhere, with barkers crying out games, wares, and sideshows. "The third rule is..." Navaan began as she stepped out from the portal. Then she stopped, staring in fascination at the circus.

"Why didn't anyone tell me this was on?" she asked, before running pell-mell towards the big top. "Let's go, guys! We're going to the circus!"

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Circus!

Marvel that you're actually going to learn today!

Your teacher has vanished into the crowds. Don't worry though! There's plenty of stuff you can do and none of it seems to require tickets!

The carnies will tell you that they unmanned a giant and the appendage hasn't stopped thrashing yet. The keen-eyed among you will realize that it's a bull dressed up in a costume meant to resemble...said appendage.

See how long you can ride it! The current record is 103 seconds!

Spin the wheel, choose your curseword, and if it comes up, you win! Carry around a plushie swear word all day!

Gals, grab your guys (or meet someone new!), mount up, and start punching! Last pair standing wins! Leather fetish gear provided.

Or, if you're really good, head to the advanced ring and do the same thing while oiled up!

Prove your strength and agility. Wrestle a jelly golem!

Played with real moles!

The drinks are mostly alcoholic and the food is generally bad for you, but damn it all tastes so good!

Since your teacher is nowhere to be found, looks like Anders is in charge!

You can't. Sorry. She's in a special tent and none of you are old enough to enter. The bodyguard says so.

Shoo!

I'm driving and will be afk all day, but I didn't want you guys to miss out on class! So Navaan is AWOL and will probably drag herself home in a day or two, hit up Anders with any questions.

The carnival looks like this (http://oglaf.com/sideshow/2/) and the bull is from here (http://oglaf.com/diversions/). Both NSFW, of course.

Ichabod Crane

Half of the fun things offered made Ichabod blush and the other half just made him uncomfortable, so he had bought himself a drink. Which was quite strongly alcoholic, he noticed after a while. Things were slowly turning a lot more funny.

Karina Lyle

Karina wasn't drinking or eating anything.

Mostly because she was just staring in horrified fascination at the 'attractions'.

Raven Darkholme

Don't mind Raven. She was doing rather a lot of ~~staring~~ watching of the melee. Especially the advanced ring.

Navaan's world was bizarre and terrifying and kinda neat. And hey, no falling in a swamp and getting covered with leeches.

Celia Bowen

Celia couldn't help being competitive. It was bred into her, and games like this especially appealed to her.

Of course, it helped when you cheated, however unconsciously. Celia pointed to a very interesting, definitely unladylike word that she'd never used (it started with an 'F'!) and lo and behold, that happened to be where the wheel stopped.

So now she was stuck carrying around a soft, squishy 'fuckninny' for the rest of the day. Every time she tried to throw it into a bin or something, she got a dirty look from someone passing by.

"What're you drinking?" Celia asked, appearing at his elbow. She was still clutching her prize-winning swear word, though she'd let it fall a bit to her side. Maybe she could just vanish it away or something?

Cecil Palmer

"Celia!" Ichabod turned to look at her, a smile on his face. "I don't know, but it's not too bad. What have you been doing?" He didn't notice the swear word, as he couldn't quite stop looking into her eyes. And attempting to focus.

Elsa of Arendelle

If anyone needed Elsa, she was going to be standing and staring at this particular attraction in a sort of transfixed horror, occasionally ducking the odd glob of flying jelly.

She wasn't smiling so much as wearing a horrified rictus. Why was this happening?

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Doctoring 101 (07/17)

Sign In (07/17)

Listen to the Lecture

The Circus

Ride The Angry Giant

Wheel of Swearing

Blind Chicken Melee

Jelly Golem Wrestling

Whack-A-Mole

Eat, Drink, and Be Merry

Talk to the TA

Talk to Navaan

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