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fandomhigh2013-09-20 01:04 pm
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How To Steal A Princess, Friday
Class today was set in the danger shop. Because the Ice King had used his mystical arts on the programming until it worked how he wanted.
Meaning Gunter programmed it all.
There was a box in the middle of the room with a stick propping it up. Yes, they were doing the 'trapping' phase of princess stealing. "Bait," the Ice King said firmly. "If you want to catch a foxy lady, you can't just throw anything out there. You need to pick the right bait."
This was sure to work, right?
"I'm using a picture of myself to lure them in because no one can resist this paragon of wizardly beauty."
If you looked closely, it would appear it was indeed a picture of his face taped onto a model's body. "Pick your own bait," he snapped peevishly. "No idea stealing allowed!"
Because you all wanted to use that picture. Really.
Meaning Gunter programmed it all.
There was a box in the middle of the room with a stick propping it up. Yes, they were doing the 'trapping' phase of princess stealing. "Bait," the Ice King said firmly. "If you want to catch a foxy lady, you can't just throw anything out there. You need to pick the right bait."
This was sure to work, right?
"I'm using a picture of myself to lure them in because no one can resist this paragon of wizardly beauty."
If you looked closely, it would appear it was indeed a picture of his face taped onto a model's body. "Pick your own bait," he snapped peevishly. "No idea stealing allowed!"
Because you all wanted to use that picture. Really.

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