http://icebabytoocold.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] icebabytoocold.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2013-09-20 01:04 pm

How To Steal A Princess, Friday

Class today was set in the danger shop. Because the Ice King had used his mystical arts on the programming until it worked how he wanted.

Meaning Gunter programmed it all.

There was a box in the middle of the room with a stick propping it up. Yes, they were doing the 'trapping' phase of princess stealing. "Bait," the Ice King said firmly. "If you want to catch a foxy lady, you can't just throw anything out there. You need to pick the right bait."

This was sure to work, right?

"I'm using a picture of myself to lure them in because no one can resist this paragon of wizardly beauty."

If you looked closely, it would appear it was indeed a picture of his face taped onto a model's body. "Pick your own bait," he snapped peevishly. "No idea stealing allowed!"

Because you all wanted to use that picture. Really.
nomoresportscars: ([hearts lydia] No personal space.)

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Jackson Whittemore
nomoresportscars: ([neu+] Something you need?)

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[personal profile] nomoresportscars 2013-09-20 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Jackson wasn't going to be doing a damn thing.

Well, no. He was texting Danny. That was a thing he was doing.
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Emma Swan
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Liara T'Soni
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Marasiah Fel
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[personal profile] notconflicted 2013-09-20 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"This has never worked on anyone ever," Sia said.

It was the same thing as working.

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Cade

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[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-09-20 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, you'd need a bigger box, for one," Cade said, "and a reaaaaaaaaally stupid princess."
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[personal profile] notconflicted 2013-09-20 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Even the stupid ones wouldn't fall for this," Sia said, shooting a glare towards the teacher.

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[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-09-20 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe Jawa princesses," Cade said. "Do Jawas have princesses? Does anyone even care?"
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[personal profile] notconflicted 2013-09-20 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"...Fairly sure they don't," Sia said, giving him a weird look as she was pretty sure the words 'Jawa princesses' had never been spoken before.

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[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-09-20 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"They're the only ones I could think of who would fall for 'look, shiny!' as a legitimate trap," Cade explained.
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[personal profile] notconflicted 2013-09-20 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"To be fair, not many people would want to trap a Jawa," she pointed out.

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[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-09-20 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Bet we could give one to this guy if we told him it was a princess," Cade said.

Cade, don't steal a Jawa.
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[personal profile] notconflicted 2013-09-20 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't want to give him anything," Sia said. "For any reason."

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[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-09-20 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe we could sell it?"

CADE.
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[personal profile] notconflicted 2013-09-20 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not involved in this and this conversation never happened," Sia told him, because no. All the no.

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[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-09-20 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"You are no karking fun at all," Cade declared, pouting.
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Raven Darkholme
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"Are you just trying to lure in a princess with your manly physique?" Raven guessed.

It admittedly wasn't necessarily a bad plan.
nomoresportscars: ([neu+] Smarter than you.)

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[personal profile] nomoresportscars 2013-09-20 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hm?"

Jackson glanced up, utterly unapologetic about how he hadn't been listening and had to take a second to process what had been said to him.

"I don't believe in traps," he decided, after the couple of seconds it took him to do that. "Or luring princesses. Or doing anything in this class."

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