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fandomhigh2013-07-25 06:47 am
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Friendship is Always in Fashion, Thursday - Period 1
Pinkie had spent ages today decorating the classroom to get the mood just right. There were fancy banners with stylized unicorn heads on the walls, golden columns topped with decorative hearts in the corners, and even a giant ice sculpture of a swan next to the door.
Pinkie herself was similarly decked out, wearing the dress Rarity had made her for the Grand Galloping Gala, and looking absolutely delighted to be there.
Because, well, one of the teachers should be, right?
And Derek, on the other hand, was just wearing a suit and tie for the occasion. No, he wasn't smiling. Don't get your hopes up, Pinkie Pie. His contribution to the decorations came in the form of nothing exploding glitter on the class. So. You're welcome, kids.
"Today you're learning about formalwear." Aaaaaaaaand, Derek?
That's alright, Derek, Pinkie was practically vibrating in anticipation and would gladly take up the explaining. "And haute couture!" she gleed. "Which is the fancy-pants way of saying an outfit is handmade and really fancy-pants!"
That was the technical definition, kids. I hope you're taking notes. Detailed notes.
Derek sighed, not about to correct the terminology. Because that meant more time talking to students than strictly necessary. "Suits for men, dresses for women. Sometimes suits for women. Just watch a red carpet sometime if you want to see more examples."
"And sometimes dresses for men, too," Pinkie noted, because hey, let's not leave anyone out here, Derek! "Like that purple sparkly one I found for you that would have really shown off your cheekbones."
Why did Derek submit himself to this class every week? Oh right. Because his life was pain. "I have a suit," he ground out. "I'm not wearing a dress."
No matter how flattering it looked with his shoulder to waist ratio.
"You're such a party pooper," Pinkie said, somehow managing to make it sound both sad and fond at the same time. "Anyway, kids, it's time to get your swank on!" Wait, their what? "We've got lots of dresses and suits of all sorts for everypony! Feel free to mix and match. That's where the real fashion comes from."
Pinkie herself was similarly decked out, wearing the dress Rarity had made her for the Grand Galloping Gala, and looking absolutely delighted to be there.
Because, well, one of the teachers should be, right?
And Derek, on the other hand, was just wearing a suit and tie for the occasion. No, he wasn't smiling. Don't get your hopes up, Pinkie Pie. His contribution to the decorations came in the form of nothing exploding glitter on the class. So. You're welcome, kids.
"Today you're learning about formalwear." Aaaaaaaaand, Derek?
That's alright, Derek, Pinkie was practically vibrating in anticipation and would gladly take up the explaining. "And haute couture!" she gleed. "Which is the fancy-pants way of saying an outfit is handmade and really fancy-pants!"
That was the technical definition, kids. I hope you're taking notes. Detailed notes.
Derek sighed, not about to correct the terminology. Because that meant more time talking to students than strictly necessary. "Suits for men, dresses for women. Sometimes suits for women. Just watch a red carpet sometime if you want to see more examples."
"And sometimes dresses for men, too," Pinkie noted, because hey, let's not leave anyone out here, Derek! "Like that purple sparkly one I found for you that would have really shown off your cheekbones."
Why did Derek submit himself to this class every week? Oh right. Because his life was pain. "I have a suit," he ground out. "I'm not wearing a dress."
No matter how flattering it looked with his shoulder to waist ratio.
"You're such a party pooper," Pinkie said, somehow managing to make it sound both sad and fond at the same time. "Anyway, kids, it's time to get your swank on!" Wait, their what? "We've got lots of dresses and suits of all sorts for everypony! Feel free to mix and match. That's where the real fashion comes from."

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Who is still furry, not fancy.
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Only because he could loom almost as well from the hallway, but shh, let her pretend she's a big puppy and can go to class all by her own self.
Unfortunately her unloomed shoulder was still less than a foot off the ground and she still lacked opposable thumbs for things like dressing up.
Thus the black wolf puppy with the big blue eyes and the red satin bow-tie in her mouth, bouncing around the room and whining plaintively at anyone who looked like they might be willing to fasten it for her.
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Fear.
She began with an "AAAAAAA!" and ended with a "YOU ARE SO MUCH HOTTER IN REAL LIFE."
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"You are like, my idol. And you're definitely my favorite character to write," she squeed. "I'm such a sucker for the brooding loner who secretly cares about people trope."
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"What."
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Derek was backing away from the clearly crazy woman before this got out of hand. And he cried ever so prettily.
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She loved the hat especially. It was so cute!
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Meet Megan, Pinkie.
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Pinkie could squee high enough that only Derek and Puppy Joe could hear it. Beat that, Megan.
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"I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMPUTER GENERATED. BUT YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE A REAL LIFE PINK PONY."
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"Okay!" Pinkie bounced a few times in place. She was even dressed all fancy for the occasion! "Oooo, you should find a fancy outfit to wear for the picture! We have lots!"
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