Library is open, 2/8

[swerval_zero]

Zero opens the library and takes up a post behind the desk with a large cup of coffee and a rather questionable-looking romance novel with a centaur and a mermaid on the cover.

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[janet_fraiser]

Janet's eyes widened. "That looks, um--" She peered at the cover. "A mermaid and a centaur? That seems awfully--well, really, the only word for it is fishy."

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[swerval_zero]

"Yeh, it's definitely...something else."

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[janet_fraiser]

"Biologically unrealistic?" ventured Janet. "At least, that's what I'd guess the something else is."

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[swerval_zero]

"That's...yeah. That would be it."

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[janet_fraiser]

"You didn't read this whole thing, did you?" she asked.

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[swerval_zero]

"Haha. No. I don't hate myself that much."

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[janet_fraiser]

"Do you think we can con any hapless library patrons into checking it out?" asked Janet. "Ivanova's got a secret soft spot for romance novels."

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[swerval_zero]

"Well, this one's technically my property, but...I could donate it to the cause. Anybody doing, like, a report on fish?"

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[janet_fraiser]

"I don't even think we have a marine biology teacher," said Janet. "Damn. Maybe if we leave it out on the counter someone will take it? In a high school this weird, we have to have at least one klepto."

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[swerval_zero]

Zero thinks about this for a few moments before carefully placing the book on the corner of the desk and patting its strange cover. "There. Now we wait."

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[janet_fraiser]

OOC: You realize this book is being mentioned in my library post tomorrow, right? Hee!

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[swerval_zero]

((I was hoping. Whee!))