Jeff and Jamie's Black Tie Extravaganza!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

When the students arrived at the Danger Shop today they would see a most familiar image. That is if they were from Earth and they were in a time period where they've watch the Oscars on TV.

Yep. There was a red carpet, a danger-shopped paparazzi filled with a frenzy to take all of the students pictures.

"Greetings!" Jamie cried out, looking fabulous in a tuxedo, "And welcome to the Fandom Awards! There's clothes and a place to change into something fabulous for the red carpet! But don't take too long or you'll miss the award ceremony!"

"And make sure you've pasted your dresses and tuxes on right!" said Jeff, who looked rather more disorganized in his tux. "Nobody needs a nip slip tonight!" Thank you, Jeff.

"Oh and nobody pose like Angelina Jolie!" Jamie added. "She's got a trademark on it now and she'll probably slap you into next week."

Jamie didn't add that people should look out for a Jamie duplicate wearing a weird military uniform and carrying an urn. That part should probably be implied.

"Don't worry!" Jeff hollered, waving his hands at the paparazzi. "They're not real! No one will be judging your clothes tomorrow!" He sounded an awful lot like that had been said to him repeatedly during the minutes leading up to the class. He also sounded terribly unsure.

"Unless someone gets gremlin bit and thinks they are Joan Rivers," Jamie added. "In the meantime... let the festivities begin!"

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[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Like you're on the Red Carpet!

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[trigons_child]

Raven

Lecture?

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Yeah it wasn't really one. Feel free to pick out an outfit and then...

Red Carpet!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Pose! Show off your outfit!

But seriously. Don't do the Jolie thing.

Re: Red Carpet!

[trigons_child]

Raven supposed her dress wasn't too bad, but she was still a little uncomfortable.

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[wrongkindofsith]

Cara had not gotten changed. Her leathers were perfectly serviceable thank you very much.

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[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave put on a tux.

It felt kind of weird. Even if all of his icons did involve him in a suit.

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[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Miley's dress (http://img1.promgirl.com/_img/PRODUCTS/320/PromGirl-649690309.jpg)... well, she'd tried, that was the important thing.

And now she was strutting.

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[selfhelphero]

The nice thing about being a guy was that all Billy had to do was find a suit, and he looked okay. At least, he thought he looked okay.

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[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

Rilla (http://felicity-jones.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_vanityfair_55.jpg) hadn't the faintest idea how she'd gotten a dress (http://felicity-jones.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_vanityfair_33.jpg) clearly meant for Raven.

Because honestly. Floor length black leather? Who wears that?

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[hurtingzeebo]

Say what you like about Sam, she at least cleaned up well.

Of course, she was also sneaking bites of rib, when it looked like the paparazzi were distracted.

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[new-it-girl.livejournal.com]

Hanna's dress (http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l165/Landslide418/Miscellaneous/Stuff/ashley-benson-timeline.jpg) was simple, yet elegant. She thought so, anyway.

Re: Red Carpet!

[twintuitionist.livejournal.com]

Juliet wasn't entirely sure she had her dress (http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/09/39/4/262/2624923/f6b97c3a060e5ed3_Samaire_Armstrong_VF_Guess.jpg) on right. The one-sided cape thing was just weird, but she couldn't figure out what else to do with it.

Still, there was a reason the little black dress was a classic. She figured she could rock it.

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[dressedinblood]

Anna couldn't change clothes, so she was still just wearing the same white dress she always did.

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[i-am-the-rat.livejournal.com]

Seriously, Jamie and Jeff? You gave Hank the option to pick his own outfit?!?

Well, then, reap what you've sown: his Ratman costume. THE NIGHT IS HIS!

YOU'VE WON!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Yes. You've won a Fandom Award in your category and it's time for an acceptance speech. Depending on your mood the band will play you off in a matter of seconds or minutes so mod your time the way you want to do it. Your award is:

Anna Korlov - Most Likely To Get Sunburn
Billy Kaplan - Bravest Person to date Topher
Butters Stotch - Best Booty Shaker
Cara - Best PETA Violator
Dave Nelson - Best Caffiene Addict
Elphaba Thropp - Best Jennifer Walters Impersonation
Hank Venture - Best... whatever that is around your neck.
Hanna Marin - Most Paranoid-Looking Eyeballs
Jac Wayland - Most Frightening Hair
Jeremy Darling - Best Twin
Juliet Darling - Best Twin
Miley Ray Stewart - Best Use of the Phrase "Sweet Niblets"
Raven - Best Raven-Symoné Impersonator
Rilla Blythe - Best Naive Person
Sam Puckett - Best Juvenile Deliquent
Sov Thade Tage em Ereb - Most Inquisitive Nose
Stacey McGill - Most Likely to Stay Terribly Blonde

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[trigons_child]

...

"I do not know who this is that I am supposed to have impersonated," Raven said, completely puzzled.

Re: YOU'VE WON!

[wrongkindofsith]

Cara had no idea who or what PETA was.

Though if she had she probably would have been as pleased with the award as she was capable of with anything to do with Jamie's class.

Re: YOU'VE WON!

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave went up to accept his reward while holding his coffee cup.

"Thank you, thank you. First off, of course, I'd like to thank my parents, who raised me well and made sure I had coffee as soon as I developed a taste for it. This one's for you guys."

He held his award up with one hand and took a good, long drink of his coffee.

Yeah, he earned this one.

Re: YOU'VE WON!

[selfhelphero]

"But I don't...we're not..." Billy started, before just sighing and shaking his head. Arguing wasn't going to get him anywhere, was it?

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[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

Well, she was Canadian, so she had to be polite, right? Even if she hated speaking in public.

"Thank you," she began, sounding a little stilted so she wouldn't lisp.

There was a pause.

"Am I that naive?"

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[hurtingzeebo]

"I am the best juvenile delinquent," Sam said proudly. "It's about time someone noticed that. I'd like to thank my mom, for raising me about as badly as she possibly could, my sister for being the good twin and making lots of room for me to be awful, and my father -- except I don't know who he is so I can't really thank him at all."

And she took a bow.

The TA's

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Who are probably quite happy with their awards. I'm sure.

Re: The TA's

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

"Sweet niblets," Miley tsked, shaking her head.

She actually hadn't minded this class, but given her award, it felt like the thing to say.

The Teachers!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Who undoubtedly deserve the Best Teachers Award for co-taught class.

Re: The Teachers!

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff totally did!

Jeff, mind, still looked terribly uncomfortable in his tux, and he was maybe muttering a few too-paranoid things about Janet Jackson under his breath.

OOC

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Yo Quiero OOC.