fandomhigh | Jeff and Jamie's Black Tie Extravaganza!

When the students arrived at the Danger Shop today they would see a most familiar image. That is if they were from Earth and they were in a time period where they've watch the Oscars on TV.

Yep. There was a red carpet, a danger-shopped paparazzi filled with a frenzy to take all of the students pictures.

"Greetings!" Jamie cried out, looking fabulous in a tuxedo, "And welcome to the Fandom Awards! There's clothes and a place to change into something fabulous for the red carpet! But don't take too long or you'll miss the award ceremony!"

"And make sure you've pasted your dresses and tuxes on right!" said Jeff, who looked rather more disorganized in his tux. "Nobody needs a nip slip tonight!" Thank you, Jeff.

"Oh and nobody pose like Angelina Jolie!" Jamie added. "She's got a trademark on it now and she'll probably slap you into next week."

Jamie didn't add that people should look out for a Jamie duplicate wearing a weird military uniform and carrying an urn. That part should probably be implied.

"Don't worry!" Jeff hollered, waving his hands at the paparazzi. "They're not real! No one will be judging your clothes tomorrow!" He sounded an awful lot like that had been said to him repeatedly during the minutes leading up to the class. He also sounded terribly unsure.

"Unless someone gets gremlin bit and thinks they are Joan Rivers," Jamie added. "In the meantime... let the festivities begin!"

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Yes. You've won a Fandom Award in your category and it's time for an acceptance speech. Depending on your mood the band will play you off in a matter of seconds or minutes so mod your time the way you want to do it. Your award is:

Anna Korlov - Most Likely To Get Sunburn
Billy Kaplan - Bravest Person to date Topher
Butters Stotch - Best Booty Shaker
Cara - Best PETA Violator
Dave Nelson - Best Caffiene Addict
Elphaba Thropp - Best Jennifer Walters Impersonation
Hank Venture - Best... whatever that is around your neck.
Hanna Marin - Most Paranoid-Looking Eyeballs
Jac Wayland - Most Frightening Hair
Jeremy Darling - Best Twin
Juliet Darling - Best Twin
Miley Ray Stewart - Best Use of the Phrase "Sweet Niblets"
Raven - Best Raven-Symoné Impersonator
Rilla Blythe - Best Naive Person
Sam Puckett - Best Juvenile Deliquent
Sov Thade Tage em Ereb - Most Inquisitive Nose
Stacey McGill - Most Likely to Stay Terribly Blonde

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"I do not know who this is that I am supposed to have impersonated," Raven said, completely puzzled.

Cara had no idea who or what PETA was.

Though if she had she probably would have been as pleased with the award as she was capable of with anything to do with Jamie's class.

Dave went up to accept his reward while holding his coffee cup.

"Thank you, thank you. First off, of course, I'd like to thank my parents, who raised me well and made sure I had coffee as soon as I developed a taste for it. This one's for you guys."

He held his award up with one hand and took a good, long drink of his coffee.

Yeah, he earned this one.

"But I don't...we're not..." Billy started, before just sighing and shaking his head. Arguing wasn't going to get him anywhere, was it?

Well, she was Canadian, so she had to be polite, right? Even if she hated speaking in public.

"Thank you," she began, sounding a little stilted so she wouldn't lisp.

There was a pause.

"Am I that naive?"

"I am the best juvenile delinquent," Sam said proudly. "It's about time someone noticed that. I'd like to thank my mom, for raising me about as badly as she possibly could, my sister for being the good twin and making lots of room for me to be awful, and my father -- except I don't know who he is so I can't really thank him at all."

And she took a bow.

"Okay, seriously? It there something wrong with my eyes?" Hanna asked as she accepted her award. "This mascara was supposed to bring out my eyes, not make me look like some conspiracy theorist. I should sue...someone."

"But...I don't sunburn?" Anna said uncertainly.

"It's called a neckerchief," Hank insisted from behind his plastic Ratman mask. "And do you want to know a secret? I don't actually like it. But it's kind of my 'thing', now, and if there's one thing I know, I can really ROCK a kerchief!!! I'd like to thank my father, whose total control over my allowance and wardrobe has made this award pothhh... AAAGH!"

He flailed and slid a hand under his mask to touch his mouth. "I keep getting my tongue caught in the little mouth slit! It's maddening!!!"

Jeff and Jamie's Black Tie Extravaganza!

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