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!event: snow weekend

Monster attack

Shots can still be heard down in the town. The troopers seem to be all tied up down there. Which is why it might be disconcerting to anyone watching out the windows to see figures begin rising out of the snow on the lawn of the school. More are moving out of the trees also.

They begin making their way toward the buildings.

[[OOC: If people choose to leave the building to fight, please organize yourselves into groups (preferably in the gym thread) and post your location in the subject line. This will make it a lot easier for me to keep track of everything.]]

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Sam shot repeatedly at the shark, then reached down and tried to pry Shep's foot loose from the shark's mouth. When that didn't work, she braced her feet against the snowbank and offered her hands. "Grab hold, Sheppard!"

Shep grabbed her hands, though his hands were starting to hurt like hell. He could feel the blood seep through his jeans, briefly warming his ankle. Finally starting to get completely pissed, he told Carter to pull hard as he braced himself and kicked back at the shark's nose as hard as he could with his other foot.

The shark let go...

... which of course left Shep and Carter in a tangle in the crater when the counter-force was released. Shep looked down at her. "Um... oops."

"Hey." Sam said, calmly rolling to her side and getting up on her knees, stopping again for a second as her vision blurred. "You okay?"

She pulled a zat and fired it at another advancing shark. Nothing happened. "Okay, so next idea?"

Shep sat up, poking at his wounds. That gave him an idea.

"Grossly enough, yes. You got that coffee cup you got hit with?"

Sam looked at Shep like he was out of his mind. "I left it over by the side of the building. Why?"

"Sam!" Daniel shouted, again spotting her in the crowd. He ran (well, as best as he could) towards her, firing his zat at what looked like any snow that moved.

"Damn," He looks around for another way to enact his plan.

"That Valarii girl killed the one by dumping hot liquid on it's head and melting its brain. I don't have any cocoa, but hey, hot liquid is hot liquid, right?" He gestures down to his bleeding ankle.

"Daniel!" Sam waved him over, still firing, and made a face. "Okay, that's repulsive, even if it might be effective. Aren't there other bodily fluids you could use?"

"Have you seen Janet?" he demanded. "And are you okay?"

Nice priorities there, Daniel.

Sam rolled her eyes. "Janet's in seeing to the wounded, Daniel. And I'm bleeding, so the situation's normal." She paused. "Y'know, if you're us. Any sign of Jack?"

Daniel shook his head. "I've come straight from my office. You're the first person I've seen. Well, first person from, um, Colorado."

"Great." She wasn't worried. Jack O'Neill could take care of himself. Really. "So, ideas?"

He shook his head. "Aim and hope for the best?"

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Re: Outside the dorms

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Shep thinks for a minute. "Okay, but if I get detention for this, I'm gonna tell them I was just following orders."

Shep hobbles to his feet and reaches for his zipper. "Hey, turn around," he tells Sam.

And then he undoes his fly and pees on the shark's head. His aim in this is as good as it is with a zat. It flops for a second and then disappears into the snow from which it came.

There might be some sharky snickering coming out of the snow as his buddies mock him.

Shep targets the snickering and drills the little bastards with little yellow brain-melting bullets.

But going by sound alone isn't quite as effective. He's pretty sure he's hit at least one more... but there could easily be more hiding under the snow. He reserved some ammunition. It wasn't like someone could restock him.

Sam turned around, unable to stop laughing. "Thank god I don't have to explain this in a report."

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"Quit laughing or you'll pee yourself? It would keep the sharks away."

Now it was obviously Fandom Junior High when bathroom humor was the order of the day. He should really get something to put pressure on that ankle... blood loss was making him goofy.

Daniel suddenly looked very worried, and hoped that Sam wouldn't suggest it to him.

Sam smirked. If it was effective and Shep ran out of ammo, Daniel was up next.

Re: Outside the dorms

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"Can you just imagine going over this in a briefing? 'Yes, sir. And then we eliminated (on) the sharks.'"

He snickers. There were deadly snow sharks surrounding their foxhole, but he was in near hysterics. He wondered if he'd possibly lost a little more blood than was strictly good for him.

[ooc: guh, threading problem (due to a Shep!mun can't type tonight problem)... this goes back to here (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/572795.html?thread=27463291#t27463291).

Sam kept giggling. Oh, this was so bad. There was no way her aim would be steady while she was shaking with laughter. "As plans go, this is definitely one of the goofier ones."