The Library is Open - 01/23

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory sleepily made her way into the library, coffee in hand, and took her seat behind the desk.

Sure, "happy" or "awake" wouldn't be very apt descriptions today. But really, did that matter?

[ooc: Wait for my OCD, yo. And OCD threads are up, yay.]

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Re: 2nd Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Lavendar, what the hell?" Parker blinked at her, non-plussed. "Did you get inspired by Angela?"

Re: 2nd Period

[swerval_zero]

"I was sick of pink. And it was getting faded. Thought I might go green, 'cept the mun has no skillz I couldn't find any green dye."

Re: 2nd Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Oh. Well, you do look good as a blonde, I'll give you that." Parker shook her head, then said, "Did you notice anyone lurking around my room yesterday, maybe? Anyone carrying anything around? A box? Possibly?"

Re: 2nd Period

[swerval_zero]

"Um, 'fraid not. I was tryin' to fix the squallin' awful common room, then on the phone with the Home Depot guys, then...hair." She shrugged. "Sorry?"

Re: 2nd Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"No, no. That needed to be done." Parker sighed, and lowered her voice. "Someone's kidnapped Esme. They want me to sing at Caritas for ransom."


_{[back in a hour and a half]}

Re: 2nd Period

[swerval_zero]

"Someone kidnapped Esme?" Zero looks absolutely horrified. And pissed as hell. "When you find out who, you want me to hit 'em with the mallet? Or just my fists, really, squallin' bunnysnatching grinders."

(*waves*)

Re: 2nd Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker dials into her voicemail (http://mparker17.livejournal.com/2413.html?thread=564845#t564845), and hands Zero the phone. "That's the ransom demand. The twerps. And *yes*, I definitely want the mallet applied to the nearest ass who's responsible."

Re: 2nd Period

[swerval_zero]

Zero drums her fingers on the desk thoughtfully. "You want I should go with you?"

Re: 2nd Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker sighed. "Please. I'm going to have to apologize to Jarod afterward anyway, and have several shooters before I sing. But moral support would be appreciated." She glared at the phone. "I wish they'd call so I could demand they give me proof they *have* Esme. For all I know, she's escaped and is trying to get home by now!"

Re: 2nd Period

[swerval_zero]

"Poor little Esme. I'm sure they wouldn't let her get out. That would be, y'know, suicide. For them."

Re: 2nd Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Got that right," Parker growled. "They better be feeding her enough. And keeping her box somewhere quiet. She can't sleep if it's too loud! Bunnies nap all the time, and wake up at sunset." She grimaced. "She's going to need bunny therapy after this. All because someone wants to embarass me!" She shook her head. "Tell me something cheerful? I've got too long to wait until tonight."

Re: 2nd Period

[swerval_zero]

"All right. Once upon a time, there was a bunny named Esme. Some people kidnapped her because they thought it would be funny. But then her mommy got her back, and her mommy and her Auntie Zero kicked the people who stole her's arses allll the way to the mainland, and Esme was very happy. The end." Zero paused. "How's that for cheerful?"

Re: 2nd Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"They should tell that story every year at Easter." Parker grinned. "Or they will be, once we're through with them."