Driver's Ed, Jan 13th, Period 1-2

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Tommy watches his students file in to the Danger Shop, which currently is set up to resemble a typical classroom, for the most part. He might look a little unnerved as he recalls how Wednesday's class went. At the front of the class, is this:



"Hello everyone!" He greets them, once everyone has sat down. "If you can just sign the roll sheet, we can get started. I'm Dr. Oliver, you can call me Dr. O if you want, and I'll be teaching you how to drive. Just to clarify, the type of vehicles we'll be learning to drive in this class are typical 21st-century automobiles, commonly known as cars."

He looks around at his assembled class. "Please tell me you've seen a car before," he asks. "Anyway, today's assignment? Get in the car, and just... try to get a feel for the controls. Since this is only a simulation, the car won't move, no matter how hard you press the gas pedal. So... go at it. And feel free to ask me any questions you might have."

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Sign In!

[dr-tommy.livejournal.com]

sign in here

Re: Sign In!

[can_be_more]

Aeryn signs in. And yes, she has seen a car before, *eyeroll*.

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[miss-monochrome.livejournal.com]

Chiana signs in. And she too has seen a car before. Even been in one. Once.

Re: Sign In!

[swerval_zero]

Zero signs in. Of course she's seen a car before.

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[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally signs in!

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[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders signs in with an extra-large cup of coffee in each hand. He hopes Thirteenth Colony cars have cupholders.

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[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa signed in. Sadly, not so much with seeing a car before.

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[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Edward signs in. He's seen a car before, but never one quite as shiny as this.

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[aroseintime.livejournal.com]

Rose signs in.

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[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

*Hamlet signs in. Of course he's seen a car. When do you think he's from, 1603 AD?*

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[section9-togusa.livejournal.com]

Togusa signed in. Yes, he had seen a car before.

Discussion/Assignment!

[dr-tommy.livejournal.com]

Answer Dr. Oliver's question, explore the driver's seat (Anders, Cally, I'm watching you), talk amongst yourselves (mock your fellow classmates).

Re: Discussion/Assignment!

[can_be_more]

Looking around at the dashboard and controls, Aeryn might look a little confused. She can pretty much assume what the mirrors are for, which only means that there isn't a better way of seeing behind you and the scopes on this thing must not be worth anything.

And she can't find the on switch. How are you supposed to prep the engine without an on switch?

She can figure out some things by playing around, but she's not even going to try anything like a gas pedal- though she does know what that does, thank you- until she knows the rest of it.

Finally she sighs and can't help herself. "Where are the weapons on this thing?"

Re: Discussion/Assignment!

[miss-monochrome.livejournal.com]

Remembering the last time she was in a car, Chiana could pretty much figure out that you moved the steering to turn, and that you turned something on the side of that to get the engine on.

After that, she was completely lost.

"And you'd go forward or reverse... how?" The steering didn't seem to move back or forth, just turned. Driving around in circles didn't seem very productive And the numbers made no sense unless humans had somehow figured out how to go hetch 120.

Re: Discussion/Assignment!

[swerval_zero]

Zero peers at the car. "Not bad. Automatic, or are you going to attempt to teach us manual?" She pauses. "Er. Sir."

Re: Discussion/Assignment!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally sits in the driver's seat and makes silly noises as she plays with the controls.

Re: Discussion/Assignment!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders's first thought when he gets behind the wheel is that he's kind of sorry the steering wheel makes it too cramped to fit two people in the driver's seat. His second thought is that hey, it looks pretty much exactly like cars back home, except that the numbers and units on the instrument panel are different; he might have to figure out unit conversions and that kind of scares him.

He turns the wheel experimentally a few times, works the gas, brake, and clutch, and plays with the gearshift and signal light lever -- yep, almost exactly like cars back home. Hopefully this shouldn't be too hard. Right?

. . . right?

Re: Discussion/Assignment!

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Barbossa spent a long time staring at the shiny, shiny...thing before finally figuring out how the doors opened.

The steering wheel was familiar--ships had those, after all--but the floor pedals confused him.

After a ten minute search where he face grew more and more concerned, he finally asked a question.

"Where be the anchor t' stop this thing?"

Re: Discussion/Assignment!

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Edward gets in the car... he pokes around for a minute before finding the windshield wipers and scaring himself half to death with them.

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[aroseintime.livejournal.com]

Rose gets in the car and pokes around. Everything looks familiar, except being on the wrong side of the car.

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[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

*Hamlet's still annoyed that this class somehow ended up on his class schedule. Computer glitch? Tiredness? Evil mun? He gets in easily but is then stumped. Sure he's been in cars many times, but as a member of the Danish royal family he's never actually driven himself anywhere. It's one of the perks of having your own driver. He fumbles around with the dashboard for a few minutes before finally turning the ignition ... and popping the trunk in the same move. He utters a string of swears in Danish that may have something to do with lighting the car on fire and whipping it with a chain.*

Re: Discussion/Assignment!

[section9-togusa.livejournal.com]

Nothing compared to his Tachikoma. "Sorry about my machine last class, sir." Sitting in the car, he made noises that emulated an F-1 racer and stared at the seat of the car.

He was facinated with the place where a cigarette lighter should be. Maybe the vehicle would run better if they were able to plug in and control the car that way. He fiddled with the seat controls and tried pimp riding, old lady style, regular stayle, kneeling on the seat...

"VROOM!"

After Class!

[dr-tommy.livejournal.com]

Talk to Dr. Oliver here.

Re: After Class!

[swerval_zero]

Why do I think you should have long hair... Dr. Oliver, are you going to the welcome dance tonight?

OOC!

[dr-tommy.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* at the disaster-in-waiting here.

Re: OOC!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Where are the weapons?"

*dies at Aeryn*
*and everyone else*