The Library (12/16/05)

[janet_fraiser]

Janet has no classes today, so she opens up the library, flips on the lights, and plots ways to get revenge on Jack O'Neill. Oh, and she works. Really. She is in no way browsing through webpages and ordering supplies for any future pranks when she goes on vacation.

She also puts up a sign:

RETURN YOUR LIBRARY BOOKS. NOW.
THE STAFF IS GETTING CRANKY.
ALSO: ZERO. MALLET. GET THE IDEA?

THE LIBRARY IS CLOSING EARLY
FOR THE INVESTIGATORS' CLUB MEETING.

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[janet_fraiser]

"You weren't a wet blanket, Lee," said Janet. "Don't worry about it." She takes the books off the counter and looks to see if any are omg overdue so she can tease Lee about them.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"Well, I left you guys just as things were about to HAPPEN, you know and I was all mope-y and stuff. How did the rest of the evening go?" he asks, and sekritly hopes that none of his books are overdue because that would just be embarrassing.

[janet_fraiser]

"Pretty quietly," said Janet. "Except my fridge broke down, and Bridge, Cally, and Anders took it off to fix it and also I locked Jack and Sam in the closet, and I swear, if they didn't have sex, I'm going to kill them both." She paused, and checked two books again. "Lee, do you realize you have two books here that are severely overdue?"


OOC: Did I pick good ones? *eg*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"Oh, damn, I've been meaning to see Cally and Anders...sorry I missed them. Hrm," he says. OMG THERE MUST BE CLOSET SEX. MUST BE. ARGH!

Lee looks at her in shock. "Severely overdue? What?"

[janet_fraiser]

"It was nice to see them," says Janet, grinning. "They've been busy lately. I've barely seen anyone around, to be honest." If there hasn't been closet sex, there will be suffering tonight, trust me.

Janet nods. "Yeah, you've had Kitchen Utensils: Names, Origins, and Definitions Through the Ages and 33 Things Every Girl Should Know About Women's History: From Suffragettes to Skirt Lengths to the E.R.A. out for months now. I don't even remember you checking these out."

((Hee!))

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee all but flails. "I...I... gods, Janet. Um..."

[janet_fraiser]

"Oops," said Janet, snickering. "How'd you forget about those two books? The fine is pretty severe too."

She didn't mention the part in the library rules about the librarian setting the fines however he wanted. And how that meant she could set the fines, because he was too lazy to go in and set fines on overdue books.

"I don't know, I might accept baked goods in lieu of a fine, though," said Janet. "Seeing how you're apparently a master of kitchen utensils now that you've had that book for so long and because I saw you started a baking post, omg."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

“Funnily enough, Janet, I happen to have a little package for you already made – a few slices of warm gingerbread cake, just for you!” and he pulls it out of his satchel with a grin.

[janet_fraiser]

"You're good, Lee," said Janet, grinning back at him. She checks the books back in and erases the fine. "That smells delicious."


I was going to do a cookie-making post today, but you beat me to it, darn you!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"Why, thank you ever so," Lee says with a wider grin.