The Library (Thursday)

[swerval_zero]

Around ten, Zero comes by the library and, realizing it's still locked down, sets about opening it up. The first person to enter will find that half of the lights are still off and a very pissed-off pink cat is sitting on the Circulations Desk.

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[swerval_zero]

*Zero starts to back away, then thinks better of this course of action and jumps.

Onto Parker's head.*

MOW! Rrrrrrrr.

//omg omg keep it away.//

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[The Doctor decides that he'd rather be scratched than witness Parker with a cat on her head. He lifts Zero off and holds her out, setting her back on the Circ Desk at arms' length. Some of Parker's hair probably comes with.]

[swerval_zero]

Hisssssssss.

//No! No, you moron, that's closer to the DOG!//

*Realizes what she just said.*

Mrrraw.

//I'll apologize for that later OMG DOG.//

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron would point out that he's a wolf and not a dog, but he doesn' speak Cat. As Zero is back on the desk, he runs the opposite direction. As he reaches the wall, he turns around and starts running towards the desk so he can jump up on it in one go.

[swerval_zero]

*puffy terrified snowball*

//AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!//

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[The Doctor picks her back up, holding her gingerly above his head, and rolls his eyes.] Meow--yee graw. //I be no 'moron'.//

[He glares at Cam.] Stay.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty looks up from studying to see the ruckus. He pulls out the ball that he keeps for Vladdie and waves it around.

"Here puppy! Ball!"

[swerval_zero]

*shaking in The Doctor's arms.*

Mrrawr reep.

//I'm sorry, okay, but it wants to eat me.//

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[Ten sighs and puts his arms down to pet her.] Mrr. Mrrow...yeep?...prr. //Forsooth, I daresay he dassn't care t'consume thee. Bat thee about, aye.//


...mrrf.
//Now I ken Adam's desire f'beer.//

[swerval_zero]

Mrowr. Prrr.

//I understand English. It's okay.//

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Mrreo? //Thou thinks my tongue lacks subtlety?//

[He switches to English and checks her nametag.] Oh...Zero. Do you want me to put you down?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Oh god. Bad, bad, bad Cam!" Parker looks for something, then kicks a stool into his path at the last second.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

He's got too much speed and too much paws and no damn breaks. Why don't wolves come with breaks? He slams right into the stool, head first and there's a tumble of stool and fuzz and a lot whining and whimpering as he finally lands on his back.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Awwww." Parker scritches him behind the ears as she helps him de-tangle himself. "I think the canine brain is taking over, Cam. And not in a good way."

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Wait, WHAT? [He squints at the dog...wolf...being.] Is that MITCHELL?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Yes. He's been a dog for day or so now." Parker kneels by him, feeling guilty. "Aww. Cam, you poor thing. I'm sorry, I had to--" She slaps her forehead. "What am I saying?"

But she still helps Cam get untangled from the stool. And scritches him behind the ears.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I think...I need a drink. [Ten eyes the dog--Cameron--with a vaguely sympathetic glance.]

[swerval_zero]

*POP!*

*Congratulations! Ten is now holding a very pissy girl! In a kilt!*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Holy mother of GOD! [The Doctor drops her unceremoniously to the floor.] Ms Hopeless-Savage, why are you in a kilt?

[swerval_zero]

*bangs her head on the desk* OW! Mind the brain!

I dunno; it fell out of the closet this morning? You speak Cat! Why didn' you tell me you spoke Cat?!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Scritches are good. Cameron whines pathetically and leans into Parker's hand. He's calmed down enough from the tumble to remind himself that the cat is Zero and that he really shouldn't try to charge at her like that.

Although, Marty's waving a ball. That could be interesting. But scritches are nice. Ear scritches are very very nice.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker checks him over, then scritches under his chin one last time before putting her hands on her hips. "Are you going to behave now? Jeez. Because I don't want to have to call Vala, and tell her to get you a choke chain. That's so wrong I'm going to pretend I didn't just say it. So behave, okay?"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron whimpers and hangs his head. He covers his muzzle with a paw and as his ears droop, he looks like a picture of sorry.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Owww!" Parker screeches. "Zero! Damnit! God, not the hair!" She staggers back, towards Cam, arms flailing.