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A sudden commotion in the middle of open enrollment forces Sarah to get up from her desk and stalk out into the hall with gun in hand. She arrives to find

notsouledyet and

soldtoarmenians loudly bickering, both of them insulting each other's ancestry, intelligence, fashion sense, and anything else that comes to mind.

Principal Connor fires her gun into the air three times, effectively shutting both of them up and getting their attention. She narrows her eyes at them and snaps, "Hey! I will not have this sort of behavior in my school. You will learn to put up with one another or I will tie you up on the shooting range and let the school's gun club ventilate your major internal organs."

She starts to walk away, then turns back with a mischievous look in her eyes. "You two," she says, waving her gun between the two of them, "are hereby ordered to share a dorm room. And if either one of you does anything to break anything in that room, you will automatically get detention. No exceptions."

The principal heads back towards her office, the corners of her lips tugging upward in an amused smile. "Have fun, boys," she says under her breath.

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What? WHAT?

I absolutely refuse to spend one minute with this pathetic, low-life -

...

Wait, does this mean I can have room 406?

What he said, only about him!

...

*looks suspicious*

What's in Room 406?

Your mouth is making a talky sound, Harris. Might want to look into it.

Sorry, I can't get my head far enough up my ass to look into my own mouth, Maybe you could teach me that trick?

I could shove your head there personally, if it'd make you happy. You know me, I'm a people-pleaser.

*checks out dorm rosters*

You got us the room next to Buffy?

I don't know whether to be grateful, or check for the holes you obviously drilled into the shower walls.

To protect Buffy, you understand. Not for my own use.

Shower... I totally forgot about the shower!

Hand me the drill, would ya?

I would never!

It's in the medicine chest, above the Vapo-Rub.

Excellent. I knew you'd be useful for something eventually. Of course my vote was on paperweight.

Hey, I'll have you know I have many uses. I am a floor wax and a des-- I can't believe I almost finished that sentence.

I can't believe you know how to talk at all.

*raises eyebrow*

*flips you the bird*

"In multiple languages yet."

"Yes, but only with him," Sarah says with a scowl, indicating Xander with a wave of her hand.

(OOC: Should I start up the betting pool now on when you two will kill each other, or wait until later? ;))

Fine. Great. Fabulous. No complaints at all then.

(OOC: Kill or fuck. I mean with this much simmering emotion it's bound to be either. And I don't even slash them usually!)

OOC: OMG. B and I are So. Dead.

OOC: Oh hells. I take it we will need to start stockpiling...

OOC: We? What's this 'we' bit? *g*

ps. At some stage, you should either induct Sam into the Buffyverse so she at least knows there are vampires out there. Hey, she's managed aliens, viruses, alternate universes, mindwipes, replicator cyborgs and the ascended.

How difficult can it be to explain vampires? *g*

OOC: I might have snuck a 'zat or two into the dorms. Just so you know. ;) I'd think two shots might stun a vamp, but we'll never know until we try.

OOC: WOOHOO! ZATS!

I don't suppose she has a ribbon device anywhere? Those are a little harder to come by.

OOC: HOORAY FOR ~~STOLEN~~ TECH!

And, nah, Janet wouldn't have snagged a ribbon device. No naquadah in her bloodstream, and she didn't expect Sam to be teenaged.

OTOH, Lizzie and I are talking about a Sekrit Raid on the SGC to get more zats, so we could probably drag you along and grab a ribbon device for you. *eg*