ext_150768 ([identity profile] principalconnor.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-09-11 07:44 pm

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A sudden commotion in the middle of open enrollment forces Sarah to get up from her desk and stalk out into the hall with gun in hand. She arrives to find [livejournal.com profile] notsouledyet and [livejournal.com profile] soldtoarmenians loudly bickering, both of them insulting each other's ancestry, intelligence, fashion sense, and anything else that comes to mind.

Principal Connor fires her gun into the air three times, effectively shutting both of them up and getting their attention. She narrows her eyes at them and snaps, "Hey! I will not have this sort of behavior in my school. You will learn to put up with one another or I will tie you up on the shooting range and let the school's gun club ventilate your major internal organs."

She starts to walk away, then turns back with a mischievous look in her eyes. "You two," she says, waving her gun between the two of them, "are hereby ordered to share a dorm room. And if either one of you does anything to break anything in that room, you will automatically get detention. No exceptions."

The principal heads back towards her office, the corners of her lips tugging upward in an amused smile. "Have fun, boys," she says under her breath.

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-09-11 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-11 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
What? WHAT?

I absolutely refuse to spend one minute with this pathetic, low-life -

...

Wait, does this mean I can have room 406?
swerval_zero: (Default)

[personal profile] swerval_zero 2005-09-12 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
(OOC: You are evil and I love you.)
soldtoarmenians: (Default)

[personal profile] soldtoarmenians 2005-09-12 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
What he said, only about him!

...

*looks suspicious*

What's in Room 406?

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Your mouth is making a talky sound, Harris. Might want to look into it.

[identity profile] equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: You rock.]

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Fine. Great. Fabulous. No complaints at all then.

(OOC: Kill or fuck. I mean with this much simmering emotion it's bound to be either. And I don't even slash them usually!)

[identity profile] julian-lawless.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
OOC: *falls over dead from laughter*
soldtoarmenians: (Default)

[personal profile] soldtoarmenians 2005-09-12 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I can't get my head far enough up my ass to look into my own mouth, Maybe you could teach me that trick?

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
I could shove your head there personally, if it'd make you happy. You know me, I'm a people-pleaser.

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
(OOC: *dies of laughter*)
demonbelthazor: (Rowr)

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2005-09-12 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[OOC: I love you. :D ]

[identity profile] leeadama.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
((WE HAVE A LIZZIE?!?!?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!))

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
OOC: OMG. B and I are So. Dead.

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
(heee!!! I just couldn't resist after I saw [livejournal.com profile] janet_fraiser being played *g* And Lizzie was just so tempting... *g*)

{OOC}

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_ripper_giles_/ 2005-09-12 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
{OMFG I just snorted chili on my monitor!}

[identity profile] forlornslayer.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
OOC: Oh hells. I take it we will need to start stockpiling...

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
OOC: We? What's this 'we' bit? *g*

ps. At some stage, you should either induct Sam into the Buffyverse so she at least knows there are vampires out there. Hey, she's managed aliens, viruses, alternate universes, mindwipes, replicator cyborgs and the ascended.

How difficult can it be to explain vampires? *g*

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
((*coughs* I see we're getting the Stargate girls in one by one. ;)))

[identity profile] aroseintime.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Bwah! *is dead from laughter*]

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
(*snerk* Maybe we should all have a club? Girls thru the Gate *g* ;))

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
((Y'know, we need a Goa'uld. Know anyone willing to play Hathor? ;) Although to get all the good Stargate universe girls in place, we really need a Teyla to complete the set...))

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Oh, that is fabulous and evil and absolutely perfect and I love you.]

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