ext_150768 ([identity profile] principalconnor.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-09-11 07:44 pm

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A sudden commotion in the middle of open enrollment forces Sarah to get up from her desk and stalk out into the hall with gun in hand. She arrives to find [livejournal.com profile] notsouledyet and [livejournal.com profile] soldtoarmenians loudly bickering, both of them insulting each other's ancestry, intelligence, fashion sense, and anything else that comes to mind.

Principal Connor fires her gun into the air three times, effectively shutting both of them up and getting their attention. She narrows her eyes at them and snaps, "Hey! I will not have this sort of behavior in my school. You will learn to put up with one another or I will tie you up on the shooting range and let the school's gun club ventilate your major internal organs."

She starts to walk away, then turns back with a mischievous look in her eyes. "You two," she says, waving her gun between the two of them, "are hereby ordered to share a dorm room. And if either one of you does anything to break anything in that room, you will automatically get detention. No exceptions."

The principal heads back towards her office, the corners of her lips tugging upward in an amused smile. "Have fun, boys," she says under her breath.

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