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[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

A sudden commotion in the middle of open enrollment forces Sarah to get up from her desk and stalk out into the hall with gun in hand. She arrives to find notsouledyet and soldtoarmenians loudly bickering, both of them insulting each other's ancestry, intelligence, fashion sense, and anything else that comes to mind.

Principal Connor fires her gun into the air three times, effectively shutting both of them up and getting their attention. She narrows her eyes at them and snaps, "Hey! I will not have this sort of behavior in my school. You will learn to put up with one another or I will tie you up on the shooting range and let the school's gun club ventilate your major internal organs."

She starts to walk away, then turns back with a mischievous look in her eyes. "You two," she says, waving her gun between the two of them, "are hereby ordered to share a dorm room. And if either one of you does anything to break anything in that room, you will automatically get detention. No exceptions."

The principal heads back towards her office, the corners of her lips tugging upward in an amused smile. "Have fun, boys," she says under her breath.

Comments

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

(OOC: I might as well wield my power where I can. *nods solmenly* ;))

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

What? WHAT?

I absolutely refuse to spend one minute with this pathetic, low-life -

...

Wait, does this mean I can have room 406?

[soldtoarmenians]

What he said, only about him!

...

*looks suspicious*

What's in Room 406?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Your mouth is making a talky sound, Harris. Might want to look into it.

[soldtoarmenians]

Sorry, I can't get my head far enough up my ass to look into my own mouth, Maybe you could teach me that trick?

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

"Yes, but only with him," Sarah says with a scowl, indicating Xander with a wave of her hand.

(OOC: Should I start up the betting pool now on when you two will kill each other, or wait until later? ;))

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Fine. Great. Fabulous. No complaints at all then.

(OOC: Kill or fuck. I mean with this much simmering emotion it's bound to be either. And I don't even slash them usually!)

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

OOC: OMG. B and I are So. Dead.

[forlornslayer.livejournal.com]

OOC: Oh hells. I take it we will need to start stockpiling...

[swerval_zero]

(OOC: You are evil and I love you.)

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

[ooc: You rock.]

[julian-lawless.livejournal.com]

OOC: *falls over dead from laughter*

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

(OOC: *dies of laughter*)

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

((WE HAVE A LIZZIE?!?!?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!))

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

(heee!!! I just couldn't resist after I saw janet_fraiser being played *g* And Lizzie was just so tempting... *g*)

[demonbelthazor]

[OOC: I love you. :D ]

{OOC}

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ripper_giles_/]

{OMFG I just snorted chili on my monitor!}

[aroseintime.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Bwah! *is dead from laughter*]

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Oh, that is fabulous and evil and absolutely perfect and I love you.]

[padmeofnaboo.livejournal.com]

OOC: Dies. Repeatedly.

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

*Zaphod's two brains explode due to the hottness of Principal Conner*

(ooc: why does the idea of Zaphod crushing on Sarah Conner make my fandom heart squeal?)

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

(OOC: Probably for the same reason it makes me giggle, but I have no idea what that reason is. ;))

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

((Bwah! Oh the poor, poor neighbors))

[sooo_cute]

(OOC: I'm trying to hold in the laughing because my roommate has people over and I think I just cracked a rib.)