The Library is open (11/21/2005)

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker is very slightly hungover. Plus, she just heard the Dean's announcement.

This would not be a good time to mess with the library aide. She is wondering if Rory and Logan are awake, hoping they're not, and wishing she had her holy water handgun right now as she checks the card catalog for books on magical protection from vampires.

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[swerval_zero]

*little kitty snort* Mrryaw. Meeeer.

//Highly unlikely. I think they're fattening me up for the kill.//

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty isn't 100% sure, but it sounds like Kitten!Zero is giving him the all clear on giving her milk. "So with all the students turning into cats around here do you think it's a good idea if I start carrying around a ball of string?"

[swerval_zero]

*Please hold for Zero beating down the cat-side of her brain with a stick. It's far too excited about the idea of string.*

Rreeee!

//Yay string!//

*turns head away from Marty* Ffssst.

//Dammit, no, I am a girl!//

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty looks at Zero with increasing interest.

"So... that's what? A maybe? Or should I just get catnip toys instead?"

[swerval_zero]

*is quite clearly very interested in the idea of catnip*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Wait! you know what. I bought some catnip toys for Min yesterday and forgot to give them to Angela."

[OOC: Because the thought of Zero on Catnip is too hard to resist]

Marty digs through his backpack and pulls out a small stuffed mouse and holds it up for Zero.

"What do you think?"

[swerval_zero]

*attack attack attack*

//My mousie!//

*Zero, catnip mouse in mouth and her entire form giving off a slightly paranoid, slightly high attitude, crouches on the counter*

//Mine omg mine hahaha all mine//

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty looks at the slightly paranoid cat with a mixture of awe and horror.

"I think I've done a horrible, horrible thing."

[swerval_zero]

*rolls around on the counter, all four paws scrabbling at the mousie*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"You have. *You* can house her tonight. You got her stone, you can deal with the aftermath."

[swerval_zero]

//You cannot have the mousie!//

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty holds up the container of milk.

"Zero? Milk?"

[swerval_zero]

Yawr! Rrrreep?

//No! Mousie!...hmm. Milk or mousie?//

*tilts head* Prree?

//Milk then mousie?//

*drops mouse, trots over to milk and sniffs it curiously*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker would pick up the mouse, but it's covered in Zero-spit. So she toes it under the counter, and hopes Zero will forget about it and come down from her high in a minute or two.

"She really is getting more and more... cat-like. This can't be good for her."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

[[ooc: You certainly have. Mine roll on top of theirs. And drool. Brilliant idea.]]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker comes back out of the stacks where she went to calm down, and sees this particular scene.

"What did you... oh, mannnn." She puts a hand over her face. "Blank, what were you *thinking*? This is worse than the caffiene by a long shot!"